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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Have you never seen this classic? Also I followed a few women on Twitter who thought he was good looking back when he was going for the leadership and earlier
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
15 years ago vs today, if anyone wants to know what my chin used to look like
Picture of me from 15 years ago, a slightly sweaty man with short hair and a short ginger beard The same man looking 15 years older with a much longer beard and much longer hair
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Impossible to have an afternoon nap in peace in this place
Picture of me trying to nap with my cat Cricket insisting on being right in my face Another angle of the same thing
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Impossible to have an afternoon nap in peace in this place
Picture of me trying to nap with my cat Cricket insisting on being right in my face Another angle of the same thing
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
They'll tell you it can't be done. "You can't get worthwhile long-range Barn Owl pics at 10x zoom on an old 2019 phone!", they'll say. You have to cut these people out of your life
Blurry long distance photo of a barn owl sat in a treeSlightly closer view of the same indistinct barn owl shaped thing Trust me bro
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Could see myself having a nightmare about waking up here and wondering if I'm dead
Picture of a large and bizarrely featureless white upstairs landing area with three black doors. Everything is monochrome apart from a green seat in the middle, one of those weird circular sofas where you sit facing out from a central column
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Update on this, I wrote a few more parts to it but unfortunately this guitar is by my bed, and every time I try to practice it my fucking cat rolls around meowing and demanding attention until I give up and fuss him. An enemy of the creative process 👇
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Composing those Valentine's Day DM slides
A flyer on the ground that reads simply 'MEAT OFFER'
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day to my beloved mutuals
Screenshot of my current listening, 'Thirsty and Miserable' by doom metal legends Saint Vitus
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
New plan for my week off is to write more stuff like this and then actually practice enough to make it good. Also to figure out what's going on with my face
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The people of Levenshulme have spoken
Graffiti on a railway underpass saying MATT GOODWIN FUCK OFF Sticker on a bollard saying "trans fags are a blessing"
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Decided to stop putting off a job I've been meaning to do for months, and restring my acoustic guitar. Now, instead of a guitar with six horrible sounding strings, I have one with four very nice sounding ones 😎
The neck of a surprisingly dirty acoustic guitar with the A and B strings missing
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Ha, this is me right now. Cheers!
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas from me and the guy who wants my toast
Picture of a scruffy fat lad with long hair and a beard in front of a Christmas tree A patient shih tzu/pomeranian cross on the sofa asking me to pay the toast tax
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
2x Melvins plus Dopes To Infinity in here, can't accuse me of going off brand can you
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
They're calling it the Biggest and Most Beautiful Waterfall we've ever seen
Sign pointing to Levenshulme WaterfallThe waterfall in question, it's part of a stream and it's about two feet high
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The faces of two unrepentant criminals who are forcing me to sit in the fucking middle of the sofa
Sleeping tabby to my left Long haired tabby cat ignoring me to my rightSame car from the previous pic giving me side-eye
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Delighted to discover that my deadjournal is still live, this is my profile photo from one of the era's most high resolution webcams
An extremely low quality webcam picture of beardless young me
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Sun really shows how fuckin grey I'm going
An old man with an increasingly grey beard and long hair
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
He thought he could get away with all types of bullshit simply because he was cute
Cute tabby kitten sitting among the tattered remnants of of a destroyed kitchen roll. Unrepentant
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Murphy, a foster cat we had for a few months. Ended up having to lock him out of any room you wanted to eat in
A small tabby kitten peering over my plate, he has one paw on the edge of the plate and his eyes fixed on the last slice of pizza In this follow up photo, Murphy makes his move but I am snatching the pizza away. Unlucky pal
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Part 2
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Anyway today I came across a barn owl who likes to hang out during the day and got chatting to some guy with a pro camera setup who comes regularly to see him. Here are my crappy attempts to capture this majestic bird
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
He's writing this for the UK's foremost Free Speech magazine by the way, meanwhile Kneecap have had their US visas revoked and been dropped by their agent there over this. We've somehow reached the point where criticising Israel is actually the "only* thing that's considered antisemitic
Screenshot of a Spiked article by Brendan O'Neill entitled "Kneecap make me ashamed to be Irish". Subheading says "Their sympathy for the fascists of Hamas exposes the rotten heart of Israelophobia"
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This from Brendan O'Neill really made me think 🤔
Screenshot of a Spiked article in which our generously foreheaded hero says "But here’s the thing: where the woke left condemns Kanye, it praises Kneecap"
