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Roosed

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All Americans want in life is cold beer, hot takes, and someplace to take a shit with a door on it.

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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 37m
I wish we lived in the red-scare fever dream that Republicans think we do
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 2h
I was perusing the preorder options on @orbitdvd.bsky.social and came across the African Kung-Fu Nazis Blu-ray and I absolutely must see this youtu.be/osGcADewoFo?...
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AFRICAN KUNG FU NAZIS - OFFICIAL TRAILER
YouTube video by African Kung Fu Nazis
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 4h
What do you do with a drunken surgeon earlie in the mornin
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 6h
Those books were so incredibly fucked up it's wild my parents let me read them
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23h
I know corporal punishment does not work and is counter productive but at the same time sometimes I see a child just completely out of pocket and I think man, some people need to hit their kids more
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I heard about a New England heating oil company saying they've only secured 25% of the oil necessary for this winter season and cannot put any sort of guarantee on what costs will be. It's going to be brutally expensive to heat homes up here.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BIG if true Also, incredibly based. Fuck that guy
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have some fucking self-respect, woman
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The Simpsons: Principal Skinner - Pathetic
ALT: The Simpsons: Principal Skinner - Pathetic
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got fired from a gas station job when I was a teenager because I had done *everything* I needed to do, nobody was in the store, so I was sitting on a step stool. Assistant manager wanders in drunk off-duty and is pissed about it. Hours cut two weeks later.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It should be an additional charge, yes
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trolling is a art
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Parents deserve way fewer rights
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
+2
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
World of Warcraft is back in November so, yeah
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was this just photoshopped to have Trump's face on all of them or is it just a coincidence that buffoons throughout history have had the same physiognomy
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Republicans: "Women's sports are our passion that's why we care so much about banning trans athletes" Also Republicans: "What the fuck is a Hawkeye?"
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He was so fucking proud of himself too with his little Stalin quote and thinking he got the guy to perjur himself. Until it all came crashing down.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You will get a medal, Captain America... but only after you are dead
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bed Time Mr. Wizard sounds like a Neutral Milk Hotel album title
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People have rapidly forgot the barbarism of pre-existing conditions and lifetime caps. Oh you were diagnosed with a severe chronic illness as a youth? Well, sorry, but you've used up all of your insurance allotment for your entire life by the time you're 25. Good luck, fuck off!
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They're the worst, I don't think any package delivered by UniUni has made it to me without damage or without being delivered to some other random person in the neighborhood
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A machine cannot be responsible for its actions any more than a gun can be guilty of murder. The operator should be held accountable. In this case, the CEO of the company I guess
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Post kidney transplant they removed stents from my ureters with a scope and the only pain management they gave me was a little squirt of lidocaine jelly up the penis. I swore then if they ever had to do that again they would sedate me or the doc was gonna catch hands
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait until he finds out about the IT industry
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In Columbus there's a 24 hour donut shop next to OSU that does delivery. 16 donuts for the price of 12 if I remember correctly. As a stoner teenager that shit was DANGEROUS at 2am but so delicious.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The level of bootlicker in display by Republicans is truly breathtaking. Trump has molested the money to unforseen levels and still they haven't ditched him.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dying alone and taking a while for anyone to notice is definitely a fear of mine. Work will just fire me they're not calling a wellness check I guess this is one of those silver linings of being a dialysis patient. The clinic would call one, or at least call my emergency contact if I don't show up.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
His three examples of something a man might be reading are "Atlas Shrugged, The Economist, or a novel"... Clever readers might catch that Atlas Shrugged is in fact, a novel. Like he seriously couldn't come up with three books? Just ripped that off the dome and printed it no second thought
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who doesn't enjoy a cool 20 corn tortillas before your meal
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't think I could have helped myself and been like "well, it could be worse..." every time they bring up taxes at AUSCHWITZ jfc
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Patient is alert and oriented" ass comment
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"You people wouldn't be poor if you just stopped wasting money on food" ass thinking from Trump
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This has got to be about one person right? Some billionaire donor called up Trump because his failson wants to be an FBI agent but dude got caught fucking a sheep in a frat hazing incident.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The what
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was calling for the Republicans to be labeled a domestic terrorist organization
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes I wish I believed in Hell so I would know there was justice for these people eventually
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh they'll call an emergency return to give tax breaks to kitten murderers soon enough
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shits wild, I can't no call no show at my job even once and still have a job.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yes it will ruin the world but if I don't do it the Chinese will. Do you want to live in a Chinese apocalypse or an American apocalypse? Hmmmmmmmm???
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The thing I don't understand about this shit is WHY IS IT SUGAR FREE. Who the hell grabs something Sunny D flavored and thinks mmmm low calorie!? Put some sugar in that bitch and it might have actually been tasty.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Norman Rockwell did say it takes 10,000 hours to get good at something, and trolling is a art.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's a fucking game changer and at this point I legit judge people who can afford to install one and don't. Fucking dirtybutts
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe you have wax buildup in your ears and it's causing increased pressure when you put the earbuds in.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is he planning on starting a cult? Anticipating turning his home into his version of Graceland where fans will come and visit years after his death and can pray over his body? Honestly that's maybe one of the weirdest things I've ever heard a rich person do
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I played the shit out of Balloon Kid. Haven't played in 30 years though so I can't say if it holds up.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So he's so gorked out he can't speak, I guess
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
O's are booba and X's are kiki
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On the one hand I don't think anyone should ever care what entertainers think on anything but on the other it is extreme cowardice to take a neutral stance in the "we shouldn't indiscriminately kill Palestinian children" vs "yes we should" debate
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As a kid in the 90s I thought tech was so fucking cool and the internet was awesome, never would have thought I'd end up as much of a Luddite as I am. Starting to feel a little kinship with my uncle who loved slide rulers and punch card computers
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