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Roscoe Quackstorm

@roscoeduck.bsky.social
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 13h
Fucking cool
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No Taco - Gator Days
No Taco - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
August - Alligator dad
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Neighborhood streets on a autumn day.
 
August and Gustopher are taking a walk when August notices how much the trees have changed color. It reminds him that Halloween is coming.
 
August: Halloween is coming. We should find your taco costume.
 
Gustopher: I don't want to be a taco.
 
Panel 2
 
August gives Gustopher a surprised look.
 
August: You don't like tacos anymore?
 
Gustopher: I LOVE TACOS! But I love other things too.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher closes his eyes and puts his hands to his side as he explains his reasoning.
 
Gustopher: It's time to express myself in a brand new way.
 
Panel 4
 
August inquires what Gustopher wants to be.
 
August: So what do you want to be?
 
Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@sunitai.bsky.social, my senior mod, says that I am stale. If you have observed my staleness and wish to file a complaint, please do so at FuckYou.Sunitai@YouAreAHo.BitchAssBitch
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Where are the lies at? #millennial #retrogameroom #90s
YouTube video by Justin The Millennial
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: We're not going to throw today! Brain: Yes we are! Me: .... 😡 Brain: UM, I MEAN, NO WE'RE NOT. Me: 👍
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A six-panel meme using a scene from the documentary Beckham. On the left, Victoria Beckham wears a red "MAGA" hat and says, "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THIS". On the right, David Beckham pokes his head out from behind a door and says, "BE HONEST". In the middle row, Victoria responds, "I AM BEING HONEST", and David repeats, "BE HONEST". In the bottom row, Victoria admits, "THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I VOTED FOR. I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD AFFECT ME." David concludes, "THANK YOU".
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: Don't throw. Brain: I'm gonna throw! Me: *has coffee* Brain: .... Fine, I won't throw.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Note: It's bullshit in my main job that's the issue, not my business. Higher Ed is sooooo fucked y'all. I can't even.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Of course my consulting business just landed a trial project with the biggest client we ever had just as I'm losing my mind. Don't lose it. Don't lose it. For fucks sake don't lose it.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You ever get good news and realize you're unable to process it because you have too many other things going on? Crazy.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That looks very good for White Girl Wasted Wednesday
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*looking at the first picture*
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I thought you were like.... making Africa.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you for you input~ *takes note*
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy birthday~
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These contributions have also been noted! Contextual variance must be considered. Thank you for your input.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your expertise is noted! *writes it down*
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's what we're trying to figure out. Thank you for your contribution.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*takes note* ~~~BanditKir is unsure~~~
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you for your response. *takes note*
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*makes note of this* Thank you for your response.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now you gotta answer too @banditkir.bsky.social~
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Alright, so... @calico.bsky.social and I have a question. We've been musing on this. Is it a flex when you tell people that you are having sex every day VRChat a flex? If it is not a flex, if you WERE having sex on VRChat every day, would you share that information with strangers?
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gen Ed (At a time when it can decide which programs get cut)
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Colleagues: Oh, you're working so hard Roscoe! Don't take on any more work! You don't get paid enough~ Also colleagues: We just nominated you to the most controversial and political committee at our school without your knowledge. You have our vote! K THX! :3
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You are the prettiest dragon EVER
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Guess who's going to Thailand again this Winter? Me? Is it me? It's me.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We must persist.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Leave it at Home - Gator Days
Leave it at Home - Gator Days

Characters

Larry - Hippopotamus Office Worker

Stuart - Quokka Sectional Manager

Squirrel Lady - A squirrel in HR. No one remembers her name.

Panel 1

Setting - By a conference room in an office.

Larry is looking at his phone in the background. He seems to be getting a call from a lawyer. Stuart notices this and asks Squirrel Lady about it.

Stuart: What's up with Larry

Squirrel Lady: His divorce is getting messy.

Panel 2

Stuart maintains his usual perpetual grin and speaks bluntly about the situation. Squirrel Lady tries to handle it more delicately.

