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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 05/10/2026

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: "Is it or is it not true, Sir, that this concert took place in Atlanta?" JACK SMITH: "No, the concert - just like the basketball game - took place in Maryland." SCHMITT: "Aha! GOTCHA!"

Prosecutor Jack Smith testifies before the Congressional judicial committee, where Senator Eric Schmidt looks like a complete dumbass after completely crapping his drawers on live TV.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 05/10/2026

Sounds like Chuck Schumer is gonna send them his strongest worded memo yet! "Dear friends and colleagues, I sincerely hope this rebuke finds you well..."

A picture of Senator John ossoff and Donald Trump. There is a quote by Senator John Ossoff (Georgia Democrat) saying: "We won't just restore checks and balances for the next two years. When we Democrats take back Congress we will rebuke Trump so decisively that no president will dare try this kind of brazen corruption and abuse again for centuries."

#uspoli #politics #potus #scotus #impeachment #impeach #fbi #doj #wh #dnc #gop #djt

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 04/10/2026

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: "Did you or did you not assault Chris Rock on stage at the Academy Awards, years after starring in the sitcom 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?'" JACK SMITH: "I believe you're thinking of Will Smith." SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: "GOTCHA!"

During a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, GOP Senator Eric Schmitt accuses special counsel Jack Smith of attending an NBA game between the Atlanta Hawks and the Golden State Warriors in Atlanta in early February 2024, apparently mistaking that team for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who Smith was watching play a game at the University of Maryland.

#Congress #Impeachment #JackSmith #DOJ #FBI #SCOTUS #uspoli #politics #Oscars #AcademyAwards #Schmitt #EricSchmitt #Hearings #Judiciary #JudiciaryCommittee

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 03/10/2026

Anyone else think he's planning to just eat them?

A picture of Donald Trump, with the headline "Trump invites vulnerable GOP lawmakers to White House dinner."

#uspoli #politics #politicsky #politicssky #congress #whitehouse #djt #trump #donaldtrump #washington #dc #midterms #elections #senate #house #hor #gop #republicans #maga #republican #trumpism #canpoli #cdnpoli #tariffs #tradewar #fundraising #ballroom #washingtondc #midterm #midtermelections #dnc #democrats #rnc #trumps #capitol

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/09/2026

Yes, "accidental." JD Vance, Donald Trump and MAGA GOP continue to raise the level of political discourse, I see.

The Blaze post showing a picture of Vice President J.D. Vance speaking at a rally in NC. The post reads "JD Vance misspoke during his speech in North Carolina and accidentally called the far left the fart left."
The post also quotes him as saying: "Now you may not have heard that... I usually don't misspeak but I just called them the fart left, not the far left. I PROMISE that was an accident."

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 20/09/2026

Remember this when MAGA Republicans get crushed in the midterms and Donald Trump claims the election was stolen: His Vice President JD Vance held a rally in the critical, GOP held battleground state of Iowa, and couldn't even draw a crowd of 90 people. 🍊💩's regime is dying before our eyes. Finally!

Vice President JD Vance speaks at a rally in Iowa while campaigning for Republican candidates in the upcoming midterm elections, possibly after taking sexual advantage of a sofa, couch or loveseat. The audience is small, with empty seats and useless barricades.
#uspoli #politics #midterms #2026midterms #elections #politicssky #iowa #campaign #jdvance

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 18/09/2026

But Trump says gas is under $2... Now I don't know WHAT to believe! The actual facts I'm seeing, or history's biggliest liar? #CONUNDRUM!

A gas pump at a Shell Oil gas station in the United States, showing prices of $4.70, $5.40 and $5.70 door regular, plus and premium fuel. A sticker of President Donald Trump has been out on the display, pointing at the high prices and saying "I did that!"

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 10/09/2026

You should believe Donald Trump when he promises to send you a $5,000 "Trump Dividend" if the Republicans win the midterms... If he followed through on his promise to send you a $5,000 DOGE Dividend... Or your $2,000 Tariff Rebate... If he didn't, and you still believe him... You're just stupid.

Screen grab showing stories about Donald Trump's offer to pay $5000 to every American if the GOP win the midterms.

