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Gamer. Historical costumer. Proto game author. Very amateur cartographer. #TeamOrca. #TeamBear. And other stuff. rastlworld.blogspot.com

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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Tumblr post from banchie

I've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you you've lost your generic trademark privileges

The post is very popular with (at the time of the screenshot) 143 comments, 21,157 reblogs, and 34,486 likes
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Congress,
Either represent us, or stop taxing us. Signed,
We the People
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have just settled the personalities for the twins in my next story
alex from online
@leafcrunch
introducing a new alignment
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chaotic lawful. i have a strict moral
code but nobody can figure out what
the hell it is

raevenlywrites
Not to be confused with Lawful Chaotic, which is
creating as much chaos as possible by following the
letter of the law, usually to ridiculous extremes.

andy-the-anon
Thev're best friends too
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Seriously? This is a Tues 9pm showing I'll be hauling my handicapped butt up a row
A movie theater seating chart for a small theater (approximately 70 seats). There's 2 seats reserved: mine at E5 and one other person in E4. These seats are "together" in that they're separated by an armrest that can be lifted.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hey @gailsimone.bsky.social! Look who was in my Magic graveyard together! They're from my altered X-Men themed deck
Two altered Magic: The Gathering cards

Chaos Warp with Gambit
Forgotten Ancient with Rogue
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm going to flex a bit again and see Project Hail Mary on 70mm IMAX again Two reasons 1. Because its beautiful on the full screen 2. Because I can go to 1 of the 15 places in the world that has it in that format
A still from the movie "Project Hail Mary". This shows the planet Erid from about mid planet out to the rings. It's in tones of blues and greens with the rings getting brighter the farther away from the planet they are.

A detail is that this is just off vertical instead of showing them horizontal, as most ringed planets are. The cinematographer decided to do flares and other things vertically instead of the more common horizontal. Unless you know it, you don't realize what's different from so many other space movies.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And so begins a whole lotta internet searches that will severely skew my "personalized ads" Writing creates such interesting search histories and since I want to keep track I can't use private mode At least it's not the aerodynamics of a cow. Not that I need it, but it's already available
The aerodynamics of a cow. The worst places are between the ears, followed by the front shoulders. Overall they're split between pretty aerodynamic and unaffected by airflow.

It looks like they would enjoy a breezy day.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Oh @gailsimone.bsky.social ...
BAD DAY? DR PEPPER.
GOOD DAY? DR PEPPER.
STRESSED? DR PEPPER.
HAPPY? DR PEPPER.
INSPIRED? DR PEPPER.
DR PEPPER? DR PEPPER.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Screenshot for posterity
Malcandra:

You are misunderstanding
what article 2 section 4 says.
It lists the officials who are
capable of being removed
by impeachment and the
crimes for which they can be
impeached.

