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Rolling for Stew

@rollingforstew.bsky.social
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My personality is mostly TTRPGs, Board Games, Knitting, Crochet, & Wizards.

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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I really hope things go well with rpg-trader.com General issues w/ monopolies aside, It's solves the majority of my UX gripes with other platforms. I'm tired of digging for the most important pre-purchase info on when I'm supposed to even expect to get something to the table.
The left half of the listing for a game called "Beef" on RPG Trader. You see it's cover image, tags, and the "Description, Details, Reviews, Discussions" bar is set to details where the creators name, the product's category (it's a full game), it's genre, intended audience & content, tone, playstyle, language, and publish date are all easily red down the list.

I know this game is meant to be of a "modern" genre intended for "adult, casual, family-friendly, and low prep" audience with a "humorous, lighthearted, slapstick" tone and a "Duo, GM-less, PvP/Competitive, Rules-light" playstyle from super quick and easy navigation.the full page for World Wide Wrestling: Second Edition. On the right side I see it's title, subtitle and creator listed. imminently below that it's listed as a rules system, game, and powered by the apocalypse. I can add it to my wish list, see that it's on sale. For this game there are purchase options for standard (digital download at normal price), community copies (for this game it's free/pay what you want), playsheets & optional materiel (for this game they're free), that it's in a bundle I can navigate to as well, and below that there's an "also available" block where the creator was able to link buying a physical copy from their website. 
Again on the left side set to detail I can see that this is a casual and low prep game. tone is meant to be character-driven, chaotic, cinematic, drama, fast-paced, lighthearted, and maximalist. the playstyle is listed as drop-in/drop-out, episodic, large group, one-shot, open-ended, player-driven, PvP/competitive. and again it's Powered by the Apocalypse and has the bonus tags of "Pro Wrestling, Professional Wrestling." I know everything I could possible expect to know to help me decide if it's a good fit for me and my table.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
oh shit. I guess I'm part of trans day of visiblity now. hap gender (or lack thereof)
signal group chat reads: according to discord archives, it was September 9th (2025) that I decided gender was not for me, and a deal was struck with the entity know as [name is redacted with a static overlay] that it would obtain my gender for $2. In 2 days, on March 21st (2026), I shall recive my $2.blatantly cropped for privacy pic of dramatic a handshake with a forest background. the hand from the left wears a dramatic black sleeve and has a purple drape of skulls as well. the hand on the right is wearing a stupid grey hoodie and has the other hand popping up from behind holding 2 dollars. the posing is, dare I say, comedic.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
big red dot labeled 'point' and a line labeled 'you' that curves away so as to miss it.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I tried to keep the alt text as succinct as possible but there is just so much here and its all important.
Tumblr user planefood says "The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:" followed by a digitally drawn webpage. Banner at the top says "IAmPregnant.com" and has a smug lookimg baby face that is all gray except for blue eyes. Underneath is "Looking to spice up your daycares roster with your bun in the oven? Here's some WARRIOR CATS inspired names FOR BOYS" Smallest heading and bullet points wiylth little hearts reads: "Top Warrior Cat Names for Boys of all time: Firestar, Loner, Lostface, (crossed out Scoirge) (crossed out sour) scourge, Theodorefoot, Torpedo" Top right sidebar is bright yellow poorly formatted "CLCIK HERE TO GIVE BIRTH RIGHT NOW !! !" Bottom right section is pink with a crying baby and says "CLICK HERE FOR TOP 10 TASTEFULLY 'ETHNIC' NAMES FOR WHITE BABIES" "Rice Risotto Jr" all mispellings in quotes are an accurate transcription of the original joke for comedic effect.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
oh god, is that shit coming here now? evil shit for people with ocd/anxiety. Im fortunate that stuff like "this is an immunity doggo" actually easied that shit for me. So you any fuckers put that shit in front of me Im payinging it forward. I'll start right now actually!
This is the Immunity Doggo. Immunity doggo will protect you from all posts that threaten bad things if you don't reblog. Scroll on or reblog as you please. You are safe. (pic is of a cute kinda fluffy white dog on a beach).
