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Rose on Mars

@rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com
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The witch of time and space and caring too much — the Fantasy Heartbreaker. Once upon a vein, White Wolf's longest-serving #Vampire developer. Created Cavaliers of Mars, Sasha Witchblood, bunches more. Now six-year Community Advocate at the Big Purple.

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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 29/09/2026
Hal Jordan's been called "the boring Green Lantern" nearly every time he's been adapted to other media. So I'm surprised and delighted by fandom going *feral* for him in #Lanterns. #DCU #GreenLantern
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 03/08/2026
Glad to hear no one shit their pants at GenCon.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 27/07/2026
Insanity is writing the same regex twice and expecting the same results.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 23/05/2026
The true bride is keeping her name. The false bride is taking her heart.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 20/05/2026
Two images of a Tesla Cybertruck in a lake. The top shows the truck semi-submerged with the caption "Cybertruck of the lake what is your wisdom." The bottom shows empty water with the caption "Don't use Wade Mode."
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 20/05/2026
we are all broken toys.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 03/04/2026
Why does JD Vance believe aliens are demons? He is addled, gentle child. He sees only the next highest pillar he can clamor up and shout from. In his great folly, he has neglected to study the nature of Sandestins. #DyingEarth #fantasy #microfic
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 02/04/2026
To mitigate cycles of feud and revenge, some Germanic groups practiced "weregild," in which men turned into cash under the full Moon.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 26/03/2026
It's not Resting Bitch Face. My smile's quantum-locked.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 14/02/2026
As do we all.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 26/01/2026
Jump on this, babes.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 04/12/2025
Yes, I'm savescumming. Don't @ me. #roguelike #nethack
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 23/11/2025
irish emo scared my cat
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Vivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Hot transbians love Cavaliers of Mars by @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com!
Vivian, a middle-aged white trans woman, holding her Kickstarter edition of Cavaliers of Mars. The cover depicts a pair of swashbucklers leaping over a railing, pursued by guards. Baroque towers rise in the background, while an alien statue dominates the foreground. The whole thing is colored in rusty shades of red, orange and yellow.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 08/10/2025
Samsung, stop trying to make Bixby happen. You won't like Bixby when it happens.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 15/09/2025
Angels don't say "BE NOT AFRAID" to calm humans. It's to calm their own imposter syndrome.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 21/08/2025
Sharing a birthday puts a different perspective on "Lungbarrow" turning into "Ghostlight."
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 19/08/2025
> promote book "It is now Lieutenant Commander Book."
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 19/08/2025
Today is Cool "Disco" Dan Day, celebrating one of DC's most prolific, excellent, and daring graffiti artists. www.washingtonian.com/2018/10/04/g... #DC #art #BeEverywhere
A Cool "Disco" Dan graffiti tag below a torn "Stormin' Norman" poster.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 25/07/2025
My itch page is currently accessible. That's not an ad. If you're going to support creators who are affected by itch's removal of adult content, they need your aid more than I do. Don't harass anybody. I doubt anybody following me would. But don't.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 13/07/2025
You can't spell #MilSF without #MILF. #amwriting
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 11/07/2025
Rapture Farm, the The decay of civilizations after apocalypse is critical to historical pathology, yet it's unethical to vivisect a living history. Thus, the Farm. Unclaimed worlds are stored in a variety of conditions to observe their progressive consumption by inhabitant fauna. #emptyspaces
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 04/07/2025
Sometimes you don't need life to find a way. #scifi #terminator #michaelbiehn
Kyle Reese from The Terminator (1984), with a new caption.

"The 600 series had rubber skin. We were into that."
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Basil Wright @kobanya.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Picked up my packages from the office yesterday and one of them was my copy of @dinoberrypress.bsky.social 's Little Wolves! Showed my sibling the accessibility and inclusion section I wrote, and we were both delighted that the page was purple, our favorite color. 😁
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 02/07/2025
"If life were only content, then you'd never know you had one." — Stephen Sondheim (probably) #theatre
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 20/06/2025
"Every cloud has a silver lining" is less comforting when you're a wolf man. #horror
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 19/06/2025
Great day to post this, NYT. :| #trans
The New York Times newsletter asking "Is going to the bathroom 'just in case' bad for you? Here's what the experts say."