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
An update
Picture of the same tuxedo cat from the quoted post, this time sprawled out on his back in a frankly undignified manner
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Wow this blew up! Check out my other two cats who I also think are great
Picture of a sceptical looking long haired tabby. This is Margo Picture of a cute tabby with big eyes loafing on the bed. This is one a girl called Jimmy
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I just think he's neat
Picture of a handsome tuxedo cat staring at me from the other end of the sofa
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Good to go up big fucking hills and get blown about like a dickhead imho. Had horrible flashbacks to doing those fucking cairn minigames in Assassin's Creed Valhalla though
Picture from the top of Mam Tor showing the trig point. That's what us hiking experts call it, just so you know View from the top of the hill with a path leading down along the ridge. Some 'blue sky' as a little treat View over a valley with grey clouds in the sky Multiple stacks of stones atop a hill
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Went here, too tired to think of a funny caption though
A picture of a sign for Mam Farm
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
He's tired out now from another day of being a needy little bastard
Picture of me and the same cat, this time he is sprawled out along the back of sofa behind my head
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Do videos work on here? Let's find out
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Post a picture of you from a different era. 1995/6, a truly hipster setup with my sick AC Milan training top, and SWOS on the Amiga
Picture of a surprisingly skinny teenage me in an extremely 90s bedroom, wearing a Milan training top and sat in front of a desk. SWOS is on the TV display and you can see my Mega Drive collection and Fighting Fantasy books behind me
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Margo, delighted to be photographed as always
Picture of a long haired tabby cat turning her head to camera in a surprised fashion after being disturbed by a dickhead photographer The same cat looking straight to camera with a deeply unimpressed expression
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Tried to explain it to him but forgot you can't say cis over there
A screenshot of Twitter telling me off for using 'potentially harmful or abusive language' for calling myself a cis man. My reply reads "My pronouns are basically there because my avatar is not a picture of me. I'm one of the most boring straight white cis men on earth"
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Chippy tea to celebrate five years since my last haircut #moneysavingexpert
Picture of me from 12th February 2020, holding my cat Cricket with very short hair Much less flattering picture of me stood in a chip shop with extremely long hair, and looking old as shit
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Cats, you say?
Picture of a long haired tabby on the bed looking unimpressed by being photographed. Her name is Margo Picture of a cute tabby called Jimmy (female despite the name) looking up at me Picture of a suave looking tuxedo cat called Cricket resting on the bed. Margo is in the background
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
This says a lot, about society
Picture of a frozen lake with an upturned barstool and chair stuck in it
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Sorry I haven't been posting here much guys, was very busy in 2024
Screenshot of my Nectar card 2024 summary, declaring me the number 5 buyer of smoked ham and mustard sandwiches in Stockport
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Anyone know if it's Bandcamp Friday today?
A screenshot of my Gmail inbox consisting entirely of emails from bands I follow on Bandcamp A second screenshot of my Gmail inbox consisting entirely of emails from bands I follow on Bandcamp, some extremely Your Boyfriend bands tbqh
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Recommend getting a king size bed if you have multiple cats who tolerate each other but mainly need their personal space
Three cats on a bed spread out pretty much as far away from each other as is catly possible Close-up picture of the nearest (Girl Jimmy the feral tabby) with a snoozing tuxedo cat Cricket and furball Margo blurred in the background
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
You don't actually need to explain to anyone how much or how little you read books, it's not really anybody's business and is not worth being anxious or defensive about. Listening is not reading though, just on a factual level, but that's okay! You're allowed to listen to audiobooks
Screenshot of a post on here where someone repeats 'Audiobooks count as reading' 7 times, 52k likes for some reason
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Never impressed by my attempts to photograph her
Picture of Margo, a long haired tabby, looking incredibly serious on the fence in front of a surprisingly blue sky
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
On a precious day off from work and it's freezing cold so obviously my first instinct was to go out?
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Would it surprise anyone to know that my lockscreen is just a picture of one of my cats
A serious looking tuxedo cat looking directly at me from across an outdoor table
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Post you from a different era
Picture of a fresh faced me aged 21ish before being destroyed by the ravages of time
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The cover of Björk's 1995 album 'Post'
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Alright then here's some recent cat content
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RopesToInfinity @ropestoinfinity.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
Aw, it's so nice when rescue cats get along. Our other one isn't a fan of other cats but she's happy here nonetheless
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