Headlines include Axios: "Trump mix of familiar promise: $5,000 for everyone."

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 04/09/2026

Anybody seen Grand McDon? I think they gave me his fillet-o-fish by mistake.

A McDonald's bag labeled "GRAND McDON!" - don't freak out, it's just an ad in French because it's in Canada.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 29/08/2026

It's funny how some fallen cherry trees can so aptly demonstrate how far the United States Presidency has fallen. * Donald Trump violated a court order to destroy this 1910 a gift from Japan to all Americans. He needs to be removed from office ASAP.

"The Evolution of the U.S. Presidency." A two panel political cartoon.

Panel 1, set in 1789, shows a young George Washington standing holding a small hatchet near a chopped cherry tree in a blooming orchard.

Text is displayed in a scroll saying: "I CANNOT TELL A LIE: I CUT DOWN THE CHERRY TREE."

Panel 2 is set in Washington DC in 2026 and shows an orchard where cherry trees are actively being knocked over and uprooted by an overweight Donald Trump. He is wearing a diaper and a red "MAGA" hat, driving a yellow bulldozer labeled "TRUMP" and shouting into a megaphone.

The speech bubble says: "I ALWAYS TELL LIES, AND I KILLED 60 OLD CHERRY TREES SO I CAN BUILD ANOTHER TACKY GOLF COURSE FOR MYSELF!"

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 28/08/2026

Since when was President Pumpkinhead ever "Mr. Nice Guy?" What a shameless dumbass.

President Donald J. Trump's Truth Social post yelling "no more Mr Nice guy!" as a headline. The picture is an AI generated slop meme of POTUS DJT wearing dark shades and carrying a US Army issued M16 machine gun in Iran as explosions detonate in the background. You can tell it's an A.I. photo because he weighs less than 500 pounds and there are no obvious diaper lumps in the pants Natalie Harp helped him put on.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 28/08/2026

I see Ted Cruz continues to follow his tiny dick around...

Ted Cruz reposts a tweet made by the account named Ted Cruz's Tiny Dick, apparently not realizing its name. The post says "my favorite clip of Dolly Parton" and it's a clip of her playing a song she wrote for Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show when she was 33.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 28/08/2026

You win, Donald Trump. Because of your tariffs, we've decided to rename Lake Ontario in your honour. 💋 🇨🇦 🐴 #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Map of Lake Ontario, renamed Lake Release the Epstein Files for President Donald J. Trump, using the MapQuest renaming tool.

#Canada
#Epstein
#Ghislaine
#uspoli
#canpoli
#cdnpoli
#onpoli
#ontario
#politics
#greatlakes
#cusma
#usmca
#mexico
#usa
#congress
#potus
#maga
#djt
#trump
#ford
#vance
#jdvance
#mikejohnson
#johnson
#michigan
#newyork
#ny
#nyc
#dougford
#kissmyass

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 27/08/2026

LEFT: Dolly Parton's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. RIGHT: Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Any questions?

Dolly Parton's Star on The Hollywood walk of Fame is completely covered with flowers, bouquets, cards, gifts and a wreath.

A steal from a video on YouTube in which a dog has pooped on President Donald J. Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
The caption below reads "Dog poops on Donald Trump..."

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 27/08/2026

Donald Trump thinks Americans hate the GOP but love him. He's that narcissistic. DJT throws Republicans under the bus before midterms to save himself. He's that selfish. He thinks it's wise to post a list of campaign promises he broke. He's that stupid. POTUS should be impeached. He's that unfit.

DJT's Truth Social post, reposting Matt Van Swol's post saying the GOP don't fully grasp how bad they are screwing upright now, and pointing out how angry voters are about a list of broken campaign promises and all around lack of work getting done by Trump, GOP Congress etc.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 12/08/2026

Today's ultra-rare total solar eclipse as seen by: 1) someone in Spain 2) a Flat Earther

August 12th 2026 total eclipse as seen from Spain.

Picture of the moon with a dark line across it as if being caused by the shadow of a flat Earth.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 12/08/2026

This is a YouTube poll. It has 300k+ votes, a big sample size. 26% of those polled trust RFK Jr. most with their health. After all the road kill eating, illicit drug use, conspiracy theory antivaxer, COVID and Tylenol / autism nonsense. Still 1 in 4 say 👍 This is why America is in deep trouble.

