Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m having a Madonnasence and it’s everything. 🙌 open.spotify.com/track/7eidNI...open.spotify.comOne Step AwayMadonna · CONFESSIONS II · Song · 2026 010
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They need to start responding with this line. Again and again.static.klipy.comWilly Wonka Gene Wilder: Wrong Sir, WRONG!ALT: Willy Wonka Gene Wilder: Wrong Sir, WRONG! 000
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026SAFE is locked…pun intended. Title page feeling the heat now. ☠️ 182
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Friday could not have come at a better time. Well, yesterday would have been better. But hey, it’s here now thank god.static.klipy.comHappy Friday! Retro Dance with My Phone Fudge NuggetsALT: Happy Friday! Retro Dance with My Phone Fudge Nuggets 000
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comFoghorn Leghorn: Nice Kid, But A Little DumbALT: Foghorn Leghorn: Nice Kid, But A Little Dumb 000
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Chitty Chitty Bang Bangstatic.klipy.comChitty Chitty Bang Bang The Child CatcherALT: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang The Child Catcher 000
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comWile E. Coyote's Genius Business CardALT: Wile E. Coyote's Genius Business Card 011
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW FAVORITE!! GET PITTED!! @nbcbayarea.com 🙌🙌 000
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The new horror WIP is no longer IP. It’s locked. SAFE is done; lookbook in progress, and then to producers. LFG 🔥☠️🙌static.klipy.comElijah Wood: It's Done - Lord of the RingsALT: Elijah Wood: It's Done - Lord of the Rings 170
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have my playlist. And my tattoo. You got this 💪 110
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Make a playlist just for you that you’ll play when it’s finally signed, sealed, and done at court. And then blast that shit for ALL TIME! 💪🙏♥️🙌 110
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Bet Xi said ‘granted’ and the 🍊💩🤡 riffed on granite for the next 30 minutes. 🤦♂️ 010
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yes, but was it humiliating?static.klipy.comThe PoliceALT: The Police 010
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s so so good. Remember all the originals and they really use them in context so well. Very clever! 020
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comopen the sesameALT: open the sesame 010
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 If you see this you MUST do it! ⊹ name: Rich ⊹ height: 6’6” ⊹ star sign: Leo ⊹ nicknames: Rico (from Left Door) ⊹ siblings: 1 brother, 1 sister ⊹ relationship: Married and loving it! ⊹ crushing on: My current WIP ⊹ fav seasons: Spring (in NC) ⊹ pets: none (1 granddoggy) ⊹ fav color: Carolina Blue 220
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026New business cards being printedstatic.klipy.comWile E. Coyote's Genius Business CardALT: Wile E. Coyote's Genius Business Card 1391
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Love what this family does each year. It’s just the beginning ☠️😂 010
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s a breathtaking spot. Take your time, visit as many sulpher pools you can. You won’t believe your eyes 130
Reposted by Rich Orstad, WriterThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-… 305119713
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Deadball rewrite almost done. 95% Writing partner has the final 5% SAFE rewrite almost done. 85%. Baton is mine; want to finish next weekend. Write on! 💪✊ 010
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s going to be great (as planes collide in midair because AI wants to kill us all ☠️) 010
Reposted by Rich Orstad, WriterLynn Esta Goldman @lynnestagoldman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thanks #WeAreTheIwc!!! Thrilled to be a member of this great group of writers! 022
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kitchen Upgrade! If we owned the place, we would have torn out that center area, opened it up, and put an island there with new cabinets. Instead, new floors and cabinet facelift with trim and new hardware. Next weekend, new lighting! 🙌 021
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Rearranging bookshelves and found my first logline and an old ticket stub from Roger Water’s The Wall inside this masterpiece. 💪🙌 020
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Massive props, Lynn!! Way to represent @theleftdoor.bsky.social AND the @theiwclist.bsky.social !! Write on! 🙌✊ 110
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If the rest of the ‘press’ do not immediately stand in solidarity with this fascist censorship of reporting news and facts, then it’s game over, the fascists win. This must be faced head on with force by ALL MEDIA OUTLETS. You may not on the list now, but you will be. ☠️ 030
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They consider non-whites voting as a threat, by the way. 🤬 110
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Haha fantastic! Never know what keys are going to open what doors! 120
Reposted by Rich Orstad, WriterThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde 198129132228
Reposted by Rich Orstad, WriterThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 283656749
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Trump administration plans multibillion-dollar sale of controversial bombs to Israel - The Washington Post I’m sorry, who’s paying for this?? It’s not a ‘sale’, it’s theft. 000
Reposted by Rich Orstad, WriterLynn Esta Goldman @lynnestagoldman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Happy to share that my screenplay TRISTAN AND ISOLDE: LOVE IN THE DARK FUTURE is a @PAGEAwards finalist! Thanks so much! @WeAreTheIWC! 131
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If the protagonist is the daughter, try to bring her upfront. If you belong to a writers group, workshop the Logline with others, I find that super helpful 220
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Given that it’s a PAGE Finalist, it clearly resonates! Congrats!! 💪🙌 120
Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comTryan Meme: Pointing at Mirror ReflectionALT: Tryan Meme: Pointing at Mirror Reflection 000