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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
God I keep forgetting about this place, hope everyone's good
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's at least the third time this rule has had an impact on a United game alone (last season and in 2022), twice we benefited from it and once we got knocked out of the FA Cup
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Have you never seen this classic? Also I followed a few women on Twitter who thought he was good looking back when he was going for the leadership and earlier
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Don't hear a lot of women talking about how hot Starmer is these days do you. He really fucked it there as well
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's crazy that I didn't doubt for a second that he'd nail it, the last 40 Watt Sun record was just so good and felt so familiar so quickly that I was just excited to hear him get slightly heavier again
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's so fucking good man. Thank you for helping me get into both these bands and I'm glad you got to hear this
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Jeez, I had no idea it was back, looks like it's the same people who run the Chorlton one. Might get a decent turnout given the weather
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Ohhh shit yeah, my girlfriend was asking about your book. Small world! She actually wanted to go mainly for ice cream cos we haven't had Ginger's for ages. Not heard anything about Levy market coming back, the most recent version on Sundays was never that popular
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Yeah, it was the first time I've been there in ages, we're in Levenshulme so we always went to the markets there but they're gone now. What van were you in?
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
In Chorlton?
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Not even sure it's still there
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Taken the day off to make the most of the weather. Got out and walked for six miles in beautiful sunshine, surrounded by nature, looking at various birds, warm air on my skin, listening to some of the most miserable music ever written. Magnificent
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
15 years ago vs today, if anyone wants to know what my chin used to look like
Picture of me from 15 years ago, a slightly sweaty man with short hair and a short ginger beard The same man looking 15 years older with a much longer beard and much longer hair
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A woman had just made possibly flirtatious eye contact with me about five seconds before I got sent flying by these dogs. May have cost me some mystique
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Typical politician, wants to ban dogs because of her Muslim paymasters but wants to have four of them herself. Her dogs are probably foreigners, no doubt claiming benefits
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Only thing damaged is my pride, and also my elbow
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just got knocked flat on my arse by two big dogs, a proper both legs in the air pratfall. Been nearly six weeks living in Hannah Spencer's Islamo-Marxist regime and she has failed to ban these beasts. A fraud
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Thanks. He's the sweetest little guy
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Yeah I like it, he was called that before he came here so I can't take credit
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Impossible to have an afternoon nap in peace in this place
Picture of me trying to nap with my cat Cricket insisting on being right in my face Another angle of the same thing
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Impossible to have an afternoon nap in peace in this place
Picture of me trying to nap with my cat Cricket insisting on being right in my face Another angle of the same thing
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My own blurry 10x zoom woodpecker footage www.instagram.com/reel/C2SEHmr...
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Between us we've got the next Countryfile calendar sewn up
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
They'll tell you it can't be done. "You can't get worthwhile long-range Barn Owl pics at 10x zoom on an old 2019 phone!", they'll say. You have to cut these people out of your life
Blurry long distance photo of a barn owl sat in a treeSlightly closer view of the same indistinct barn owl shaped thing Trust me bro
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Imagine getting off stage after speaking at the Brits and finding out nothing you'd said had been censored on the broadcast, you'd be mortified
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
You weren't thinking about George Galloway in the voting booth?! What the fuck
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Almost certain it was my inspiring election-day message to the neighbourhood WhatsApp group (seven 👍 reacts and four 💯s) wot won it
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Just realised this is the sort of feeling of vague hope I last had under Corbyn, excited to discover the precise method by which it gets beaten out of me and leaves me an embittered husk with a thirst for revenge this time!
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Also the way they treat Muslims like they have no class status, like they can't be working class or middle class or have any material concerns, because they are simply Muslims motivated solely by Islam
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
About to have my first glass of wine under Hannah Spencer's dangerous Islamo-Marxist narco regime, feels good man. Here's to destroying Britain!
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So proud of my community this morning, we held our nerve despite everyone telling us a vote for the Greens would let Reform in. They'll be talking all kinds of shit about us in the coming days but I promise you we're just regular people who want something better than Starmer
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
GO EAT A BOOK MOTHERFUCKER
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Dan Ancona @danancona.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
entirely unimprovable execution by the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social social team
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I can't, that's the problem. He runs the place!
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Only one door leads to freedom but I have to answer a riddle posed to me by a singing mouse to figure out which
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Could see myself having a nightmare about waking up here and wondering if I'm dead
Picture of a large and bizarrely featureless white upstairs landing area with three black doors. Everything is monochrome apart from a green seat in the middle, one of those weird circular sofas where you sit facing out from a central column
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Update on this, I wrote a few more parts to it but unfortunately this guitar is by my bed, and every time I try to practice it my fucking cat rolls around meowing and demanding attention until I give up and fuss him. An enemy of the creative process 👇
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It was mostly my decision to end it, which I later realised was a huge fumble on my part. In a just world she would have had me killed
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
One difficult thing about this by-election for me personally is that Hannah Spencer looks kinda like this one ex of mine from when I was 20, who I have fond memories of apart from the vivid recollection that I kept emailing her with Tool lyrics in my signature and explaining them
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Won't matter when we form the People's Republic of Levenshulme ✊ I will be annexing Debdale Park by force and the rest is none of my concern
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Maybe yeah, seems like it's gonna be mainly Denton and Gorton going Reform with Levenshulme and Longsight going Green
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Sign/sticker count on the 0.25 mile walk from my house to the local park: Greens 16 Labour 1 All other parties 0 If I end up with Matt fucking Goodwin as my MP I will be calling for Levenshulme to secede from the FAKE constituency of 'Gorton and Denton' by any means necessary
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Composing those Valentine's Day DM slides
A flyer on the ground that reads simply 'MEAT OFFER'
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Wouldn't have it any other way
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
You too 😘
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day to my beloved mutuals
Screenshot of my current listening, 'Thirsty and Miserable' by doom metal legends Saint Vitus
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Ahh I forgot about the football
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
You're gonna have to be more specific
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
New plan for my week off is to write more stuff like this and then actually practice enough to make it good. Also to figure out what's going on with my face
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