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BABES. I throught I was completely burned out on superheros but actually I was burned out on all the good shit getting erased with slop shoveled on us instead.
Superman 2025 poster. Specifically the one labeled "it begins" tbat has little boxes along the bottom of the non-superman main characters.The Batman poster. Specifically the one where hes in the center surrounded by a scketched question mark and the words "unmask the truth" with Catwoman, The Riddler, and The Penguin in the backgroung floating head style.My Adventures With Superman poster. Specifically the one where Superman is flying with Lois in his arms while Jimmy playfully dangles from his leg and which announced it as a new series on Adult Swim and "Max."
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Theres a few cartoons I watched as a teenage that I now feel this way about 😔 No more getting invested in shows unless theyre ACTUALLY good for me
Tumblr post: every day star wars fans come on this site and say some version of "star wars would be so good if it was good"
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Drawing something funny you saw a person doing in public instead of taking their picture not only respects their bodily autonomy rather than invading their privacy, it also makes the joke way funnier imo.
Tweet that says "saw a guy hold is baby up to a painting like this today" followed by a pen sketch on a notepad of a guy with his arms fully extended forward with the baby bundled up and upright facing the frame. Below is the comment "we should stop taking pictures of people in public and resort back to drawing from memory".Tweet says "thinking about the girl i saw in the delhi metro charging her phone but her cord was too short so she put her phone on her head" with a picture of a pencil cartoon on graph paper of a girl sitting on the ground with her arms wrapped around her legs. The charger is plugged in up high and her phone is sure enough balanced on her head.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Vampire the Masquerade character concept
An anime girl who is supposed to be cute. But her eyes are so inhumanly huge and far apart and her mouth so small and high up she just looks like a hideous alien. Along the bottom is "Nasferatu" written in its Vampire the Masquerade style.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Thinking of making "has a folder of cool wizard art" a major part of my personality again. It worked out surprisingly well for me socially speaking and I have more wizards then ever before.
A classic wizard sitting on a fancy chair with his hand seeming to cast a spell at his old fashioned PC screen. Most of the art is orange and red in tone but the wizard contrasts in his royal purple robes. Very studious.A classic wizard with his hands in the air, one holding a staff and the other a lightning bolt. He is standing on top of the explosion that split a tree so it's on either side of him. Very powerful.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This comment I made on tumblr was a surpize hit by my standards so I'm posting it here too. Transcription in alt. Tldr: I actually like d&d a lot, but people still need to play other games.
I'm someone who actually likes D&D and is begging other people who love D&D, on hands and knees, to try another game because there are so many good ones out there.
D&D is really great if you want to go "ah ha! but I used my action to cast Spirit Guardians last turn so when the enemy gets within 15 feet of me their speef is halved and they have to roll a Wisdom Saving Throw and take 3d8 Radiant Damage if they fail and they still take half it if they succeed!"
If that's what you love about D&D, power to you. But if you like literally anything else about tabletop roleplaying I promise you there is 100% a better suited game out there for whatever it is you want to get out of this hobby.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Another old meme I made that I still think is funny. This time for the Arkham Horror LCG. What can I say? FFG loves Roland Banks.
the vintage "Gee Bill, how come your mom let's you have two wieners?" meme but the text now reads "Gee Roland, how come your mom let's you have 3 types of signatures?" with Bill's face being replaced by the original art for Roland Banks from Arkham Horror The Card Game and pictures of different signature cards he has in the game scattered around the empty space of the meme.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Going through my files and found a meme I made that holds up in my opinion.
A 4 panel meme. on the top left is a close up picture of a face with the panel to the right being Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas & Ferb pointing at him and saying "a middle aged white guy?" Panel 3 is the same picture of a man zoomed out and uncropped to show he's holding a skateboard. Final panel is Doofenshmirtz exclaiming "Tony Hawk the middle aged white guy!?!"