Charles Peralo YouTube poll with 300,000+ votes showing Dr Anthony Fauci has 43% support, Robert F Kennedy Jr has 26% support, and unsure is at 31%, in response to the question: "who do you trust more for health advice?"

#hhs #rfkjr #cdc #vaccines #uspoli #djt #potus #trump #fauci #kennedy #health #science #healthsky #sciencesky

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 07/08/2026

"Now remember kids - when Santa comes down the chimney, STAND YOUR GROUND!"

Man who has sex with guns slash Republican Congressman Andy Ogles trains his children to murder undocumented immigrant Kris Kringle the moment he magically beams down their proud American chimney of Freedom!

#GOP! #MAGA!! #Trump!!!

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 05/08/2026

TRANSLATION: "We gon' lose, buh-bye!"

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 05/08/2026

Funny cartoon by Mike Luckivich. Not funny: - Donald Trump has depleted "nearly all" long range precision missiles, ATACMs, PrSMs & 50% of Tomahawk cruise missiles in failed Iran war - US Central Command moved more to Middle East; much weakened vs China etc - Trump boys profit on new defense orders

Political cartoon by Mike Luckovich in which the United States is dropping a kitchen sink (having apparently already bombed them with everything else) on Iran as the Iranian IRGC / Islamic Republican Guard Corps watches, with one of them saying "I think America's low on munitions."
Trump has spent most of America's long-range precision missiles in this war he lost against Iran.
Iran and Oman have reportedly agreed to a deal in which Iran would control traffic at the mouth of the Strait of Hormuz, clearly showing that US President Donald J. Trump has lost this conflict.
#IranWar
#uspoli
#usarmy
#army
#airforce
#usaf
#navy
#usnavy
#usairforce
#norad
#nato
#saudis
#saudiarabia
#qatat
#uae
#emirates
#israel
#idf
#syria
#iraq
#china
#xi
#russia
#putin
#xinping
#pentagon
#hegseth
#donaldtrump
#petehegseth
#war
#dow
#dod
#usmc
#marines
#djt
#potus
#congress
#mikeluckovich
#luckovich
#cartoon
#cartoons
#politics
#politicssky
#canpoli
#cdnpoli
#un
#tehran
#palestine
#lebanon
#mideast
#middleeast
#jordan
#egypt
#oil
#redsea
#hormuz
#hormuzstrait
#straitofhormuz
#dc
#washington
#military
#iranwar
#iranconflict
#jointchiefs
#atacms
#missiles
#bombs
#defense

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 02/08/2026

I wish Republicans cared even 5% as much about President Trump's felony convictions, sexual assaults, Epstein ties, grifting, cowardliness, stupidity, blatant attempts to steal elections and fomenting the J6 revolt at the Capitol... ... as they do about President Obama's tan suit.

Screengrab from Newsmax website newsmax.com. The capture of the headline reads: " telling it like it is: Obama's tan suit part of plot." The site is geared toward Republican, GOP, MAGA News talking points.
The story is by right wing journalist Ed Berliner.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 24/07/2026

What Trump meant to say was, the *HOUNDS* of hell are about to be *OPENED.*

Mrs. Betty Bowers' post saying: "One unleashes the hounds of hell, not the Gates of Hell you illiterate moron."
She reposts Donald J. Trump's Truth Social post which says "the gates of Hell are about to be unleashed."

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 23/07/2026

The reason it's so odd that this was the Republican platform in 1956 is that they have the exact opposite policies today even though it's the exact same GOP guys still sitting in Congress! #RNC #uspoli #GOP #MAGA #congress

Mueller Reports post displaying the 1956 Republican National Platform.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 23/07/2026

At these prices, you can't afford NOT to!

Mrs. Betty Bowers' post saying: "Oh look! Explosive diarrhea is 50% off at Whole Foods!"
The picture is of recalled Taylor Farms lettuce with a 50% sticker on one. The recall is due to Cyclospora contamination, which causes diarrhea.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 22/07/2026

Please be fair to the rest of humanity. Much better if he's edited out of this:

The planet Earth has seen from space with the moon in the background.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 22/07/2026

Actually what I'd most like to see is Spain edit Donald Trump INTO this scene...

