Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The worst people you know are really into Pokemon cards and ChatGPT right now. 001 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So glad everyone is waking up to how miserable Netflix’s original programming is. I don’t trust anyone obsessed with true crime content. It’s so disingenuous and gross, easily the most offensive and creatively dry form of mainstream entertainment. 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mark my words, if I move back next year, I will do my absolute best to never miss a Blizzcon again. I need to be there man, these are my people 😭 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Spent the day screaming over Blizzcon and flooding my friends’ Discord server with all the cool news… And just no one cares 😭💔 this was SUCH a good Blizzcon too 😞 110 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026All you guys and your long Church shorts, tucked in shirts, and Birkenstocks don’t FUCKING impress me!! 001 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Can’t even say I’d be excited for a new Smash Bros game considering all the fanboys will do nothing but beg for more guests over actual Nintendo characters 🥲 I might eat these words if the rumors prove to be true with this Direct, but still to this day Smash 4 > Smash Ultimate 100 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s hard to pick the top spot, but out of all the bands that I love, MCR definitely has to be a contender for worst merchandise designs. Ever since they started running this Black Parade reboot tour/line, all their shit has suuuuuuucked lol 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Some things may still be irking me, but it’s nice to see so many positive things happening lately. Queens of the Stone Age announcing their new album, the outpour of love and positivity for Dolly Parton, Shawn from Mega64 fulfilling a lifelong dream today. Life is great! 😊 010 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Letterboxd’s “Lists” feature is so messed up from a browsing standpoint. It’s impossible to find an interesting curated list for any genre of movies, solely because the most liked lists that appear on the top are always “Random Movie Roulette” or some other inflated bullshit. 100 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Anyone else look at winter pictures during the summer and think “Wow, I look so stupid,” all layered and bundled up from the cold? God, I hate the winter 😭 I’m so sad summer is pretty much over now. 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026There is never a good enough way to end and say goodbye to summer 😭💔 A one week vacation is not enough lol 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is exactly what I mean… THE MOVIE WAS A CONTAINED STORY WITH NIKKI ONLY TERRORIZING THE FRIEND GROUP IN THE MOVIE HOW DOES THAT TRANSLATE TO HER NEEDING TO BE AT HORROR NIGHTS????? So sick of hearing about this movie lol 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Strangely, the older I get, the more enticing surfing seems… which is weird considering how terrified I used to be of the ocean. I used to say “I’d rather slam hard on concrete skating than risk drowning or dealing with ocean life,” but these days, I can’t help but envision myself out on a wave lol 001 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I like poking fun at KPOP because (like everything else) it’s funny to me… but this is legit so bad ass of BTS to do this. Big props to them! 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 31/07/2026INCREDIBLY FUNNY joke that NEVER EVER gets old: saying “DAMN FOR FREE?!?!” anytime you see anyone’s feet HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Gotta get back to the way it used to be youtu.be/AKnGu3lJpYI?...youtu.beGreen Day - Suffocate - [HQ]YouTube video by BunczucznyKKS 100 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 28/07/2026ONLY LOSERS LEAVE PEOPLE ON READ AND HAVE 100000 UNREAD NOTIFICATIONS FROM THEIR FRIENDS. COULDNT FUCKING BE ME!!!!! 😤 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Really want to get Splatoon Raiders after seeing all the cool fan art for it. Seriously happens with every Splatoon game lol 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 22/07/2026When did liking movies start becoming so pretentious? 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Why do I always see pictures or hear stories of my relatives out drinking… but whenever they’re out with me it’s always some “I don’t drink,” or “I quit drinking,” bullshit 😔 100 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I’m so worried for tomorrow’s mid-season patch 😭 I really hope they don’t ruin Shion and make her clunkier to play. 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I can’t stand people that always write about their achievements using that cutesy sort of general malaise towards life’s difficulties. The people who post about buying a house or getting a new job but quickly undercut it with “Still trying to figure out this whole life thing out teehee xD” Fuck off 100 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The one thing I hate about living here in Japan is whenever I have to interact with other foreign residents when I’m out with friends 😭 I always get suckered into entertaining those dorks somehow with the “How long have you been here?” bullshit instead of talking about yakuza shit with my friends 🙃 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 03/07/2026No one I know cares enough to humor me so I fear that I’m just going to fall in love with the first girl that’s willing to talk about Overwatch with me 😔 110 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Since it might possibly be my last year living in Japan (starting next month), I’m going to start a thread of funny or cute things my students have said to me. Picture unrelated 🤪 210 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Everyone complaining about the new CityWalk security bubble because they can’t plan accordingly are a bunch of little bitches. 