Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 37mI wish we lived in the red-scare fever dream that Republicans think we do 000
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 2hI was perusing the preorder options on @orbitdvd.bsky.social and came across the African Kung-Fu Nazis Blu-ray and I absolutely must see this youtu.be/osGcADewoFo?...youtu.beAFRICAN KUNG FU NAZIS - OFFICIAL TRAILERYouTube video by African Kung Fu Nazis 000
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 6hThose books were so incredibly fucked up it's wild my parents let me read them 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23hI know corporal punishment does not work and is counter productive but at the same time sometimes I see a child just completely out of pocket and I think man, some people need to hit their kids more 000
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I heard about a New England heating oil company saying they've only secured 25% of the oil necessary for this winter season and cannot put any sort of guarantee on what costs will be. It's going to be brutally expensive to heat homes up here. 17110
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Have some fucking self-respect, womanstatic.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Principal Skinner - PatheticALT: The Simpsons: Principal Skinner - Pathetic 000
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I got fired from a gas station job when I was a teenager because I had done *everything* I needed to do, nobody was in the store, so I was sitting on a step stool. Assistant manager wanders in drunk off-duty and is pissed about it. Hours cut two weeks later. 090
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Was this just photoshopped to have Trump's face on all of them or is it just a coincidence that buffoons throughout history have had the same physiognomy 150
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Republicans: "Women's sports are our passion that's why we care so much about banning trans athletes" Also Republicans: "What the fuck is a Hawkeye?" 001
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He was so fucking proud of himself too with his little Stalin quote and thinking he got the guy to perjur himself. Until it all came crashing down. 061
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You will get a medal, Captain America... but only after you are dead 000
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bed Time Mr. Wizard sounds like a Neutral Milk Hotel album title 000
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026People have rapidly forgot the barbarism of pre-existing conditions and lifetime caps. Oh you were diagnosed with a severe chronic illness as a youth? Well, sorry, but you've used up all of your insurance allotment for your entire life by the time you're 25. Good luck, fuck off! 060
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They're the worst, I don't think any package delivered by UniUni has made it to me without damage or without being delivered to some other random person in the neighborhood 000
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A machine cannot be responsible for its actions any more than a gun can be guilty of murder. The operator should be held accountable. In this case, the CEO of the company I guess 051
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Post kidney transplant they removed stents from my ureters with a scope and the only pain management they gave me was a little squirt of lidocaine jelly up the penis. I swore then if they ever had to do that again they would sedate me or the doc was gonna catch hands 230
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In Columbus there's a 24 hour donut shop next to OSU that does delivery. 16 donuts for the price of 12 if I remember correctly. As a stoner teenager that shit was DANGEROUS at 2am but so delicious. 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The level of bootlicker in display by Republicans is truly breathtaking. Trump has molested the money to unforseen levels and still they haven't ditched him. 000
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dying alone and taking a while for anyone to notice is definitely a fear of mine. Work will just fire me they're not calling a wellness check I guess this is one of those silver linings of being a dialysis patient. The clinic would call one, or at least call my emergency contact if I don't show up. 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026His three examples of something a man might be reading are "Atlas Shrugged, The Economist, or a novel"... Clever readers might catch that Atlas Shrugged is in fact, a novel. Like he seriously couldn't come up with three books? Just ripped that off the dome and printed it no second thought 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Who doesn't enjoy a cool 20 corn tortillas before your meal 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don't think I could have helped myself and been like "well, it could be worse..." every time they bring up taxes at AUSCHWITZ jfc 190
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"You people wouldn't be poor if you just stopped wasting money on food" ass thinking from Trump 000
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This has got to be about one person right? Some billionaire donor called up Trump because his failson wants to be an FBI agent but dude got caught fucking a sheep in a frat hazing incident. 090
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I was calling for the Republicans to be labeled a domestic terrorist organization 327617
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sometimes I wish I believed in Hell so I would know there was justice for these people eventually 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh they'll call an emergency return to give tax breaks to kitten murderers soon enough 000
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Shits wild, I can't no call no show at my job even once and still have a job. 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026yes it will ruin the world but if I don't do it the Chinese will. Do you want to live in a Chinese apocalypse or an American apocalypse? Hmmmmmmmm??? 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The thing I don't understand about this shit is WHY IS IT SUGAR FREE. Who the hell grabs something Sunny D flavored and thinks mmmm low calorie!? Put some sugar in that bitch and it might have actually been tasty. 120
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Norman Rockwell did say it takes 10,000 hours to get good at something, and trolling is a art. 020
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's a fucking game changer and at this point I legit judge people who can afford to install one and don't. Fucking dirtybutts 020
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Maybe you have wax buildup in your ears and it's causing increased pressure when you put the earbuds in. 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Is he planning on starting a cult? Anticipating turning his home into his version of Graceland where fans will come and visit years after his death and can pray over his body? Honestly that's maybe one of the weirdest things I've ever heard a rich person do 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I played the shit out of Balloon Kid. Haven't played in 30 years though so I can't say if it holds up. 010
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026On the one hand I don't think anyone should ever care what entertainers think on anything but on the other it is extreme cowardice to take a neutral stance in the "we shouldn't indiscriminately kill Palestinian children" vs "yes we should" debate 0311
Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As a kid in the 90s I thought tech was so fucking cool and the internet was awesome, never would have thought I'd end up as much of a Luddite as I am. Starting to feel a little kinship with my uncle who loved slide rulers and punch card computers 050