An empty jail cell waiting for convicted 34-time felon President Donald J. Trump, who is a grifting con man, liar, cowardly draft dodger, bullying dotard, traitorous cad, central member of Jeffrey Epstein's circle of scumbags, warmonger, unloving and unlovable idiot and perpetual failure, malignant narcissist, morally bankrupt sociopath, and moribund blob of garbage.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 22/07/2026

Actually I'd love it if Spain could somehow edit Trump out of THIS event...

Photograph and headline: the inauguration of Donald J. Trump as the 47th President of the United States of America, in Washington, DC in January, 2025.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/07/2026

Gosh, it's surprising this isn't illegal! Of course it must not be, otherwise some branch of the American government, a US law enforcement agency, or one of USA's many independent courts would have done something to stop this by now. #uspoli #canpoli #fbi #cdnpoli #congress #potus #scotus #doj

CREW headline: President Donald "Trump has made 29 private prison stock trades since taking office."

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/07/2026

Yes, Donald Trump's self-imposed 18-month deadline to cut energy bills in half has passed with bills actually UP 18% But to make up for it, he's going to cut electricity prices by 90% in just two more weeks!

Pic Ron Filipkowski posted of a Reason headline: "Trump's 18-month deadline to cut electricity prices in half has arrived. Rates are up 18%"

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/07/2026

Good news! Mike Johnson found Trump's 2020 election theft receipts! Turns out they were with his tax returns, the Reflecting Pool slashes, the pilots he rescued in Iran, the wars he ended, the forced sexual reassignment surgery in schools, the bones of cats and dogs Haitians ate, his heel spurs...

Screenshot of part of Aaron Rupar's post, which I am replying to.

Mike Johnson says "Well, I don't hear him in that address relitigating the 2020 election. This is about making sure people have faith in our election system. He is showing you the receipts."

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 13/07/2026

Death isn't stalking Mitch McConnell... It just talked with him for 20 minutes.

The Grim Reaper is on a walking date with sexy 164 year old Senator Mitch McConnell when he gets his head turned by the shapely - though 100% heterosexual - Lindsey Graham, who was only 71 years old. No for real that old man was just 71!

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 13/07/2026

Lindsey Graham just had a 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.

Anthropomorphic Kentucky turtle Mitch McConnell glares at his next meal, the closeted gelatinous protein blob that answers to the name "South Carolina Senator Lindsey Olin Graham."

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 08/07/2026

Just spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes, and he thinks the New York Yankees can turn their season around with a calculated, analytical approach geared toward optimizing roster dynamics and defensive flexibility, combined with an analytical audit and bullpen restructure.

An especially vivacious Mitch McConnell, who is definitely awake, alert and 100% not in a coma or dead.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 01/07/2026

What's MAGA's deal with bedsheets? They wanna cover the Statue of Liberty with 'em, wear 'em to Klan meetings... One of them must be making a fortune selling bedding.

In a YouTube promo pic, Mark Lindell is selling MyPillows and white Giza cotton sheets for huge discounts in front of a US flag.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 30/06/2026

Happy 250th birthday, America! Hope you like Nazi crap! - Donald J. Trump

Picture of a golden Nazi eagle statue with ties to Adolf Hitler that kind of resembles the one on the front of the White House Donald Trump calls a great gift for America on its 250th birthday.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 24/06/2026

Need proof that Canadians are among the world's most polite people? Check out this new Pew poll: 20% of 🇨🇦 still pretends to have a positive view of Donald Trump, just so we don't hurt his feelings! Follow 🔗 to see how badly Trump's doing in the eyes of the 🌍 www.pewresearch.org/global/2026/...

New Pew poll showing how every nation's opinion of the United States has fallen since Donald Trump took office.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 21/06/2026

Guys, I'm not sure how he got in my house but John J. Cafaro just woke me up and keeps whispering "I'm here for the 'pool job'" while nudging me with his elbow... Is this normal? bsky.app/profile/rons...

