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Ron Phillips

@ronbeau.bsky.social
198 followers 111 following 446 posts

Retired programmer. Recovering optimist. Political satirist at The Snarkening. I make jokes because screaming has terrible engagement.

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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Queen!
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/09/2026
This iconic 1971 photo of Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman Hughes has always said so much without saying a word. Two women. Two raised fists. One shared fight for equality. Dorothy passed in 2022. Now Gloria is gone too. Two giants who helped change America. Rest in power, Gloria. ✊🏼✊🏾
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The patriarchy finally got the last word—but only after Gloria Steinem delivered 92 years of rebuttals.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
**Five stars. Nearly died. Would absolutely recommend.**
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Colonel Sanders finally found something greasier than the chicken.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Substance use? Dementia? I can’t diagnose those. But “ego with unlimited AI credits” is looking pretty conclusive.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Prices under Trump
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We know that he's a dick
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh no - Candice Bergen !
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
take my money!
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Harland Sanders had a brief career as a lawyer. He was disbarred for beating up his own client, in court. Before he invented KFC, he held just about every job imaginable, and was bad at all of them.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dr. Frankenstein and the monster.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bob: “Jesus, what should I do?” Not Quite Jesus: “Start with the prescription bottle.”
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Press Secretary’s Final Spin Cycle
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I hit Reverse... ...and the car started showing "Previously on Law & Order."
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Classic Trek
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Schrödinger approves
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
But he's not gonna vote Dem, oh no!
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Classy....not
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Brutal. Good
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nothing says “protect the children” like throwing a baby shower instead of calling the police. www.msn.com/en-us/crime/...
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@bladeofthes.bsky.social Donald Trump is having some feelings about paying E Jean Carroll what he owed her
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@bladeofthes.bsky.social Trump read this and thought it was a campaign handbook—then replaced the wheat with hats.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@bladeofthes.bsky.social America finally made poverty a full-time job. fortune.com/2026/07/20/m...
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The minimum wage is now the lowest it’s been in 70 years—making the federal wage floor ‘officially a poverty wage,’ report finds | Fortune
“We are currently in the longest period of inaction on the federal minimum wage since its inception in 1938,” economist Sylvia Allegretto wrote in a recent report.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@bladeofthes.bsky.social Don Jr.—every bit the brilliant master checkers player his dad is.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ancient Karen
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1903. 2020. Same face—still not impressed.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nothing calms paranoia like the CIA correcting your grammar in real time.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I look like the bouncer at a school board meeting.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Barack & Zohran ’28: Because apparently the right wasn’t scared enough already.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tulsi spent years warning us about the deep state—turns out the family scandal was waiting in the hotel lobby with a pack of gum.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trump plays 4D chess the way a toddler plays tic-tac-toe: with a Sharpie and a tantrum.
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you're arresting people at the airport on their way OUT of the country, your goal.was never border security. It's filling for-profit concentration camps.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/07/2026
I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@muellershewrote.com
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
She spent decades earning every rank. Pete spent years earning camera time on Fox—and somehow he’s(!) the one deciding who deserves a star.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@muellershewrote.com He looks like a Twilight movie extra.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@bladeofthes.bsky.social
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@bladeofthes.bsky.social Nothing says “timeless beauty” like turning a shattered goddess into the spring clearance rack.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Nothing says “ethical content creation” like burning down a real house to own the server farm.
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Ron Phillips @ronbeau.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Funny how the guy sitting on the gold keeps yelling that the broke people are the real problem.
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