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Ron Sparks

@ronsparks.ca
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Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #Stratford #22Minutes #Beaverton #NationalPost #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 8h
Well that's not concerning at all.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ICE Has Been Dumping Protester Photos Into a Palantir Database DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.
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ICE Has Been Dumping Protester Photos Into a Palantir Database
DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 8h
The Challenger disaster. The teacher wheeled a TV cart in so we could watch it live in class. So sad.
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 8h
Oh, well, if he "rejects" it then everything's cool. I was almost worried for a second there!
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Forbes @forbes.com · 02/10/2026
Kushner’s private equity firm is the largest stakeholder in an Israeli financial institution that invests in Israeli defense companies.
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Kushner Rejects CNN Report That His Israeli Diplomacy Might Benefit His Private Equity Fund
Kushner’s private equity firm is the largest stakeholder in an Israeli financial institution that invests in Israeli defense companies.
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OldManLefty @jonbandit.bsky.social · 19h
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 8h
"In the ultimate irony, my idiot MAGA followers - the only people who believed the lie that I was a billionaire - are the very ones who turned me into one, by falling for my constant scams and voting me into a position of power where I can be openly corrupt! It's great! ... Also gas is $2 a gallon!"
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 9h
"This economy is fantastic - my family and I are raking in billions!"
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 9h
"But how did Britain profit financially by stopping that genocide?" - Tucker Carlson, as he rests his feet on a child's back
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 9h
Anyone else think he's planning to just eat them?
A picture of Donald Trump, with the headline "Trump invites vulnerable GOP lawmakers to White House dinner."

#uspoli #politics #politicsky #politicssky #congress #whitehouse #djt #trump #donaldtrump #washington #dc #midterms #elections #senate #house #hor #gop #republicans #maga #republican #trumpism #canpoli #cdnpoli #tariffs #tradewar #fundraising #ballroom #washingtondc #midterm #midtermelections #dnc #democrats #rnc #trumps #capitol
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 23h
Both legs, too!
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 03/10/2026
Looks like Donnie Dementia popped a diaper leak.
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Nick Dearden @nickdearden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Massive crowd outside Palantir’s HQ. Throw this evil corporation out of our public services.
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WIRED @wired.com · 01/10/2026
The attack on the Capitol on January 6, 2021, was not conducted mainly by extremists or fringe militia groups. It was, according to the data, the work of normal Americans.
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The Real Threat to the Midterms Is Regular Americans Thinking Violence Is the Answer
Robert A. Pape, a leading authority on political violence, wants Americans to understand that the threat is coming not from the fringes, but from the mainstream.
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 30/09/2026
Um, no argument here. Go! Who's stopping you, Patton Pete?
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is right on…….
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 30/09/2026
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Sen. Ron Wyden says the DOJ and FBI withheld a secret interview with a banker tied to Jeffrey Epstein from the files released to the public. And he says there may be more.
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EXCLUSIVE: Senator Accuses DOJ and FBI of Withholding Secret Epstein Banker Interview, Demands Release of All FBI 302s
Senator Ron Wyden is accusing the Justice Department and the FBI of withholding a key record from the Epstein files, demanding in a letter obtained exclusively
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Tj. @tjeerd001.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It doesn’t Escape Many of us….
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Mercy For Animals @mercyforanimals.org · 30/09/2026
Chickens raised for #Costco are bred to grow unnaturally large and fast, leaving many struggling to walk or even stand. Alicia Silverstone is helping expose the heartbreaking reality for chickens uncovered by our investigation. Take action: CostcoExposed.com
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Mercy For Animals (@mercyforanimals) on Threads
Chickens raised for #Costco are bred to grow unnaturally large and fast, leaving many struggling to walk or even stand. @aliciasilverstone is helping expose the heartbreaking reality for chickens unc...
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 30/09/2026
Dumbass GOP Senator John Kennedy really thinks he nailed his Gotcha! questions of Jack Smith in Congress. Frisbees, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny? Dude sounds as demented as Trump. The Judiciary Committee is still well stocked in Foghorn Leghorns 😂 #uspoli #politics #trump #doj #impeach47!
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Kennedy: "You make me want to throw up in my mouth"
YouTube video by C-SPAN
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 22/09/2026
"Trump Potash - it's the best. Trust me, it's bigly fantastic potash."
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Paraplegic walking for the first time in 10 years with help from an exoskeleton
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/09/2026
Whoop-de-doo, who cares? I award you zero points, WaPo.
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/09/2026
Pete Hegseth can't stand at all.
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Drink Drinky
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/09/2026
He's just practicing his "loaded diaper" stance, in solidarity with his boss baby.
