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All Americans want in life is cold beer, hot takes, and someplace to take a shit with a door on it.

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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JDPON Don meme enjoyers perhaps
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was calling for the Republicans to be labeled a domestic terrorist organization
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I played the shit out of Balloon Kid. Haven't played in 30 years though so I can't say if it holds up.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lookin ass dude
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tetris peaked with the NES version, that's why it's the standard for the world championship. The Gameboy version is definitely nostalgic though, my mom used to beat my ass at it on long car rides.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Goddamn I've only been playing a week and I'm so addicted to Riftbound. That game is so hard and so fun I can't stop thinking about it. The local community at the Nexus Nights event has been super friendly too
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But Sir, you can't use Omega Force against caucasians!
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Coco and Agott from Witch Hat Atelier
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Or even anything that starts with the letter P, classically
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Originally we were gonna call the company Ass Sweeper
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We may have to activate Omega Force
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It is in fact The Legend of Zelda
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Today's feature film, Mulholland Dr. (2001) My review: What the fuck (complimentary)
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Girl with a speech bubble saying "waow" while thinking based based based based based
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gotta say the end of Chinatown certainly hits different in a world where a corrupt billionaire pedophile is President, plus considering Roman Polanski's activities...
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bradley Cooper as the barbarian loving halfling in Dungeons & Dragons Honor Among Thieves
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I know it's more useful as pure stock but I like to season mine with Trader Joes Onion Salt
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I need the books to get goddamn finished but I stg the Gentlemen Bastards would make for a great film series. I watched Once a Thief recently which also has orphans trained to do con jobs, and it ruled.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Every movement has their cranks, I'm not surprised she knows them. There is not a statistically relevant number of leftists who would prefer Carlson > AOC
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm sorry, what? The press have lied all the time well before Trump. I hate the guy but let's not whitewash the American press.
Picture of the USS Maine which exploded in Havana Harbor on February 15, 1898 which was blamed on Spain but later determined to likely have started with a fire in ammunition storage.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Well I guess you know what to get him for his birthday
Intro to Excel book, because Eve Online is an accounting sim pretending to be a video game
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I just found out two of my friends have not seen American Movie and I feel like I've failed them.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Unfortunately they don't have this movie from Wisconsin that only 30 people saw
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
In fact sometimes he specifically is the guy without the mustache
Donald Sutherland and Elliott Gould in MASH
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Now THIS is a cup of a carpenter
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Gritty in the cuck chair like
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If it makes you feel better sitting there you're exposing yourself to about as much radiation as eating 1-2 bananas an hour.
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I've been re-reading Witch Hat Atelier as the anime is airing, and I also watched The Lighthouse recently, and I had to get this shitpost out of my brain
Aggot yelling at Coco "Yer fond of me lobster, ain't ye? Say it! Damn ye!" as Coco looks on startled
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Oh shit Speed Racer is playing in IMAX on 4/20
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I dunno first 20 years doesn't seem to have much to do with waterways in Asia
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm watching John Woo's Once a Thief and it's really making me want an adaptation (and the next book of) the Gentleman Bastards series. Action comedy about orphans raised to be thieves
Once a Thief 4k uhd coverThe Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch cover
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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The first paragraph about her career on her wiki why in God's name should Democrats listen to her? lmao
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