Those officials can be
impeached individually, but
it doesn't say that all of them
can be impeached together
in one stroke.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This should give the true difference between "filmed for IMAX" and "filmed on IMAX cameras" The square aspect ratio means letterboxes, and that means losing parts of the movie I dont know if digital IMAX suffers from this or not. I'd guess not since they're more accessible
Comparing 70mm film IMAX to a "standard screen". IMAX 70mm is a square aspect ratio so there's some big letterbox bars to fit it to a standard movie size. A guess is that there's a totally picture loss of at least 10% both top and bottom.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'm 99.9% sure this is a house flipper about to rip out this beautiful built in cabinet. Bamboo shoots under their fingernails is not a severe enough punishment for this heinous crime against architecture Theyre giving it away for free, at least
A beautiful early 1900s built in corner cabinet with tall upper glass doors and bottom closed doors. Painted white but it matches the trim so that may be forgiven. Maybe.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Zamboni!
A zamboni on an ice rink under dim red lights
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
My humble and very nad artist interpretation aka tracing of the view in question I purposely made it sketchy (pun intended) so it would be less explicit but wowza
A very quick and bad trace of the full frontal of Ser Arlan. The part in question is, well, impressive in all ways. The phrase "like a horse" would not be inappropriate. His knee is getting perilously close to making the acquaintance of that piece of anatomy. He's showing it off with a stance of shoulders back, hips forward.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Found it on Temu
A "dress" on Temu. The collar has decorative chains leading to red wrist cuffs. A center band goes down the front. The main dress is two temporary nipple rings (silicone with tension adjusters) and triangles of fabric continuing to a front skirt. There is a waistband but seems to have no back. There's matching thong underwear. I feel slightly icky describing it in alt text, to be honest.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Here's the seat maps for the opening night showings of Melenia. There's 4 seats reserved in total I'm in a red place where the flags and signs have been displayed proudly. Seems like that doesn't translate into watching this hot mess
1:15pm showing seat map. Seats F7 and F8 are reserved.4:15pm showing seap map. No seats are reserved.6:45pm showing seat map. Seats C4 and C5 are reserved.10:10pm showing seat map. No seats are reserved.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I turned around one day and saw .. this
A Yorkshire Terrier sitting in a very inelegant pose. Her back feet are spread and she's leaning forward. Her face. Oh, her face. Her mouth is open at an angle and her tongue is sticking out. Her ears are flopped forward. The flash from the camera turned her pupils yellow. She looks drunk.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Have a relapse, on me
"So, I tried making poached eggs thinking we had vinegar. Nope, never EVER make poached eggs with balsamic vinegar. This is the outcome. Demon eggs. Alien eggs or the cocoons from Gremlins. Either way .. they look horrifying.

Edit: they still taste like 'em. Just not a very pretty sight."

6 poached eggs, tinted a dark dull violet. The regular poached eggs "strings" are darker and give a very unsettling eldritch cast to them.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Always good advice
Tweet by Delilah @plemcel

"I'd fix him". I wouldn't. I'd put him in a small cardboard box and shake it very hard.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Timeline cleanse The reason I can't change into my jammies when it's lounging time
A black cat curled up (except for a rogue tail) on a pair of blue flannel pajamas, lying on a red pillow. The cat is uncaring of the distress it is causing, as cats generally are.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
A Tweet (undated) from Dan Harmon @danharmon

If I remember history correctly, we are now in a "factors leading to" paragraph before a unit where maps get super flaggy and arrowy.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A tweet from del!lah (@phemcel) July 6, 2023

"I'd fix him". I wouldn't. I'd put him in a small cardboard box n shake it very hard
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It's a tad bit windy out there
A snip of a weather app showing the wind - blowing from the west at 23 mph, gusting to 49 mph. The slider bar is just over the halfway point from "calm" to "gale".
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I made the mistake of putting something on the other end of the sofa, disturbing her slumber I think this expression is her asking where I found the audacity to do such a thing. And to put that audacity right back She was asleep again within minutes
A tuxedo cat (white chin, white socks) looking up from a cozy nest of blankets and pillows. She has a look of either complete lack of concern or complete lack of awareness of her surroundings. Either way she wears it well.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This is going to be a summary alt text. Sorry.

A Mini Marvels cartoon by 9GAG.com with Wolverine, Captain America, Spider-Man, Iron Man, The Hulk, and a female character I don't recognize. 

Wolverine uses his claws to enthusiastically slice a loaf of French bread and looks proud. Cap and Hulk look ill, tongues sticking out. Spider-Man spider sense is going off. Iron Man is leaning away from the table. Wolverine is confused by the reactions.