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This meant my girl Yulith Song, who was originally a BG3 concept, got to be a pretty solid offensive caster which is good cause the party was a Paladin, Arcane Trickster, and Land Druid who was more support focused.
screenshot of the Balder's Gate 3 video game. A purple Tiefling with horns that start in the front but go back wearing green Bard garb is being talked to. She is very cute and pretty.A Heroforge captioned "Yulith Song." She is a purple Tiefling with horns that start in the front but swoop back, wearing green Bard garb, and playing a fiddle.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Something I’m kinda proud of is that some of my projects on Ravelry are now on the pages for the patterns themselves 😊 (pls ignore the fact that these are patterns where I was a tester for an internet friend I met on Stitchcord lol)
A crochet triangular shawl going from center out with a flame motif in the center out. the colors are a gradient that are meant to abstractly represent a sunrise/set.a very chunky knit hat being worn in front of a hilly background. the hat has a texture that is honestly hard to make out with the yarn colors of dark blue with spots of brightness.A coppery pink knit hat with a subtle texture.A hat with the same subtle texture as before but now it's dark purple and black.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
That game was my first time GMing ever so it was a complete mess where I made *so* many mistakes when it comes to running an actually good game but at least I succeeded in making an NPC my players really liked. Also I’m proud of this map I copied over from the module as they moved around.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Bill Clark was a middle aged dad who had: had a midlife crisis after his kids moved out, spent all his savings on a Hurdy Gurdy and Bard outfit, then got kicked out by his wife for it. He was not good at music yet, deeply sad inside, and said shit like “I like the cut of your Jib!"
Heroforge of a average looking middle aged white guy in a hideous, diamond padded, bright purple coat and matching hat. He has a fishing pole on his back and is holding a Lute but that's only becasue Heroforge doesn't have Hurdy Gurdys so please play pretend.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My Traveller character is named Mave Fitz and her goals in life are to figure out who she is and what happened to her, get a Lazer Rifle, & get a Teleportation Suit (cause I rolled good so she can teleport). She imprinted on the nice & harmless medic who found her so he's her best friend now.
Full color miniature made using Heroforge of a young woman in an action leap holding a big gun in one hand and a baton on the other. She is pale but has dark eyes and hair that's tied back. Her outfit is a morph suit with a cool padded jacked, belt, and boots. The morph suit is black, boots brown, belt blue, and jacket all of the above.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This is my attitude about any embarrassing references I make btw. If I reference something "cringe" and you clock it: What were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
Tumblr post by user "beetledrink" dated May 1, 2020 reads: not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like "i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!" girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament [looking emoji]
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Do not ask me what the difference is between knitting and crochet becasue I will get excited and give an in-depth explanation cause I love sharing
A skeleton holding an axe that looks aggressive and badass. Along the top is the caption "Did you just call my knitting crochet?" and along the bottom "That's alright it's a simple mistake people make sometimes actually knitting has two needles and".
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
One of my favorite crochet 🧶 projects. Formulaic enough that I didn’t need the pattern after the first couple repeats and it was so fun to make I was actually really sad when I finished. It was also a big hit among some high school trick-or-treaters this Halloween which was wild but cool.
A triangular shawl on a wooden table. It has a recurring motif of skulls lacy boarders in-between. The bottom corner is one skull and a rich purple, as you go up there are more and more skulls and the color changes in a gradient to a different shade of purple and then black.a work-in-progress shot of the previous shawl where you can see it stared from the bottom corner and went up and that it was more bumpy while it was being made.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Shout out to this tumblr post by @prokopetz.bsky.social for inspiring my current Traveller character (MgT2). She's a Psi-Warrior in our new space western campaign and I thought it would be funny cause the group happens to be mostly guys.
Tumblr post by user "prokopetz" dated March 26th reads: (For those unfamiliar with the trope, "girl in a box" is a conspicuously recurring motif in contemporary fantasy and sci-fi media whereby a mysterious character - typically young, typically female - is found in, and subsequently released from, a container of some kind by a third party; discovering who this character is and why she was in the box then form the impetus of the plot. That this character has amnesia and possesses a terrible hidden power are customary but not obligatory.)
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I'm already super excited for the game of The Wildsea I'm gonna run for 3 friends. The 2 characters made so far are AMAZING. But then we had the idea of: if 1 person can't make it, becasue it be awkward in-and-out of game to only play w/ 2, we'll do Wanderhome as filler. And now I'm ECSTATIC.