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◉●○•° @cosmoecology.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Octopus farming is extremely unethical and stupid. These creatures among the smartest species in the entire planet, with complex emotional lives. To subject these being to a lifetime of confinement and suffering in barren tanks before a slow and agonising death needs to stop. Please sign this 👇🏼
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Governor Hochul: Ban Octopus Farming Now
Octopuses are among the most extraordinary animals on Earth. They solve puzzles, use tools and even recognise individual people. But octopus farming would subject these intelligent animals to a lifeti
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/09/2026
Awesome! Good luck with that 🇨🇦😂
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/09/2026
Yes, "accidental." JD Vance, Donald Trump and MAGA GOP continue to raise the level of political discourse, I see.
The Blaze post showing a picture of Vice President J.D. Vance speaking at a rally in NC. The post reads "JD Vance misspoke during his speech in North Carolina and accidentally called the far left the fart left."
The post also quotes him as saying: "Now you may not have heard that... I usually don't misspeak but I just called them the fart left, not the far left. I PROMISE that was an accident."
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/09/2026
I wish I could quit you!
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/09/2026
Exactly how delicate, fragile and cowardly does a president have to be to ban entire news organizations for unflattering coverage of him, and claim their reporting is FAKE NEWS and LIES? Donald Trump is a pathetic baby - and he's about to lose in court AGAIN.
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CNN, Politico, and MS Now plan to sue Trump over White House ban
The three outlets are filing a lawsuit after their reporters were denied access to the White House grounds.
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/09/2026
But if you prevent limes you'll get scurvy!
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Kevin Malone's Hilarious Drum Solo: Ba Dum Tss!
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Canada Healthwatch 🍁 @canadahealthwatch.ca · 21/09/2026
N.S. pharmacists cut tick bite ER visits in half with prescriptions to prevent Lyme, Lauren Roulston reports. Find out more at canadahealthwatch.ca #LymeDisease #PublicHealthCA
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 20/09/2026
You know what they say about guys with tiny fingers: they're also fascist, stupid and orange.
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 20/09/2026
Remember this when MAGA Republicans get crushed in the midterms and Donald Trump claims the election was stolen: His Vice President JD Vance held a rally in the critical, GOP held battleground state of Iowa, and couldn't even draw a crowd of 90 people. 🍊💩's regime is dying before our eyes. Finally!
Vice President JD Vance speaks at a rally in Iowa while campaigning for Republican candidates in the upcoming midterm elections, possibly after taking sexual advantage of a sofa, couch or loveseat. The audience is small, with empty seats and useless barricades.
#uspoli #politics #midterms #2026midterms #elections #politicssky #iowa #campaign #jdvance
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 20/09/2026
The real issue is "Jeff Bezos makes this much BECAUSE he pays Amazon warehouse workers so little... BECAUSE the government chooses not to curb this exploitation."
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 18/09/2026
How has Donald Trump not gotten his Nobel Peace Prize yet? Bro has ended 30 wars in the last six months alone! SO. MUCH. WINNING! #Iran #Hormuz #Yenen #Houthis #Oman #Israel #IDF #army #navy #airforce #marines #DOD #DOW #Hegseth #Oentagon #USMC #USAF #usnavy #usarmy #RedSea #Iraq #Saudi #oil #UAE
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Trump has ‘won’ the Iran war at least 30 times
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 18/09/2026
America is running out of water but it's okay because Trump is building himself a golden ballroom and trying to force his name back up on the Kennedy Center. youtu.be/-9F063qdYeE?... #djt #usa #uspoli #politics #draught #california #arizona #nevada #utah #reservoir #colorado #wyoming
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The West’s largest water reservoir is so low, sunken boats can be seen
YouTube video by CNN
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 18/09/2026
But Trump says gas is under $2... Now I don't know WHAT to believe! The actual facts I'm seeing, or history's biggliest liar? #CONUNDRUM!
A gas pump at a Shell Oil gas station in the United States, showing prices of $4.70, $5.40 and $5.70 door regular, plus and premium fuel. A sticker of President Donald Trump has been out on the display, pointing at the high prices and saying "I did that!"
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 18/09/2026
We've reached the part of the Trump presidency where so many safeguards have been removed that they're now recalling HAND SOAPS for bacterial contamination. www.ktalnews.com/news/top-sto... #uspoli #politics #FDA #osha #science #health #safety #hhs #MAGA!
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FDA recalls thousands of hand soaps over possible bacteria contamination
Intercon Chemical Co. voluntarily recalled 2,696 cases of six hand soap products due to possible bacterial contamination from Pseudomonas and Serratia.
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 18/09/2026
🇨🇦💙🥳💙🇨🇦
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.
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Purrs and Pixels @purrsandpixels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Because Epstein Files.
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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 17/09/2026
"When the going gets tough, the tough get... coming up with reasons why they shouldn't have to do anything about it?"
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A federal judge in Vermont becomes the latest — of about two dozen unanimous courts — to deny the Justice Department access to the state's voter registration rolls. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI advocates say we have no right to stop innovation in the free market. Hogwash. We don’t allow corporations to come up with new nuclear weapons or varieties of cocaine or biological pathogens. We protect the public from certain kinds of innovation. We need guardrails on AI before it’s too late.
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