Female character: Dude, weren't you like, slicing up zombies with those claws last night?
Wolverine: I washed 'em!
Captain America: Man, I've never seen him wash those things. Just pops 'em back into his forearms every time.
Spider-Man: I think I'm gonna hurl.
Iron Man: I just did.
Hulk: Hulk smash puny French!
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Someone took the time to tag every character death in the books. I did read the entire series, to date, and dont recommend people do that I wouldn't call it grimdark. Warhammer 40K is grimdark. I call it more of a slog
5 stacked books (4 large trade paperbacks, 1 hardcover) with colored tags on pages. Theres dozens of tags in each book. It seems that there's more tags in every successive book.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I need to practice my cookie decorating skills so I can make these
Gingerbread persons decorated in various BDSM style outfits
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Those useless little retro appliances you get your mom that end up gathering dust before theyre donated are useful if you live alone Behold smol waffles. Just enough to satisfy the craving with no big cleanup
A dessert plate with 2 small waffles, with butter and syrup. The waffles are about 4 inches in diameter.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Proof! These are turrets (mostly) and the bases are approximately 15mm square. They designer calls them SMOL Tanks and they are indeed smol Once the silver & gold are done its touchup time then sorting them into groups for their bright colors
A variety of small tank turrets. They're primer white with silver and gold painted. There's a wet palette at the top (currently dry) with a lot of dried paint on it.

If youre really into details there's a bottle of Monument white paint in the upper left corner and 1/4 view of my eyeglasses with clip on magnifier in the lower right corner.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
A horrifying stuffed animal that's a knock-off Raphael Teenage Murant Ninja Turtle. The "mutant" aspect is apparent in the disregard for humanoid proportions.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
You know things are bad when the grocery store starts offering credit cards
The logo for Kroger on a credit card offer letter, showing a 0% intro APR
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I took a class on making cake pops. I found out: 1: I don't like making cake pops 2: I'm not good at making cake pops They're ugly but they're still cake pops. And I'll never make them again
Some rather pathetic cake pops. Some fell off the stick while dipping. Some stuck to others in the difficult to use stand so there's coating transfer and bare spots. The drizzle effect is more of a "well, i guess they tried" level on what's supposed to be candy corn. I didnt indent the ridges on the pumpkins deep enough so they filled in with chocolate to be lumpy balls. There's some squares that are the starting shape youre supposed to roll etc but I'd given up by then and square is a shape.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The cat has stolen not just a full size couch blanket but also my house hoodie. I'm always amazed that 8 pounds of freeloader can take over like this
A tuxedo cat, curled up in a ball, lying on top of a large purple blanket. A grey hoodie shows from under the blanket. There is no way to move or remove either of them without disturbing She Who Rules The House.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Timeline cleanse. Some sunset photos I took before going in to (not) see a movie
Sunset over scrubland. An orange yellow glow at the horizon with clouds in shades of dark blue and lavender. Sunset over scrubland. An orange yellow glow at the horizon with clouds in shades of dark blue and lavender. Sunset over scrubland. An orange yellow glow at the horizon with clouds in shades of dark blue and lavender. Sunset over scrubland. An orange yellow glow at the horizon with clouds in shades of dark blue and lavender.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
With alt text 2/2
We should not see Al as the enemy or the end of creation. It's simply another player in a bigger, more dynamic space. When new creative tools appear, the market doesn't shrink, it grows. More people enter, new audiences emerge, and many end up turning to real creators. Today, around 300,000 people use Al each month to generate 3D models, yet no major 3D creator or marketplace has observed a real decline in sales. The audience is expanding, not cannibalizing itself. Many of these newcomers will start with Al, but they'll discover creators next. This is an opportunity, not a threat.

I know some of you may still feel worried, and that's valid. But I want you to know: we hear you, we're listening, and we're building this with respect for your work and your future. Your art is irreplaceable. Your community is your greatest power. And our mission is to make this ecosystem bigger, stronger, and fairer together. Thank you for your trust, your passion, and your honesty.

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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
With alt text 1/2
Cyrille | Lychee Team 18:01
Hello @everyone,
As the CEO of lychee, I want to address the concerns raised following the release of Lychee Gen. You deserve clarity, and I want to be transparent with you. I know that when new technology emerges, it can feel uncomfortable. Fear is a natural reaction to change, especially when it affects something we deeply care about. But let me be clear: Lychee Gen was not created to replace creators and it never will. Creators not only have exceptional technical skills, they also have something no Al will ever replicate: their community, their voice, their style, and the unique connection they build with their audience.