Cover image of "The Wildsea Core Rules by Felix Isaacs." It's 2 people on a ship in a ocean of trees getting ready to defend their ship from a humanoid but ambiguous enemy.Cover of "Wanderhome by Jay Dragon" the art is a mole, frog, and rabbit all walking upright and equipped for adventure walking though hill and mountain scenery.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
GRUNG BEDROLL One of the first ever parties I joined had a Grung and she was great. I would like to contribute to the Grung community with this invention I would like to present: a Grung Bedroll concept to get around the Water Dependency trait they have in 5e. With the layers going from out to in.
3 Frog People (Grung) that are yellow, then green, then red.Poorly made graphic of a bedroll with layers. The layers being Basic Bedroll, Waterskin/Waterproof, Woven Wool, & Cave Algae.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My Half-Elf Clockwork Soul Sorceress was named Norna Amestrar and she was great. Me and another player ended up setting our characters up together like kids mashing 2 Barbies together. This is a joke edit I made when we were talking about if they were in a Christmas movie.
A Half-Elf in flow-y robes is standing next to a Hexblood of Sea-Hag coloration who is wearing a Santa hat and holding a Rat. The background it standard overly-edited Christmas background. The caption "A Fey Touched Winter Solstice" is above their heads. And between their bodies is the Hallmark logo.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
As a Paladin, Dragomir had a pretty decent Charisma stat. So when I made a Sorceress for Decent into Avernus who had max Cha at level 1 due to lucky rolling, I thought it was funny that I had made 2 high Cha characters that would also be awkward as hell cause I am so I made this.
A heavily armored miniature with 2 swords on the left and a girl with pretty flow-y robes on the right. There is a lighting special effect between their heads and cut and pasted from another meme are "Autism To Autism Communication." and "Autism To Autism Conversation."
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
"If you see this, post our favorite pokemon"
Whimsicott in the anime eating pokemon food and struggling becasue it's hard. Whimsicott is a light brown pokemon with a head about the size of it's torso with green horns like a sheep and and a big round fluff of cotton accounting for most of the space it takes up. It is very cute.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My boi Dragomir Hartmann. Inspired by a tumblr post that said "paladins aren't cops, they're their god's most autistic soldiers" (please note that I am in fact autistic. this is self-love not mocking). We were all so proud when he figured out he was gay cause for a while there he was real repressed.
The "this cat is Gay / and there's nothing you can do about it" meme but cat is replaced with "Paladin" and the image is a heavily armored miniature with 2 swords over a gay man flag background.A miniature of a heavily armored paladin holding two swords with a snipped of a t-shirt that reads "autism is my super power" poorly edited on.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Quarantine thread for my TTRPG memes that are specifically D&D 5e. To kick it off I've got my first meme I did for a game I was in. We were doing Strixhaven and I was a Wizard who didn't have enough money for spell supplies.
Big text "Thiala Aloro's GoFundMe" and smaller text "for a 100gp Pearl for using the Identify Spell 'It's for all of us.'" The image is parchment colored and in the corners is the "stonks" meme and the cat that "looks very polite"
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Fun fact: my first thought when I come across a game that's GMless and has little-to-no prep is "this could be a party game 😍" until I remember that my standards for what's chill & casual in gaming are completely skewed by weekly sessions of mid-to-high crunch TTRPGs.
The "Is this a pigeon?" meme but with the caption "Could this be used as a Party Game?" and the butterfly replaced with the covers for the games Fiasco and The Zone.
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Rolling for Stew @rollingforstew.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I like to make memes for the different TTRPG games I play and I don't like that my media tab is empty cause I just joined so have some memes. I'll do my best with alt text but if it can be improved let me know.
minimalist art of a chaotic crouched person in a harness and a tired person holding their backpack leash. chaotic person is captioned "Jin Yi, a 12 year old girl with a huge hammer" and the tired person "Zak and the other 3 teenage boys in the party". The meme overall is captioned "A meme for the game of Avatar Legends I played at the SDRA"
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