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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 2h

@sunitai.bsky.social, my senior mod, says that I am stale. If you have observed my staleness and wish to file a complaint, please do so at FuckYou.Sunitai@YouAreAHo.BitchAssBitch

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Secret Ingredient - Gator Days

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me: We're not going to throw today! Brain: Yes we are! Me: .... 😡 Brain: UM, I MEAN, NO WE'RE NOT. Me: 👍

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me: Don't throw. Brain: I'm gonna throw! Me: *has coffee* Brain: .... Fine, I won't throw.

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Of course my consulting business just landed a trial project with the biggest client we ever had just as I'm losing my mind. Don't lose it. Don't lose it. For fucks sake don't lose it.

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You ever get good news and realize you're unable to process it because you have too many other things going on? Crazy.

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Alright, so... @calico.bsky.social and I have a question. We've been musing on this. Is it a flex when you tell people that you are having sex every day VRChat a flex? If it is not a flex, if you WERE having sex on VRChat every day, would you share that information with strangers?

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Colleagues: Oh, you're working so hard Roscoe! Don't take on any more work! You don't get paid enough~ Also colleagues: We just nominated you to the most controversial and political committee at our school without your knowledge. You have our vote! K THX! :3

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Guess who's going to Thailand again this Winter? Me? Is it me? It's me.

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Leave it at Home - Gator Days

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Overpass - Gator Days

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I find myself saying "Godspeed" a lot to my colleagues. And now to you: Godspeed.

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Just so we're clear: A big reason why higher ed is fucked is because K-12 is fucked. www.youtube.com/shorts/xHv-C...

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AI Map Pulled From Schools

YouTube video by NowThis Impact

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

You don't have to worry about getting laid off when people are deciding to quit, right? 🙃

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Summer Activities - Gator Days

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

*reads articles about states allowing 3-year bachelor's degree programs.* Me: Higher ed's continuing the death march I see... *receives a paper from a grad student written in Comic Sans* Me: LORD TAKE ME NOW! END THIS MARCH!

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I just discovered five minutes ago that I think this is the funniest shit ever when I have edibles. I know it's not funny. BUT IT'S FUNNY ALRIGHT?

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

My cats are 13 years old and still love to find novel ways to get my attention. When they do that, you know what comes to mind? "Report strange behavior to the vet." And then I'm like, OMG babies... what's wrong? Actually, they just want catnip. Every time. I'm one sucker of a ducker.

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Invited to a meeting at work about major strategy changes. At the end of the invitation it says, "at this point, layoffs are not being considered." There's no way layoffs will fall outside of the realm of consideration. It's like saying, "Listen, do yer job and fuggetaboutit." Yeah okay. 😂

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Megan Wachspress @meganwachspress.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I know folks are shitting (pun intended) on RFK and DOGE for this outbreak, and that's fair, but I also want to give credit to the nameless bureaucrats who are hanging in there and solved the kind of complex public health puzzle that would have been unsolvable for much of human history. Thank you

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

OMFG! I just realized something! I have never done the Gendo Ikari pose in my office! I also need to update my LinkedIn photo.... It's gonna happen.

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Being Me - Gator Days

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Admittedly, I use AI to merge data. WELP, Today was special. AI: "I am unable to merge your files because your files are not editable." Me: Why are they not editable? AI: The files are not in my workspace. Me: But I JUST uploaded the files to it. AI: You're right! You did! Editing now... FFS.

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Survived AC! Like, that's not a joke. Hydration was a struggle~ Also, I think the snake let itself out of the garage. But maybe it decided to, like, hide in a drawer that I didn't open, lol. I found the potential entry point, so I'll be sealing that up.

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Why yes, I am also at AC. Just finished reg. Took 45 min.

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's gonna be USA vs. Canada and Norway vs. Argentina. Canada vs. Norway for the Finals. Norway wins. Hey, I don't make the rules! Just because I'm almost 50% Scandi....

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Cool. There's a snake in the garage. Excellent timing. I leave tomorrow for AC and it's gonna be such a pain to try to get it out (if it's harmless). It was dim and the snake hid pretty fast (and so did I, lol). I'm 95% sure it was a Garter... but I dunno~ I hope it sees itself out, lol.

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"The best revenge is a life well lived." In the next country I visit, I'm going to order a coffee at a scenic location. Before I sip, I'm going to say, "This one's for you, mother fucker." Pinky all the way the fuck out.

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Roscoe contemplated his next intellectual endeavor. He resolved to gather up his cognitive faculties once and for all! All the while, he attempted to charge a wired game controller. Surely wired game controllers need to be charged... "No." He quietly concluded. "I am just a dumb fuck of a duck."

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Tiggy Rayray @tiggyrayray.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I've been good and have been completing my list of work during my time away and am now free to add more into the mix! Feel free to poke me for clarification! Live2D illustration + rigging is also open! ^^

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Beefa Roni (Colly) @standardcolly.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Dems: "Vote Blue, no matter who. Wait no, TOO BLUE! TOO BLUE! STOP!"

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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 23/06/2026

mk2 reflecting pool

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It's raining. All of a sudden, everyone wants everything right now at work. And my cat just randomly smacked my balls. Like what?!?!?! *looks at calendar... squints...* OH! It's Monday!

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Roscoe Quackstorm @roscoeduck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

We know that with the passage of time, we are always dying. But even with that knowledge, we are not always living.

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@AHusky ---> Denfur @ahusky.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Here is the set of 3 pics of Raccoon Yoga for @roscoeduck.bsky.social What do you guys think?

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Aunt Julia's Cabin (Part 2/3) - Gator Days

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