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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Fam! We were trying to be funny in our earlier post (we should know better)! Nice to know we're loved, though. Thanks. We’ll be back soon with new content – watch this space...

An image of the model of Fishbourne Roman Palace, taken from the north east. It has been photoshopped to appear as a real building with a realistic sky in the background. The architecture is highly classical in style.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

There will be no more Sunday Huxley. 😭

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

We have some bad news about that also. You might want to sit down.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

We still exist IRL. Just not on bluesky. Swing by next time you're in the hood. 😘

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

And to think we were about to launch a series of posts on Tudor Warships (since @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social appear to have been kidnapped). It's been fun hanging out on here with you, BC108. 😘

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

We don't take holidays, because we're an AI bot. 😢

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Yes. 😢 And you need to get your keyboard looked at. We think your "o" key might be a bit dodgy.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

We can always pick up over on Truth Social (we assume you have an account over there?).

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

We're hoping you mean "in a good way", although that is by no means a given. 😳

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

😭Sad news😭 The authorities have finally caught up with us so this will be our last post on BlueSky. It's been a blast and we love you all. Especially our BFF @merchantshallyork.org 🥰🥰 Keep up with the posting, everyone. Together you can conquer the scourge of work-based productivity...

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Jake Gyllenhaal's 'I'm Out' Goodbye

ALT: Jake Gyllenhaal's 'I'm Out' Goodbye

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Okay then. Although we're worried about @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social. They haven't posted on Bluesky for 18 days. We hope you don't go visit and find them laying face down in a pool of their own effluent. 😱

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

No - the size increase is when they became an Island population. The bipedalism is an adaptive evolutionary response to having to play guitar and drums and stuff.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

It he doesn't taste of butterscotch we're going to be sorely disappointed.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Also, SW London is beyond the reach of most London taxis, so road deaths are greatly reduced in this area.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

40 years???! You should visit at least once every 6 months! We have bills to pay!! 😉

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Well, if the everyday folk are going to insist on leaving these things behind, what do you expect us to do?

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

We actually google-translated that! 😂👍

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

We were going to post that clip but couldn't resist the one with Noel Edmonds... 🤩

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Oh dear - we've just had a premonition of what all or the replies to that post are going to look like... 🤦

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

We are aware that this post won't mean much to our non-UK followers. Permit us to educate you. 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIxk...

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The Wombles - Remember You`re a Womble

YouTube video by thecatkeaton

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

This Mesolithic amber figurine from Denmark is conclusive proof that The Wombles were around long before the 70s.

A mall orange figurine carved from amber, with a long snout, facing right. Officially it is a bear, but it has the distinctive whiff of Bungo to us.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Mosaics = zero 🙄 Hypocausts = zero 🤨 Oldest formal gardens in Britain = zero 🥱 The Royal Yacht Britannia = two stars ⭐⭐😐 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Is this really the best tourist attraction in the world?

The Royal Yacht Britannia in Edinburgh awarded the 'Best of the Best Things to Do' award by Tripadvisor.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The Animal Bone team would wipe the floor with Team Pottery.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

We don't think we'd be able to deal with the realization that the Bouncy Palace is more popular than the Real Palace. 😢

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

But probably not as much as a bouncy Stonehenge, right?

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

It would be a whole new take on the traditional coconut shy...

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Apologies. Stupid auto-correct. A bouncy *Villa*.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

What can we say - we just love to see your little faces when you're all happy.

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

We've decided we have too much money, so THIS SATURDAY (2nd May) you can visit for just FIVE QUID and kids go free! 🤩🤩. We're even laying on music, craft stalls, refreshments and that. Oh! Oh! And there's going to be a bouncy castle!! What's not to love??! 😍🏰

It's a poster consisting of summer colours with a stylized sun and bunting above a photographic image of a classical Roman garden. The title is "Summer Fete" and the key details include that it is the 2nd May, 10am to 4pm, there is free parking and the cost is £5 per person with kids going free. There will be assorted local stallholder, food and drink and live entertainment. Tickets can be booked via www.sussexpast.co.uk

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