The post date is June 19th, or Juneteenth, which celebrates the abolition of slavery in Texas.

It's also one day after the US Supreme Court upheld Tennessee's ban on gender-affirming care for minors.
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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 19/06/2025
Heard Smashing Pumpkins in the grocery store today and this post was all I could think of.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 18/06/2025
Me in code reviews.
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Jax Romana, Bimbo Reprobate ✨🌹🌈 @rufflejax.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
if you are angry enough at her, a girl is a type of hazardous terrain
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 29/04/2025
Alexander feels a strange, pulling sensation.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 28/04/2025
We found West Eddie, and it ain't looking great for him. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social #mst3k #season13 #makemoremst3k
A mock-screenshot of MST3K's Emily Connor and her bots watching Beyond Atlantis. There are two images.

On the right, East Eddie (played by Sid Haig) is on a boat, smiling smugly as he puffs on a cigar.

On the left, influencer Andrew Tate is doing the same, but affecting his joyless tough guy persona.

At the bottom, Emily and the bots are turned toward the left, with Crow (Kelsey Ann Brady) quipping, "I hate to say it, but West Eddie should smile more."
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 04/04/2025
i do not know what i wrote a nice lady told me to do it she let me do it she said good girl now you're in it too and spiders
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 08/03/2025
"We have such dice to show you."
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 03/03/2025
A question vital to our times.
A still from the movie Blade Runner. It shows Rachel, played by Sean Young, during her Voght-Kampff test. She's holding a lit cigarette, looking skeptically at Deckard, played by Harrison Ford, who is off-screen.

The caption reads "Is this testing where I'm a Human or a Dancer, Mr. Deckard?"
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 24/02/2025
"Thusly, if there are four strong backs for a needful task, there must be six strong backs beneath them."
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 10/02/2025
The First Amendment, as the right to free speech, includes the right to say "get out of my sky."
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 17/01/2025
Goodbye to David Lynch, called to the side of the Lord to separate the detectives from the perverts.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 15/01/2025
Galatea, her veins once more just streaks in cold marble.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 14/01/2025
Anyone have articles about accessibility in card games? In Miserable Secrets, investigation is based on Pairs: flip two cards faceup. Match cards, get clue. 2e should support players w/ dyslexia (hi!) or don't engage with space as used in 1e. I'll hire a consultant, but I also to read up. #ttrpg
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 08/01/2025
I get knocked down But I get up again That's that me espresso — Chumbawamba ft Sabrina Carpenter #music #mashup
The text of the post, presented as a screenshot from the lyrics site Genius.
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 01/01/2025
It's been a long December and I can't help but believe that baby, this year will be stranger than the last. youtu.be/dLbznuOCDwI Kiss the right one, watch the teeth, happy new year. <3 #NYE
youtu.be
A Long December (Counting Crows) | Cover
YouTube video by Lauryn Marie
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🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Having reached a thousand followers here (!), it's clearly time for me to do a big ol' self-promo thread of "Here's the parts of my TTRPG work I think you should know about!". So here we go: #ttrpg
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 16/12/2024
@thatandromeda.bsky.social On the subjects of arbitrary far-right femininity and dearest Baba Yaga... #BabaYaga #Kindle
An image of several successive posts, followed by a meme caption.

Person A posts: "Real women? Real women can have babies. That's 99% off the world."

Person B replies: "so are infertile women not women then?"

Person A posts: "Is there such thing as an infertile man? NO."

Person C replies: "as I am in my late 40s, my real womanhood is apparently slipping away, being progressively replaced with some quantum uncertainty between real and fake womanhood, less real every day. perhaps i shall become baba yaga"

A large caption in the Impact font reads:

"99% of the world is fertile women. 1% are men and there's no such thing as an infertile one. 1 woman is Baba Yaga. BRB, writing next Kindle Bestseller."
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Rose on Mars @rose.fantasyheartbreaker.com · 01/12/2024
With the Year of Reylo and the probable Year of Dramione, I'm sure your moment will come someday soon....
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