Since day one, we've supported creators by offering free lifetime licenses to all artists, giving them free visibility inside our products, sharing personalized guidance and opportunities, and connecting them to the broader ecosystem. And that will never change. We've also heard your concerns about training data. Your work is your IP and it is protected. We use commercially licensed datasets that respect creator rights. Content from Lychee Library and the slicer has never been, and will never be, used to train Gen. We do not and will not ever give any user data to external Al models. No slice, no data, no exceptions.

In just a few weeks, we will launch a revolutionary new auto-support system that will allow anyone to support any model in one click. At the same time, we're working on a brand-new version of Lychee Slicer built on an unprecedented rendering engine with performance and fluidity never seen before in any slicer. Product development across the Lychee ecosystem will keep moving forward, always with creators at the center.

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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A friend of mine is part of ICEWatch in the Chicago area. Here's the latest list of vehicles with license plates. There's rumors they're illegally swapping plates daily
A list of ICE vehicles with license plate numbers

Chevrolet Tahoe Black MD 5GP8392
Chevrolet Tahoe Dark grey CA 6SAZ067
Chevrolet Tahoe White MI EAD4638
Chrysler Pacifica Red IL 4088196
Ford Expedition White IL FP310634
Jeep Wagoneer Black IL FP229242
Jeep Wagoneer Black OH KRN7667
Volkswagon unknown Silver IL FP315120
Nissan unknown Black unknown 311543
Dodge Durango White IL S688035
Dodge RAM Black NC JU1322
Ford Explorer Blue NC HBC4256
Nissan Rogue Silver unknown FP318797
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A friend if mine is in the Chicago area and is part of ICEWatch. Here's the latest vehicle identification although there's reports they're illegally (go figure) swapping plates daily
A list of ICE vehicles with license plate numbers

Chevrolet Tahoe Black MD 5GP8392
Chevrolet Tahoe Dark grey CA 6SAZ067
Chevrolet Tahoe White MI EAD4638
Chrysler Pacifica Red IL 4088196
Ford Expedition White IL FP310634
Jeep Wagoneer Black IL FP229242
Jeep Wagoneer Black OH KRN7667
Volkswagon unknown Silver IL FP315120
Nissan unknown Black unknown 311543
Dodge Durango White IL S688035
Dodge RAM Black NC JU1322
Ford Explorer Blue NC HBC4256
Nissan Rogue Silver unknown FP318797
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
From a friend in the area who's part of ICEWatch. It's the most current one they've posted
A list of identified vehicles with license plate number

Chevrolet Tahoe Black MD 5GP8392
Chevrolet Tahoe Dark grey CA 6SAZ067
Chevrolet Tahoe White MI EAD4638
Chrysler Pacifica Red IL 4088196
Ford Expedition White IL FP310634
Jeep Wagoneer Black IL FP229242
Jeep Wagoneer Black OH KRN7667
Volkswagon unknown Silver IL FP315120
Nissan unknown Black unknown 311543
Dodge Durango White IL S688035
Dodge RAM Black NC JU1322
Ford Explorer Blue NC HBC4256
Nissan Rogue Silver unknown FP318797
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Timeline cleanse. Pretty Midwest clouds.
A (well composed, if I do say so myself) of puffy clouds and blue sky over farm fields with trees in the distance. The composition is a bit off the 1/3 rule with the field taking less than 1/4 of the space but the clouds were too good not to have them fill the majority of the image.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Interesting. Until recently the android app was just named X. Now they've got this? Are nefarious changes afoot?
A screenshot of an android phone installed application list showing the X app now has the name "X (Formerly Twitter)"
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
And no one was surprised www.idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-pr...
My result of the Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth Test

The test results are shown in a 9 x 9 grid. Jock is at the top, Goth to the right, Nerd at the bottom (aren't we always?), and Prep to the left (no comment).