"I'm here for the pool job," says John J. Cafaro, pictured here after getting drunk off of one glass of Zima.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 20/06/2026

So sad to see they've fallen on such hard times. At least they'll be eating cheaply.

Costco's famous $1.50 hot dog and Pepsi combo, which former TV stars Bryan Cranston (Raising Miranda) and Aaron Paul (Tron: Uprising) have been reduced to living off of as they cohabitate in a Whirlpool dishwasher box under a nearby overpass. What brought them to this? Meth addiction. (They are method actors.)

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 20/06/2026

Every time Stephen Miller calls someone ELSE "weird, strange, bizarre and unelectable," a rat-like demon gets its puny, flaccid wings. #Miller #DHS #uspoli #Talarico #Texas #DC #TX #Homeland #GOP #MAGA #ICE #FBI #WhiteHouse #StephenMiller #Trump #Senate #Congress #filibuster

Stephen Miller says he's not sure if Talarico is a man, then a bunch of other gross stuff I'm not even going to bother copying down. He sucks.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 20/06/2026

Looks like you're gonna need some vacuum seal bags.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 19/06/2026

BONUS PICS: 11) The Wall Street Journal posted these pictures of John J. Cafaro's gilded mansion in Chevy Chase, Maryland when he sold it. NOT PICTURED: The orchestra pit (no, really).

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 19/06/2026

9) Despite "knowing nothing about the car business" he bought Avanti convertibles in 1987 with financial assistance from the state of Ohio; under his watch Avantis were plagued by - wait for it - water leaks; only 405 were made in his 4 years as owner. www.chicagotribune.com/1989/06/11/a... [5/5]

John J. Cafano holds a press conference to answer reporters' questions, such as: "You're the pool guy Trump gave $14 million?" and: "No, seriously?!"

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 19/06/2026

7) Defying science, JJ Cafaro failed to flush the reflecting pool's pipes and simply painted it Trump's hand-picked "American flag blue" (aka pool blue) 8) FUN FACT: The same kid who applies Donald Trump's Cheetos brand spray tanner also applies the shoe polish to John J. Cafaro's hair [4/5]

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 19/06/2026

6) Predictably "on the nose" for a Trump henchman, John J. Cafaro looks like the Penguin if he were played by Nathan Lane. (Or, for you older folks, a Dick Tracy villain as played by Oliver Hardy.) [3/5]

Nathan Lane starring on Broadway as The Penguin. Not pictured: his spats. (Actually though, it's Trump's "pool guy" J.J. Cafaro.)

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 19/06/2026

Let's get to know John J. Cafaro, the pool company owner given a $14.2 million NO BID contract to clean DC's reflecting pool: 1) Ohio lobbyist twice convicted for bribery; sentenced to jail, probation & massive fines 2) Cafano got > 7x Trump's quoted job estimate despite bad work ($1.8m) [1/5]

As usual, younger women at Mar-a-Lago simply cannot keep their hands off of obese cartoon villain John J. Cafaro, aka Donald J. Trump's pool guy.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 19/06/2026

Yeah but when it comes to shrieking misspelled curse words in all caps on social media, and speaking in broken English despite coming to America on an "Einstein visa" three decades ago, NOBODY tops Donald and Melania Trump!

Melania Trump contemplates running to escape her husband, rumoured half-lizard Donald J. Trump, pictured here shortly after pooping himself.

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 19/06/2026

There's art, and then there's fine art, and then there's "man with two hotdogs (2026)"

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 25/05/2026

Has Kid Rock ever put out "music" in the first place? (Other than repackaging hits by Lynyrd Skynyrd, Warren Zevon and Metallica.)

Picture of untalented musician Kid Rock's 93 year old father, dressed up as Sheriff Lobo and drunk on NyQuil, with the caption: "Kid Rock says he will not put out any more music if the Democrats win the house during midterms."

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Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca · 14/05/2026

Even without updates it's obvious Ukraine has the upper hand when Defense Ministry staff are casually dropping statements like "shitty Russia will burn!" The Ukrainians aren't just confident - they know the damned future. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦💪🇺🇦👍🇺🇦🍻🇺🇦

Ukrainian defense staff member's post saying in part: "The shitty Russia will burn. More and more."

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