Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 13hDo you think I should get a front porch goose? I am honestly kinda surprised I don’t already have one. 5170
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The 2026 ATP season is trash. Throw all these men in the garbage. 000
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me: I enjoy reading historical fiction ☺️ Also me: picks a book about a family during the Dutch resistance of nazis and has to stop away through my commute after a scene that played out exactly how one did in hometown this winter. 120
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I got mad about zipper merging and took my rage out on Next Door. A classic Rollergirl story. 🙄 000
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We’re having fridge problems so I reluctantly took the Emergency Bottle of prosecco out. I was hoping that would jinx it and cause The Emergency, but alas. 070
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bbv, very earnestly: mama, how many more days is it until Opposite Day? 020
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The passenger who treated the stabber/stabbee on the plane was a dentist. There’s a joke somewhere hereabout a stereotypical dentist with a chip on his shoulder for not being treated with as much respect as a doctor Lololol 030
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bbv, very excitedly telling us a joke: what starts with a P and ends with an S?? Me: uh………. Bbv: THE POST OFFICE 😁 0101
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We are watching the OG Willy wonka, the pacing is so slow at the beginning, and there’s a whole ass song I have no memory of: Cheer Up Charlie. It’s an awful song. 120
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not invisible if you were watching but ok! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u...nytimes.comA Quiet ICE Surge That Unfolded ‘Everywhere All at Once’ This Summer (Gift Article)A review of dozens of incidents caught on camera sheds new light on a largely invisible crackdown. 020
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Reposting Barry for ONLY real people, not bots. You guys don’t deserve to miss this mug. 0110
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just listened to Killing Me Softly, and you guys I think that song is about having sex 130
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why do some posts on this cursed website get picked up by bots? My poor barry boy is getting spammed 😭 120
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Got kinda bored of Next Door for awhile but popped back in to see what happening. This is why I will never quit that stupid ass site. 260
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bbv: what is ravies? Me: what? Bbv: Everett said he had ravies when he was 4 because he got bit by a squirrel 020
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026live chatting with the vet’s office if it’s ok to give Barry his Prozac before his teeth cleaning tomorrow. What a world. 110
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Barry and I finished a doggie obedience training session. He is full of wieners and just learned how to come. 1100
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bbv was asking me about found karate and I told her I took lessons once when I was a kid And that I kicked a owod board in half with my foot 💅🏻 and she told all her friends at school 150
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m so bored by the AI topic. very tiresome. Can we move on? 020
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m procrastinating and bopping around on Google Maps, and did you know there’s an Oman enclave inside of UAE… and a UAE enclave inside of that! That’s kinda fun. 020
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For some reason as soon as my boss walked in this morning I told him this 🤦🏼♀️ 2120
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bbv is so funny and frustrating. She never jsut says “I don’t know” or I don’t remember.” She says “I don’t want to talk about that” or “I’m not going to discuss that.” (The last one was me asking what she wants for dinner) 3150
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sunning my mushrooms to get more vitamin D! an hour of sun shrooms is equivalent to 10 minutes of direct sunshine on your perinium. 🫶 170
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This dude at Costco just sat down to eat, and all be bought was a big bottle of lotion and a hot dog 3100
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s heckin wimdy out today and the temp is gonna drip to 72° tomorrow. Fall is upon us! 140
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Surely THESE unhinged comments will make everyone see how insane Trump is! 091
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026lol you’re gonna cause some trouble with this shit 130
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My hot take: stores shouldn’t advertise things as “today’s steals“ and then also complain about shoplifting. 030
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Me, asking little ice breaker questions for school: what’s your favorite season? Bbv: winter so I don’t have to go outside and can take more cat naps 081
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can’t read my own handwriting on my to do list, and was so confused by “do crimes” It was “docusigns” 3190
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When your human puts pants on for the first time today and you know that means imminent abandon 080
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I thought I was cutting this apple into a cute heart for my baby… but it turns out she’s a cat and that was a rat heart. 1100
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Working from home today, moved to the couch with a pill for my laptop to watch some tennis, but I’ve been blocked. 120
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Bbv is doing a time honored childhood tradition: making her toys kiss. Today it’s Chase and Rubble 😂 050
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My child, my precious beautiful angel child who has never slept in past 6:15 in her entire life, had a sleepover at my folks’ house and slept in till 7:30 1100
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Rollerboy ws out of town for less than 48 hours but I still managed to eat tortilla chips for 4 straight meals 👸 090
Garlic in my Soul @rollergirl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Guess who has the absolute nerve to show up at the fucking state fair, wearing stupid little cowboy hats. 040
