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Ross Howl-iday

@rossholliday.bsky.social
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Hopeful Administrative Commissioner: Great Lakes Prefecture of Sino-America.

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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 2h
Donna Dixon was such a dime. Ackroyd got lucky there.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 2h
Hahaha I’m sure we used beer but I distinctly remember the Coca Cola red
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 2h
“Mommy on the phone with Daddy”
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 2h
I never actually used an apple but I did use a pop can at least a couple times.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 2h
I mean, the money does have to call to people. I could use a $500,000/year make work gig spewing whatever bullshit the already evil want to hear.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 5h
Moon’s haunted
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 5h
Nah it’s fascist as hell. It’s banana republic shit but with worse weather and being carried out by the least charismatic people on earth. The unemployable vs the rest of us.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 5h
Almost as though the current system is untenable…
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 7h
I do think they’re out there just not in a viable position for president. Or even governor anywhere I’m aware of. But there are grandparents who are involved and would make better presidents than any we’ve had in my lifetime.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 9h
Columbus scenery unmatched
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 9h
I remember reading some things about Hugh Hefner’s final days and a zoom in on that was a reminder.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 9h
And, again, I am NOT a Harry Potter fan in any medium
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 9h
What I’m getting at is that maybe Gillis aint great but people like him will have to be on-side for the change I personally dream of happening for America to happen.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 9h
I have a dear friend who is a 51yo straight white guy that goes to the gym. He has said many times that half the stress of his work out is trying to not be perceived as a dirty old man but also to not be weird but mostly I guess to not look at anyone. I don’t know, hes the least rapey guy I know.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 14h
This motherf…
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 15h
Can’t wait for that fat old man to eat shit round here one more time. Go back to Florida ya carpetbaggin bitch
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 15h
That we got Ukraine to deal with Soviet nukes then abandoned them is bad enough, but having The Accurséd Boer working against them is, well, why we are in several different pickles of our own making.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Tom Cruise Salutes in Top Gun Maverick
ALT: Tom Cruise Salutes in Top Gun Maverick
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sick. Just a diseased system that needs to be cleansed.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@dmbmeg.bsky.social this can’t be helping those oil prices. I mean, maybe this gets them through mid terms but I think they’re cooked even if gas gets down. Then if they retain one house in the mid terms but oil spikes more? Might not matter much. They might have to turn on Daddy.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If the Dems don’t take back both houses, Elon is fucking with the voting machines. I will have zero doubt if it’s close.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Donald Trump Hands Up Gesture
ALT: Donald Trump Hands Up Gesture
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I get how they tire of it but if I see Stavvy on the street I’m getting him to call my brother a pig on FaceTime no matter who he just got re-dumped by. (Can’t find a link to the video where he tells that story, sorry)
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wish I could just play this gif in real life sometimes:
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Donald Trump Hands Up Gesture
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Michigan resident here: I tell everyone I think he might be the goat of Michigan musical artists and I get a lot of complaints. While I’m not 100% sure I’m right, I’m less convinced that they are.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And use proper pronouns somehow
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you see this, post an Archer
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(My ass)
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Goddammit that was Smokey and the Bandit.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s IPA’s and “woke” this time around.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We call it Uncle Tim’s and they knew my order last time and I need to take a break lol
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Chicken WingDings 🇵🇸 @ebridget.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ms Rachel from the top ropes
From Ms Rachel's account on Threads, she writes, "CORECIVIC, a company that makes hundreds of millions locking up KIDS in immigration detention
has a PAC that's sending campaign checks to Senator Susan Collins of Maine.
Susan Collins chairs the Senate committee that writes ICE's budget.
ICE is CoreCivic's customer.
The company gets paid out of a budget she controls, and it pays into her campaign."
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Recession indicator
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 12/10/2026
GOTTDAMN
Kacey musgraves burns Kristi noem
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I should have said “Why I THINK they ought to be doing more of that”
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good point about Sinners and why they ought to be doing more of that. I suppose maybe it’s not his priority or maybe it’s a “one for the future/wallet” then “one for me/art” type of thing he will do. That I can wrap my head around for sure.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wait. Did I say “we will never hear from Michael B Jordan again if he does a remake/reboot”?
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Remakes and reboots are pretty notoriously a scourge in Hollywood now so his options are limited.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Did they not see Roger’s laughing at Senator Leghorn’s joke about Abdul being a fan of Osama? Do they not know who’s next? Have they studied no history? Nevermind switch those questions to statements clearly.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I get when campaigns do it but using the federal government should be the umpteenth thing that is jailable.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I could fix Neela.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Ilhan Omar news fuckin got me. BP spiked I just know it.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Smash that like button! Be sure to push the bell to get notified of each new unsolicited dick pic!
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hoover you say?
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Greatest Living American
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i love to read nonbinary characters written by nonbinary writers and that is why i love the Aubrey-Maturin series written by famous nonbinary author Patrick O'Brian
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In that area (I’m aware Tobermory is farther north) of my belovèd Great Lakes, they keep the shipwrecks within sight so you remember how manly one must be to ply these waters.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It means Stavros Halkias to be named Minister of Art under President Xi in SinoAmerica.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I almost deleted it then thought, nah it’s funnier this way “Is he quoting a score from baseball last night, wtf!?”
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well now I don’t have to read it
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