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Rich Orstad, Writer

@rorstad.bsky.social
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So much to say, so little time. Loglines, One Sheets and Scripts at www.laughingo.com.

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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 14h
Those are just the roasted chestnut vendors.
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 17h
Agreed
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m having a Madonnasence and it’s everything. 🙌 open.spotify.com/track/7eidNI...
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One Step Away
Madonna · CONFESSIONS II · Song · 2026
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They need to start responding with this line. Again and again.
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Willy Wonka Gene Wilder: Wrong Sir, WRONG!
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SAFE is locked…pun intended. Title page feeling the heat now. ☠️
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Friday could not have come at a better time. Well, yesterday would have been better. But hey, it’s here now thank god.
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Happy Friday! Retro Dance with My Phone Fudge Nuggets
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Foghorn Leghorn: Nice Kid, But A Little Dumb
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang The Child Catcher
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Wile E. Coyote's Genius Business Card
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ahhyesyes. 🙏
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW FAVORITE!! GET PITTED!! @nbcbayarea.com 🙌🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No typo spotted here
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paid for by the U.S. Government 💩🤡
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The new horror WIP is no longer IP. It’s locked. SAFE is done; lookbook in progress, and then to producers. LFG 🔥☠️🙌
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Elijah Wood: It's Done - Lord of the Rings
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have my playlist. And my tattoo. You got this 💪
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Make a playlist just for you that you’ll play when it’s finally signed, sealed, and done at court. And then blast that shit for ALL TIME! 💪🙏♥️🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bet Xi said ‘granted’ and the 🍊💩🤡 riffed on granite for the next 30 minutes. 🤦‍♂️
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, but was it humiliating?
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The Police
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s so so good. Remember all the originals and they really use them in context so well. Very clever!
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😂😂
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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open the sesame
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Haha. Air is thinner up here. 😂
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you see this you MUST do it! ⊹ name: Rich ⊹ height: 6’6” ⊹ star sign: Leo ⊹ nicknames: Rico (from Left Door) ⊹ siblings: 1 brother, 1 sister ⊹ relationship: Married and loving it! ⊹ crushing on: My current WIP ⊹ fav seasons: Spring (in NC) ⊹ pets: none (1 granddoggy) ⊹ fav color: Carolina Blue
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New business cards being printed
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Wile E. Coyote's Genius Business Card
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love what this family does each year. It’s just the beginning ☠️😂
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s a breathtaking spot. Take your time, visit as many sulpher pools you can. You won’t believe your eyes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Deadball rewrite almost done. 95% Writing partner has the final 5% SAFE rewrite almost done. 85%. Baton is mine; want to finish next weekend. Write on! 💪✊
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s going to be great (as planes collide in midair because AI wants to kill us all ☠️)
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Lynn Esta Goldman @lynnestagoldman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks #WeAreTheIwc!!! Thrilled to be a member of this great group of writers!
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kitchen Upgrade! If we owned the place, we would have torn out that center area, opened it up, and put an island there with new cabinets. Instead, new floors and cabinet facelift with trim and new hardware. Next weekend, new lighting! 🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rearranging bookshelves and found my first logline and an old ticket stub from Roger Water’s The Wall inside this masterpiece. 💪🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very exciting!! Massive congrats!! 🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Massive props, Lynn!! Way to represent @theleftdoor.bsky.social AND the @theiwclist.bsky.social !! Write on! 🙌✊
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If the rest of the ‘press’ do not immediately stand in solidarity with this fascist censorship of reporting news and facts, then it’s game over, the fascists win. This must be faced head on with force by ALL MEDIA OUTLETS. You may not on the list now, but you will be. ☠️
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bear sighting right now. 🤷‍♂️
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They consider non-whites voting as a threat, by the way. 🤬
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Haha fantastic! Never know what keys are going to open what doors!
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Senator Cassidy’s legacy 🤡
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We? You got a mouse in your pocket? 🍊💩🤡
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump administration plans multibillion-dollar sale of controversial bombs to Israel - The Washington Post I’m sorry, who’s paying for this?? It’s not a ‘sale’, it’s theft.
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Massive congrats!! 🙌🙌
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Lynn Esta Goldman @lynnestagoldman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy to share that my screenplay TRISTAN AND ISOLDE: LOVE IN THE DARK FUTURE is a @PAGEAwards finalist! Thanks so much! @WeAreTheIWC!
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the protagonist is the daughter, try to bring her upfront. If you belong to a writers group, workshop the Logline with others, I find that super helpful
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Given that it’s a PAGE Finalist, it clearly resonates! Congrats!! 💪🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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