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Garlic in my Soul

@rollergirl.bsky.social
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If the good lord intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollerskates.

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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 11h
Give the babies a chicken
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 11h
Screaming
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 18h
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ju...
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 19h
It’s like little breadcrumbs. Totally takes away the weird flavor and texture
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 19h
I get the best targeted ads, part 49
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 21h
Do you have one??? fashion show please!
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 21h
I have made it like this a few times and it’s SO GOOD. www.howsweeteats.com/2025/10/fire...
howsweeteats.com
Fire-Roasted Tomato Soup with Crispy Quinoa.
We adore this tomato soup with crispy quinoa! My creamy tomato bisque is served with golden roasted quinoa and asiago cheese crisps. Finish it off with fresh basil ribbons - delish!
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 21h
Do you think I should get a front porch goose? I am honestly kinda surprised I don’t already have one.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 2026 ATP season is trash. Throw all these men in the garbage.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Luv 2 get my self fully worked up in a spiral and then work my car and go into work and try to act like a sane human being.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: I enjoy reading historical fiction ☺️ Also me: picks a book about a family during the Dutch resistance of nazis and has to stop away through my commute after a scene that played out exactly how one did in hometown this winter.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol sorry I meant to add this. what in the actual fuck is happening in our country. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/h...
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What in the god damn heck
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ha had a fat ass and a baby face
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn’t read it as anti-iud, more like a very weird comment about having his baby.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got mad about zipper merging and took my rage out on Next Door. A classic Rollergirl story. 🙄
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re having fridge problems so I reluctantly took the Emergency Bottle of prosecco out. I was hoping that would jinx it and cause The Emergency, but alas.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Abbott is actually a bitch at heart.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re losing the ancient texts
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, actually, he did try to hump my leg for the first time time tonight, so maybe he thinks he’s my husband 😂😂
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think he doesn‘t think much
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bbv: does Barry think he’s my dad?
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bbv, very earnestly: mama, how many more days is it until Opposite Day?
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The passenger who treated the stabber/stabbee on the plane was a dentist. There’s a joke somewhere hereabout a stereotypical dentist with a chip on his shoulder for not being treated with as much respect as a doctor Lololol
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bbv, very excitedly telling us a joke: what starts with a P and ends with an S?? Me: uh………. Bbv: THE POST OFFICE 😁
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
43 minutes to get into the factory ffs Omfg bbv just laid on the remote and accidentally turned off the tv 😫
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The mom is doing laundry the old fashioned way. What a fucking drag. That woman is a god damn soldier. I probably shouldn’t complain about having to just fold a load of laundry
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Telling bbv about the nightly news segments like “this is what we used to have to watch every night while we were STARVING and waiting for mom to make dinner, and then we would complain we hated whatever she made.” like no wonder she was always crabby
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do think the beginning credits with footage of a chocolate factory was permanently etched in my brain.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We are watching the OG Willy wonka, the pacing is so slow at the beginning, and there’s a whole ass song I have no memory of: Cheer Up Charlie. It’s an awful song.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Strategic placing in a sun slot. A genius.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the way, and freeze in individual lunch portions.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
29 oz each???
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not invisible if you were watching but ok! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u...
nytimes.com
A Quiet ICE Surge That Unfolded ‘Everywhere All at Once’ This Summer (Gift Article)
A review of dozens of incidents caught on camera sheds new light on a largely invisible crackdown.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The man is very attractive
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reposting Barry for ONLY real people, not bots. You guys don’t deserve to miss this mug.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Song = penis Wait. It’s SCHLONG.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just listened to Killing Me Softly, and you guys I think that song is about having sex
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
beeft
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why do some posts on this cursed website get picked up by bots? My poor barry boy is getting spammed 😭
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He must have worked his charm in the vet techs too
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like a time capsul!
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The symptom btw was nausea.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Only females that’s pregnent right now. Dont want to hear about past pregnancies, thanks!
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got kinda bored of Next Door for awhile but popped back in to see what happening. This is why I will never quit that stupid ass site.
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bbv: what is ravies? Me: what? Bbv: Everett said he had ravies when he was 4 because he got bit by a squirrel
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow you really missed out!
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did you ever watch Maury??
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My grandpa, who grew up on a farm in the Great Depression, would be shaking his head if he could see me 😂😂
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Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
live chatting with the vet’s office if it’s ok to give Barry his Prozac before his teeth cleaning tomorrow. What a world.
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