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Minor league b3tan bloke

@rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
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Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense. Follow me for bullshit pictures and horseshit puns. My occupation is listed as ‘Drivel Creator’.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
Am confused. When a grizzly bear stands up it is technically showing you its vulnerable underbelly but I don’t think you should take it as a sumbissive gesture to say it wants tummy scritches.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
Remembering a time when ‘hacking‘ into someone’s private conversations meant turning the channel knob on your CB until you recognised their voice saying something like ‘And make sure you don’t tell them Dook Bois’ #hazzardcounty
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
Overclocking my difference engine with a Morris Marina Twin Cam 1800.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
If the Enterprise can frustrate the Borg with rotating harmonics then imagine what a good wah pedal could do.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
In this day and age Roxanne would have an RGB light. Bit confusing though, red means stop, green means go, amber means stop it’s safe to do so and blue means law enforcement or cold.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 10h
Spank me like one of your Fender Jazz Planks.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 10h
Well if they leave that diesel in Russia they’ll get burned up by Ukranian drone strikes.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 10h
When one of these is towing your covered wagon, dysentry is the least of your troubles.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 10h
Stress Ball? Like,
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 10h
The expression ‘bury me in a Y-shaped coffin’ had to come from SOMEWHERE, right?
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 11h
They call them ‘finger puppets’ but they have pretty neutral expressions, considering.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 11h
Alex Jones: “My Name is Michael Caine and I am a nosy neighbour” #hignfy
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 11h
Become a hermit Jedi Master?
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 11h
I forgot about Dre.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 11h
Equalky galling for me is I was looking for Rush MP3s on Limewire at that time and it was wall to wall The Power Of Love and Ring Of Ice
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 11h
The one time the accompaniment switch went to Boss Nova by mistake and it became a remix of itself.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Cha-cha-cha. As opposed to the Chaaaaaaaaaah-CHA! When Paul Mu’ad Dib destroys the stone obelisk with his weirding way weapon.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Yes, all of a sudden the song had the same legitimacy as the organist on Sale Of The Century when the prizes were wheeled out.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Always thought it a bit cheeky that rogues could also cast spells. Demarcation and all that, there may not have been trade unions but there were guilds, after all.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Oh I didn’t even 2000 it, I was safely wrapped up with Rush by then and I didn’t need nothing else.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
static.klipy.com
Prince Performs Purple Rain Live
ALT: Prince Performs Purple Rain Live
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
(compliment)
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
But she has the cheekbones of a pharoah
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Wait till you hear about Nine Inch Nails
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Whole lot of loving for a handful of bumming #totp
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
We used to call that ‘Friday’.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
FUNKY PAUL YOUNG. And some proper fretless bass. #totp an album track called Hot Fun is my favourite though. youtu.be/0UPG4uw8JMI?...
youtu.be
Hot Fun
YouTube video by Paul Young - Topic
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
static.klipy.com
Leonardo DiCaprio Clapping - Very Good
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Clapping - Very Good
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Ooh she’s like a young Debbie McGee
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Sadie.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
They’re swimming upstream to spawn.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
The maracas didn’t turn up but that’s not stopping George miming them. #totp
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Same sax as Joe Le Taxi, amirite? #totp
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
The ‘Fairlight CMI’ brand of bass, yes.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Fairly sure this spawned a comedy spoof with Lenny Henry on Three Of A Kind. Yes/No? #totp
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Gaffer tape for knickers
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
More pretend bassists. If I had to guess I’s say this song was written for Europe but they turned it down. (It’s not bad by 80s standards though) #totp
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Surely he’s Leo Singer, unless he took up a late career as a rapper?
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
One word: DREDD.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
BOOOooooooOOOOOOOObies!
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Yes sir, I’ve got bogies #totp
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
Too many different notes, surely?
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 12h
What ever happened to Leon Trotsky? He got an ice pick up the bot-ski. #totp
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 13h
Oddly enough, one of the more coherent set of lyrics from Mr Anderson.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 13h
That’s an offensive racist sterotype of a lion.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 13h
It’s deep on the prog spectrum.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 13h
Girls: get yourself a man that looks at you like Steve Howe looks adoringly and with lust at his mandolin. #totp
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 13h
It’s a lot easier sonce so many people no longer have landlines.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 13h
You’re supposed to take the click track OFF the final mix. #totp
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 13h
Father Dick Byrne at Eurovision #totp
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