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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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A d a m @rood.us · 30/09/2026
This was my bracket. I'm still live!
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A d a m @rood.us · 30/09/2026
Question for you GLP1 takers: If you also had problems focusing/staying on tasks, did you notice it helping with that? My sleep may be worse right now, but I've been accomplishing more things at work and at home. Very very weird feeling
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A d a m @rood.us · 30/09/2026
Bill Miller with....game feel just there?!
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A d a m @rood.us · 30/09/2026
Why are we pretending this one was hard?
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A d a m @rood.us · 30/09/2026
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A d a m @rood.us · 29/09/2026
Hi do red pistachios exist still?
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A d a m @rood.us · 27/09/2026
Soroka looks really good but the Phillies may ruin this anyway
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A d a m @rood.us · 27/09/2026
I guess anything goes on Wikipedia now
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A d a m @rood.us · 26/09/2026
Some of my top used emoji in discord are "ooh la la, sex", "69" and "69" but slightly different. Remove the app from my phone
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 10/03/2026
Environmental Hero Makes Fossil Fuels Too Expensive for Anyone to Keep Using: tinyurl.com/yc6m5fzk
President Donald Trump waving outside while wearing a red MAGA hat
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A d a m @rood.us · 26/09/2026
I'm ready
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A d a m @rood.us · 25/09/2026
Looking to hire one person to randomly tell me they are coming over in an hour a few times a month so I have to clean, but then not show up. It worked today and I need to keep this up
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A d a m @rood.us · 24/09/2026
Anyone else kind of like the smell of skunk?
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A d a m @rood.us · 23/09/2026
Cumming inside my pants, BRB
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A d a m @rood.us · 23/09/2026
Is the movie bad or am I cranky tonight?
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A d a m @rood.us · 23/09/2026
This windows movie maker intro to independence day is really funny
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A d a m @rood.us · 23/09/2026
Too cute when this happens. But now I must relaunder
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A d a m @rood.us · 21/09/2026
Didn't know a ball could do that much damage until I saw what's left of Bregman
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A d a m @rood.us · 20/09/2026
WoW Forever has me having fun with wow again. Like actual fun and not just doing tasks
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A d a m @rood.us · 18/09/2026
I like drums. This is a good song for drums. The highlighted lyrics are very funny
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A d a m @rood.us · 17/09/2026
Why does it make me laugh how much heavier this box of cheerios oat crunch is compared to normal cheerios?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In light of everything that’s going on
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A d a m @rood.us · 17/09/2026
I'm excited to play wow forever without reading anything about any of the new zones or changes made
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A d a m @rood.us · 16/09/2026
Why do I say "eye-talian"?
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A d a m @rood.us · 16/09/2026
Good opening line honestly
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A d a m @rood.us · 16/09/2026
i am a very cranky person tonight and i had to hang up the phone in a pure rage before i was too mean. real cool feelings to have just bubble out of nowhere
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A d a m @rood.us · 15/09/2026
Is egg sandwich good dinner?
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A d a m @rood.us · 15/09/2026
Watch this show
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A d a m @rood.us · 15/09/2026
Found a stash of old Decibel magazines. Now this is fun
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A d a m @rood.us · 15/09/2026
I only wish I had enough wealth to donate a decent amount to a bunch of smaller charities that do cool things
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A d a m @rood.us · 14/09/2026
I really like the way paper feels after it gets slightly wet and then dries.
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A d a m @rood.us · 12/09/2026
I find my mood much better when it's raining. I'm never really happy otherwise
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A d a m @rood.us · 12/09/2026
I like when they click on the rim of the drum
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A d a m @rood.us · 12/09/2026
Who do you root for when it's U of Evil vs Evil U?
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A d a m @rood.us · 11/09/2026
Do people even play bubsy any more?
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A d a m @rood.us · 10/09/2026
Guys my doctor is named Laura Palmer
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A d a m @rood.us · 10/09/2026
Guys my doctor is named Laura Palmer
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A d a m @rood.us · 09/09/2026
I have now been called Aheadam
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A d a m @rood.us · 07/09/2026
In case you need a reminder, there are a million millions in one trillion
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A d a m @rood.us · 06/09/2026
If anybody needs gas today or tomorrow and would like to get like a buck off a gallon at Hy-Vee, let me know. I can't use these points before they expire
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A d a m @rood.us · 05/09/2026
oxiclean is magic
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A d a m @rood.us · 04/09/2026
I love dialect quizzes. I do think it's funny that this one nailed it but their prediction was Virginia even though the top most likely cities were kc and stl
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A d a m @rood.us · 04/09/2026
Is anybody else getting a shit ton of these messages all of a sudden
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A d a m @rood.us · 03/09/2026
Officially ended an era in my life on Monday and feeling sad about it still. Maybe the gummy is the cure
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A d a m @rood.us · 02/09/2026
Dear non-comedy people: please stop trying to tag jokes
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A d a m @rood.us · 31/08/2026
Someone in my parking garage holit my car and suspiciously the dude in the charger who usually is next to me has been nowhere to be found for the past couple weeks
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A d a m @rood.us · 31/08/2026
2 weeks of vacation and i didn't accomplish a damn thing I wanted to. Real cool brain over here. Good stuff.
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A d a m @rood.us · 29/08/2026
The flock ceo must go
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