Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pac might be the most shocking wrestler death to me in a while. He was just trying to stop Andrade from taking his pants off two days ago! 010
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This stuff is for losers who can't even bother to post their own lip sync because they're too embarrassed by how their body moves 020
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The western Mass lesbian bar discourse is jut cat nip for people who still want to complain about people yelling at them on Twitter in 2016. 010
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The people who insisted "Twitter isn't real life" starting assuming that X was real life. 010
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The scene in the Odyssey where Circe changes the men into pigs is basically how AI psychosis looks. 011
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Type of guy you see using three types of dumbbells between bench sets 010
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When the train is going mad slow down the Williamsburg bridge into Delancey-Essex 😤 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The Office, but it's set in Robert Kraft's weird antisemitism command office in Gillette Stadium. 010
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Rob Schneider has stepped up to join the Ed Sheeran tour 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Imagine if Oscar Wilde had been born like a hundred years later and was like "Either these towers go or I do... ...oh dear" 001
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026To be honest I would've preferred 9/11 and the Global War on Terror to not have happened at all but I can see how the warm fuzzies might be appealing. 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh brother this guy stinks Full disclosure: his production company once rejected a pitch of mine 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This is actually something Frasier did as the butt of the joke 011
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Guy at the minor league baseball game made a Slipnutz reference and my day has been made 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026One of my favorite food trucks has an AI menu now and it's so disappointing. They make tremendous food and now they're advertising it with pictures that don't just fail to do it just but actively make it unappealing. 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The right doesn't police Joe Rogan either. Every week he'll say some random that contradicts party orthodoxy like how we should have universal healthcare or that Trump's blowing something and they let it slide because they know he's ultimately going to show up for the team. 020
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Silicon Valley hype these days feels like if Steve Jobs debuted a new iPhone that would give you cancer. 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026please be nice to the technology we are developing. in the future it will do all sorts of wondrous things, like denying you healthcare 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The media has been so beaten into submission that they needed to be reminded that it's weird for the President to have a obsessive car trunk gremlin 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026They fought for Clinton, Biden, and Harris. Of course centrists are gonna flock to the next people with hopeless dogshit messaging. 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Reggie Watts will become the American Russell Brand and do a lot of shitty right wing podcasts. 41078
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Calling it, Reggie Watts is going to move to Austin and do ketamine with Elon. 050
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Real horseshoe theory is how media elites obsess over woke so long they circle around to defending pedophiles. 010
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026wow Film Forum is doing a Coppola Retrospective and aren't including Jack (1996). 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Jet fuel is airplane food. And we all know airplane food can’t melt steel beams. 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 09/08/2026People who give Real Steel (2011) less than four stars on Letterboxd are cops. 030
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Bari Weiss trying to save 60 Minutes by hiring Ross Douthat is like the Mets trying to bolster their bullpen by hiring Woody Allen 050
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Cruz Montana sounds like the 80s movie bully who would make fun of Mike Santana for getting sober 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Jericho trying to make the Painmaker happen has the vibes of the effort to make the Liberty Biberty guy a thing 010
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026What if they added an opening line to David Finlay's theme like "Wrestling has more than one guy with a shilelagh" 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Some motherfuckers were doing the Hokey Pokey on the dance floor 010
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 13/07/2026My dad didn’t go out to get cigarettes and never come back. Someone was threatening our lives if he came back to our family. 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The thing about Lindsay Graham's passing is that the usual niceties of "he fought for what he believed in" don't even apply because he believed that Donald Trump was bad for our country and in oral sex between men. 000
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Believe it or not Senator Lindsey Graham is dead. Please leave a message at the beep.static.klipy.comGeorge Costanza Eats PopcornAlt: George Costanza Eats Popcorn 153
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Letterboxd potentially getting bought is disappointing. Somehow eels like a relic of the 2000's internet sometimes with its imperfect UI and its purpose being too niche to be wildly profitable. The PBS of social networks. 020
Ross Parsons @rossparsons.bsky.social · 10/07/2026static.klipy.comBeaker MuppetAlt: Beaker the Muppet scientist 000