Stuart: Sounds like he needs a talk about keeping a professional presence.

Squirrel Lady: He's having a rough time.

Panel 3

Stuart tries to dismiss any concerns with a strained wink and starts walking off.

Stuart: He needs to leave his problems at home like the rest of us.

Squirrel Lady: But, Sir.

Stuart: Gotta go! Busy, busy.

Panel 4

Setting - Stuart's Office

Stuart is sitting alone in his office with the blinds closed. His usual perpetual smile is gone and he's just blankly staring forward.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Overpass - Gator Days
Overpass - Gator Days

Characters

Gustopher - Alligator Boy

Panel 1

Setting - An overpass at sunset.

Gustopher at an overpass watching the traffic go by underneath. The setting sun has brought out the shadows around him.

Gustopher (thinking): There's a lot of cars down there.

Panel 2

Down below are several cars going by. Gustopher contemplates the amount of people around him. Light shines through the windows of the surrounding buildings.

Gustopher (thinking): Lots of people I don't know. All with their own lives.

Panel 3

Gustopher rests his arms on the overpass guardrail. The light behind him is starting to fade away as the stars are coming out.

Gustopher (thinking): We're all in one spot for a moment. Then we're not.

Panel 4

The sun has set the and the sky is filled with stars. Gustopher has left the overpass and it is now empty.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
YES I SEE! PRETTY!
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I find myself saying "Godspeed" a lot to my colleagues. And now to you: Godspeed.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Listen, I don't claim to know how they do things down in Venecky.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just so we're clear: A big reason why higher ed is fucked is because K-12 is fucked. www.youtube.com/shorts/xHv-C...
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AI Map Pulled From Schools
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fuckin' rawr!
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fuck all that. Set that car on fire~
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Your comic ❤️
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
OMG! There's more? www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIlo...
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more birds for some reason
YouTube video by Avocado Animations
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Accurate. www.youtube.com/shorts/-N-n4...
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Umbreon has a great summer #problematiceeveelutions #animationmeme #pokemonanimation #umbreon
YouTube video by Sapphire Luna
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yooo! I love the colors! The expression and pose are great too =D
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You don't have to worry about getting laid off when people are deciding to quit, right? 🙃
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ONE MORE www.youtube.com/shorts/xOK7g...
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【スト2ものまね】サガットvsブランカ、NOモーション。
YouTube video by NOモーション。
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/JXt--...
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NOモーション。スト2ボーナスステージものまね
YouTube video by NOモーション。
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Summer Activities - Gator Days
Summer Activities - Gator Days

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son.

Hannah, Olivia, Liam - Goat, Opossum, Capybara - Gustopher's friends.

Transcript

Panel 1

It's getting closer to the end of summer and Gustopher is doing his best to get in as much summer fun as he can.

Narration: Things to do before summer ends. Visit the beach.

Gustopher is running along the beach and waving his arms in the air. 7/10 beach activity.

Panel 2

Narration: Play video games with friends.

Now in Gustopher's entertainment room, Gustopher, Hannah, Olivia, and Liam are all playing video games. Hannah seems to have done something particularly shocking as Gustopher seems to be yelling. Hannah smiles mischievously. Liam is unbothered and focus on the game. Olivia appears to have no idea what's going on.

Panel 3

Narration: Don't think about school. Don't think about school. DON'T THINK ABOUT SCHOOL!

Gustopher is staring deep into the distance. He is failing to squash down his dread of school. Every summer seems to get shorter and shorter. Will there ever be enough time? IS THIS LIFE?

Panel 4

Narration: Eat s'mores.

Gustopher is eating s'mores by a camp fire in the forest. Life is good.
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can't even....
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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*reads articles about states allowing 3-year bachelor's degree programs.* Me: Higher ed's continuing the death march I see... *receives a paper from a grad student written in Comic Sans* Me: LORD TAKE ME NOW! END THIS MARCH!
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