My result is in the 8th square, lower right in the square. The text is:

"You are 19.1% Goth, 82.7% Nerd, placing you in the True Nerd category."True Nerds are highly knowledgeable and enthusiastic about particular academic or technical subjects. Nerds are sometimes seen as being more interested in academics, technology, or other "nerdy" pursuits than in popular culture or mainstream social activities. Nerds often spend a lot of time and energy pursuing their interests, to the point where others can regard them as a bit obsessed with their hobbies.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If you see this, then I implore you to post an image from your device without context (but with ALT TEXT please).
An abomination! A blue box in the style of macaroni and cheese mix. It's official Kraft brand "mac & cheese" dummies. The candy visible through the window is dull orange yellow and shaped vaguely like pasta shells. The only possible saving grace is the note that they're (artificially) fruit flavored.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
My neighbor & her kids
Mother Robin giving the camera a photogenic but less than friendly look. She's in a nest on top of a gutter downspout which, oddly enough, has some kind of blue and white string at the base.Three baby Robin heads peeking out of a nest.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I actually signed back onto the hellsite to comment on this
Derrick Van Orden
@derrickvanorden
I will not be summoned by a bunch of @realDonaldTrump hating bitches to vote.

I will be available starting at -08:00 ish to vote.

Roll for Sanity
@RollForSanity
Your job is to vote when the vote is called, preferrably after you've read
the bill

If you think that's being a "little bitch", you're free to resign
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Here's my Magic: The Gathering Wolverine card, autographed by Cal Dodd. Mr. Dodd is the voice actor for Wolverine in almost all the cartoons I'll scan this for my proxy deck, use the unsigned one as text reference, & frame it with the other Secret Lair cards
Magic: The Gathering Marvel Secret Lair card - Wolverine, Best There Is. Autographed by Cal Dodd. A silver "Wolverine" with 2 extra lines on the W to imply claws and the signature in blue.

The Wolverine does go over a small part of the artwork but there wasn't space to avoid that. Both the silver and the blue obscure the text box.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I finished the removable seat for my walker. It's certainly not a problem job but it works & that's what matters It doesn't fold flat anymore. It's close enough to not be in the way. Much It's heavy enough to make a difference so the wheels are going to help 1/3
The walker with the bench seat in place. It's a black vinyl covered bench that fits across the cross bars of the cage walker frame.An "inside" view of the bench up against the front frame of the walker. It fills the vertical space between the cross arms and the top rails. That's the maximum width of the seat.A stylish side view with the seat in storage position against the front frame. I'm not sure what value this picture adds to the set except maybe to show that the seat extends 3 inches beyond the walker itself.The bench in place, front view. The staples are on grand display. Behind the front rail you can see 2 small blocks that work as "stops" so the seat can't slide off the side when it's in use.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
These are the restaurants featured in the Uber Eats "Craving something new?" email I received. This is also why I don't use Uber Eats or any food delivery app anymore. It's a true representation of the vast majority of places to eat around here - all fast food and franchises
A screen shot with Buffalo Wild Wings, Chipotle Mexican Grill, Cousin Vinny's Pizza, Jersey Mike's, Panera, and Domino's restaurants
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Petting the white spot on Newkitty's belly was good luck If you could do it without bleeding, you were lucky
A mostly black cat lying on its side against a wall. A small, tempting, dangerous white spot shows on his lower belly. As a bonus, his feet are against the TV stand so you see black toe beans distracting you from the shredders.
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Roll for Sanity @rollforsanity.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
New tattoo! Very arty. It got into some painful areas, which makes me dread the upcoming sleeve on the other arm a bit I'll let it heal & live with it for a month but I think I can see touchups I want already I let the tattoo artist "go with the flow" within the design concept
A fresh tattoo of an artist color wheel showing primary and secondary colors. The colors are freeform as if drawn by a brush with drips and splatters. The dividing lines are imperfect, as if painted by hand. The design has a free flowing and organic feel.
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