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Rich Orstad, Writer

@rorstad.bsky.social
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So much to say, so little time. Loglines, One Sheets and Scripts at www.laughingo.com.

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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m having a Madonnasence and it’s everything. 🙌 open.spotify.com/track/7eidNI...
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One Step Away
Madonna · CONFESSIONS II · Song · 2026
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SAFE is locked…pun intended. Title page feeling the heat now. ☠️
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Friday could not have come at a better time. Well, yesterday would have been better. But hey, it’s here now thank god.
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Happy Friday! Retro Dance with My Phone Fudge Nuggets
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW FAVORITE!! GET PITTED!! @nbcbayarea.com 🙌🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The new horror WIP is no longer IP. It’s locked. SAFE is done; lookbook in progress, and then to producers. LFG 🔥☠️🙌
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Elijah Wood: It's Done - Lord of the Rings
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you see this you MUST do it! ⊹ name: Rich ⊹ height: 6’6” ⊹ star sign: Leo ⊹ nicknames: Rico (from Left Door) ⊹ siblings: 1 brother, 1 sister ⊹ relationship: Married and loving it! ⊹ crushing on: My current WIP ⊹ fav seasons: Spring (in NC) ⊹ pets: none (1 granddoggy) ⊹ fav color: Carolina Blue
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love what this family does each year. It’s just the beginning ☠️😂
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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Lynn Esta Goldman @lynnestagoldman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks #WeAreTheIwc!!! Thrilled to be a member of this great group of writers!
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kitchen Upgrade! If we owned the place, we would have torn out that center area, opened it up, and put an island there with new cabinets. Instead, new floors and cabinet facelift with trim and new hardware. Next weekend, new lighting! 🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rearranging bookshelves and found my first logline and an old ticket stub from Roger Water’s The Wall inside this masterpiece. 💪🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If the rest of the ‘press’ do not immediately stand in solidarity with this fascist censorship of reporting news and facts, then it’s game over, the fascists win. This must be faced head on with force by ALL MEDIA OUTLETS. You may not on the list now, but you will be. ☠️
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They consider non-whites voting as a threat, by the way. 🤬
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Senator Cassidy’s legacy 🤡
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump administration plans multibillion-dollar sale of controversial bombs to Israel - The Washington Post I’m sorry, who’s paying for this?? It’s not a ‘sale’, it’s theft.
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Lynn Esta Goldman @lynnestagoldman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy to share that my screenplay TRISTAN AND ISOLDE: LOVE IN THE DARK FUTURE is a @PAGEAwards finalist! Thanks so much! @WeAreTheIWC!
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s our pleasure and strongly urge anyone who can help get this story off the ground to do so. Follow the link below. 💪🙏🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
By Jingo, it’s Monday….
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Psyched to finally hear that The Tinkerer, Memories of the Farm, and Keepsake Christmas are all Austin Second Rounders. Praying that Deadball breaks the glass ceiling and gets to that final round placement 🙏🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just cutting onions. That’s all 🥲🥲
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never Forget.
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Looks like that Rams ‘fly 16 hrs and hit the ground running’ vs 49ers ‘let’s chill in Australia for a week before the game’ battle is about obvious now.
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Bold Strategy Cotton Meme
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
By Jingo, watch this!
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Like Tom Holland’s ‘Umbrella’, if this is on the timeline, you have to watch. 😆🫡
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What a great writing weekend!! Got the full massive Deadball rewrite done and sent to writing partner. Really killed a lot of darlings and flipped this upside down. It’s less history, more heart, and all the baseball. Getting something undeniable is challenging work. Write on! 💪✊
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Please please pleas one reporter please please do this and be a hero. Make him babble, mumble, scramble his way out of that paper bag. Please!
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a great writing day!! Up to page 62 on the HUGE Deadball rewrite. Got some great notes from @scriptpipeline.bsky.social and decided to make a radical departure from the original. Tricky thing, historical fiction: what do you keep historical and how do you make the fiction amp the emotional arc?
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Channeling his inner Lindsay. 💩🤡
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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Looney Tunes Sylvester The Cat - I'm Rich!
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When any ‘journalist’ asks him tomorrow about bombing Karg Island and he starts to talk like it actually happened because of this video, will ANY of them be brave enough to confront his insanity? Or does the emperor truly have no clothes because no one will confront his madness? 🍊💩🤡
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And as August comes to an end, so do the vacation SuperChops. Was fun and can see this look in my retirement future, much to my wife’s chagrin. 😂
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Script just about locked. Final final final read. It’s so fun. Can’t wait for next steps. Lisa is the best. Nothing like the smell of fresh toner to bring out story. ☠️🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Next up…can’t wait!! 🙌
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Grifter-in-Chief 🍊💩🤡
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
“Mistress Jessica, I’ve been a bad little health and human services secretary, and I…I deserve to have my pathetic nuts punished with Velveeta cheese.” — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls
WASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday telling a dominatrix to use processed foods on...
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well fuck 😢
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A GREAT writing day as we’re super close to locking script for the new horror feature SAFE, with Lisa Jay the Queen of Scream. It’s going to be so creepy ☠️ And now rethinking Deadball project with freak-of-nature Chris Saunders, and he’s got me killing darlings left and right. LFG! #WriteOn! ✊
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Want to know why the DSA is resonating with people? Because Establishment Democrats are actively negotiating with domestic terrorists on how they can work together instead of how to destroy these fascists and reverse the damage already done! ‘Slobama’ can fuck all the way off. And Schumer. 🖕🖕
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Will ANY journalist ask the big WHY to ANYONE in the government about our food no longer being safe to eat daily? Or just let these asshats get away with ‘But Biden’ excuses again and again? Will NO ONE step up and start holding these clowns responsible?! 🤬😡
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
16 months ago: Never forget how it started.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Until next time. ♥️♥️
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Rich Orstad, Writer @rorstad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Magic in the sky today 😍😍
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