Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 13/06/2026static.klipy.comRookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall StreetAlt: Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street "You gotta pump those number up. Those are rookie numbers." 110
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I love the chestnut tree in my side yard but god does it stink when it's horny 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I think my yard guy is fucking with me. He knows that I tend to sleep in the daytime so he sent me a text that he may be here Sat or Sun to do some tree trimming That made me drag my butt out of bed at a human hour so I would be available Then he didn't show up NGL it was a pretty good troll 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Because the people who are supposed to prevent/stop it from happening are also corrupt ignorant stupid people who are more concerned with licking his boots than the interests of the people who elelcted them And because those second tier people know they're safe, until reelections 011
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Nifty. I bought some blue light/anti glare glasses for computer work (cataract surgery side effect) & they came with a little laser pointer. In blue, of course It feels oddly comforting to be wearing computer glasses again. I now have good near vision & bad far vision, opposite of pre-surgery 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 01/06/2026They're making movies Gen Z wants to see. I have An Opinion about the YouTube movies but I know I'm not the target audience. I also know I've been the prime target audience for long enough Time to pass the torch to the next generation 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It is an orange cat and I'm not going to kinkshame 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 30/05/2026"I'mma smack the orange right offa you, moron" 130
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 29/05/2026youtu.be/9RVCJXrunL4youtu.beMistabishi - Printer jamYouTube video by frukta12 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I think my blog is getting scraped to teach AI based on the amount of hits & where they're coming from Joke's on them because my blog is so going to poison any LLM that is unlucky enough to consume it. I go full-on stream of consciousness in there, which is kind of scary if you know me Suck it, AI 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 29/05/2026So many movies are doing ambiguous endings and so few have the chops to pull them off 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Blah. I'm tired but not sleepy. That weird in between state that means I'm going to be darn grumpy today I think I slept too much yesterday and now it's balancing out with not sleeping enough today, assuming I sleep Annoying 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Help! I need help with validating Russian names for a story! I used an online name generator so be kind if these are wonked. The names in parentheses are Anglicized nicknames provided Man - Vasiliy (Vasya) Balashov Woman - Nadezhda (Nadya) Yelagina 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I've seen similar for well over a decade. Whenever a new version of software is announced lazy hiring managers simply update the job posting with the new version, leaving the experience level unchanged Or they have a "default years" for everything Either way it's lazy & puts them on the "no" list 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I'm excited because it means someone liked it enough to recommend it 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Omg Omg Omg There's a TikTok recommending one of my stories on AO3! 100
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 25/05/2026How dare my best friend interrupt my younger shirtless Ryan Gosling movie viewing with (checks notes) a serious life question? 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Did the doctor say they needed to be *your* bones? 120
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I have just settled the personalities for the twins in my next story 010
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Is it bad or good when you giggle at your own story on AO3? 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Every year I need to call them and get my rate down to something near the previous year Eventually I talk to someone other than the front line & they have much better offers. Go figure 010
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 21/05/2026One party is competent at being corrupt, the other is incompetent at being corrupt They're both incompetent at governing as they were meant to govern 010
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Mr. Zevon, Please rise from your grave, borrow your guitar back from David Letterman, and use it to bludgeon everyone involved in this travesty Then clean and return the guitar 0140
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 21/05/2026You're framing it wrong Make the wealth tax an exclusive and prestigious thing. Something only a few people in the country qualify for. Get them to compete as to who pays the most so they can brag about it These feckers only care about how they compare to each other. Let's use it 010
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 21/05/202629 hits and 6 kudos for being up for less than an hour I'm pleased 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Yay. I posted my first story on AO3. Hopefully people like it I have another one in mind that's a continuation of someone else's excellent short story. I'll let that one simmer for a bit and see if the words happen 100
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I can do a final count now. "Project Hail Mary" is out of my local theater & I'm not going to another city to see it again 70mm IMAX - 5 AMC "IMAX" - 2 Digital - 14 Unless it comes back into theaters this is it. I can watch it at home at my leisure but for now I think a break is in order 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I find it interesting that adding "-ai" to the end of searches sometimes gets you no AI summary at the top of the results and sometimes gets you no results at all for the same search 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I was going to look into it too, just for my own curiosity 020
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Bold of you to assume this administration "stands for" anything 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Dakota Cates - the artist for the new Magic Goblin Secret Lair deck Goblin Storm - is encouraging people to "bootleg" the set in protest over how WotC screws over players by screwing up SL If I had enough followers I'd make a proxy deck & do a giveaway to honor that request 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Briefly = one time, getting back to land not guaranteed 030
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I did! But that's because I ate all my donuts 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Seriously? This is a Tues 9pm showing I'll be hauling my handicapped butt up a row 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Looks at my tattoo with 5 X-Men in confused mathstatic.klipy.comMeonly: Confused Math Lady MemeAlt: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme 010
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026My dad spent at least a year correlating the phase of the moon and the winning lottery numbers that day 020
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I watched the Good Omens finale but I won't be watching any of it again It's long past time for anyone with a shred of decency to consign Harry Potter to the dustbin of history 010
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Breaking News: The Trump administration has entered into talks with the Democratic Republic of Congo to be the primary deportation location going forward 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026B grade real maple syrup is my tree blood of choice I do want to try the stuff aged in bourbon barrels tho 010
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I've been down to half my dose for 2 weeks now - a fast taper I can still feel when the interval between doses is too long & there's some other physical effects. They all seem to be lessening I'm also more mentally engaged in both the things I like doing & necessary things I made a good choice 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Why do I call him a chew toy? No matter how well we might get along there's some things in his life that will prevent him from burrowing too far into mine. The big one is a difference in our finances I refuse to be a meal ticket or ATM to anyone I also don't know how old he is. That matters 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Off topic I found out this person was speaking of me in a disrespectful manner regarding my physical appearance to his friend/my potential chew toy Chew toy shut it down although he admits his own curiosity about the topic It's my boobs. What chew toy doesn't know is he's only seen them minimized 100
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026No Magic this week. As an experiment I didn't post in the group chat asking who was going. Neither did anyone else I'm dealing with enough in my med changes I'm not going to put myself in unnecessary stressful situations. Not knowing who will be there is stressful I'll have to go soon to socialize 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I think it's best if I stop counting how many times I've seen "Project Hail Mary" until it leaves theaters. It's a running joke at the theater now, which I don't mind I have it on my movie server but I'm so not watching it extra times while I'm seeing it multiple times a week at the theater 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I came home from watching a movie & scoured the long neglected pieces of my air fryer that I'd left soaking. It's an unfun but necessary job I've avoided. I do still need to scrub the air fryer itself I'm not done with dishes but the sink is empty for the 1st time in too long More applause, please 000
Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I had 30 minutes before I needed to get ready to go somewhere Instead of doomscrolling I did some dishes Applause, please 011