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Stayed up until 3AM for Shion’s release and played until 5. Flipped a coin to see if I should ditch work or not, ended up having to suck it up and teach five classes on two hours of sleep. Felt like the longest day ever, but I’m finally free to play all damn night. Wish it was the weekend though :/ 100 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I need this piece from the Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem ride so bad. Seriously, please, at the very least a print would do. I’d hang it proudly above my headboard. 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I had zero idea everyone were such big soccer fans. 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Shion looks so damn good! The fact that she’s an Omnic with modifications to look more human is so damn cool for the story. Community complaints are making zero sense. They’re cool that Sojourn received cybernetic enhancements, but the implications if an Omnic does it is blasphemous? Boooooooooo. 211 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I loved Obsession. It was an 11/10 movie and it jumped to the top of my horror favorites. I’m also exhausted of seeing it legit everywhere. I’m trying not to let the overexposure to it and overhype tarnish my enjoyment of it, but man is it fucking EVERYWHERE. 100 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It’s a fucking sin that America gets Minions & Monsters a whole month earlier than Japan… AND NONE OF MY STUPID FRIENDS ARE GONNA GO SEE IT. THEY ARE SO FUCKING PRIVILEGED AND UNGRATEFUL 😤 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The next person that says “it’s not that serious bro,” to me is getting punched in the ear. 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 26/05/2026It’s hard to describe just how much Overwatch has meant to my life over the last ten years. I’m so thankful for all the precious memories the game has brought me and I can’t wait for what’s next. HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY!!! 😭❤️ “The world could always use more heroes.” 010 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It’s none of my business, but I can’t fathom how some people can break off a years-long relationship and then almost immediately jump into something new with someone else. It’s not even a case of rebounding being ethical or not, it’s more a question of “How did you even find someone again so soon?!” 100 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I cannot for the life of me imagine why someone my age who grew up in LA would listen to country music. Just the thought of it makes me sick… 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Heartbreaking end for the Bruins 😭💔 BUT… I’m so happy to be back watching hockey again after so many years 🥰 Can’t wait for next season, I know we can continue to turn it around and make an even better run for the Cup! Not sure who to root for for the rest of the Playoffs now 🤔 Ducks? Flyers? 000 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 01/05/2026People getting needlessly mad over the new Resident Evil trailer because they don’t have Leon or Chris or because it’s snowing when RE2 didn’t have snow is my sign that I need to get off the internet. Negativity and stupidity are worse viruses than anything the RE universe could manufacture. 100 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 01/05/2026CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED OMG NEW SIDEQUEST FOUND THAT’S A VIBE YOU’RE SO UNHINGED I LOVE THAT FOR YOU SPILL THE TEA GOAT YOU DROPPED THIS KING TYPE SHIT ON GOD 000 0
Reposted by RolanSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Super Mario Sunshine contains a mysterious Threefold Unobtainable Water Bottle during the Mecha-Bowser battle that is protected from being obtained by three successively insurmountable protections for an unknown reason. 351824304 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Between zero interest in the current round of games, big business and Saudi power ruining major tournaments and developer decisions, and nonstop dramatic esports production bullshit pulling the focus away competition, the FGC is borderline unrecognizable to me these days. 110 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 27/04/2026LA Kings are such a sad team. Couldn’t even catch a live broadcast game on the weekend here in Japan because they got swept so fast :/ 100 0
Reposted by RolanMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Kansai Airport's mascot is a young plane named Sorayan. 151756497 0
Reposted by RolanCheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 20/04/2026Only video on the website is Geoff Keighley. 37010 0
Rolan @rolanthehero.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I miss the days when music fandom wasn’t so vitriolic and cultish and it was only me talking to my small circle about how much I hate Japandroids or some shit. Nowadays I have to see that shit everywhere and it’s like… ten times more mean and unfounded. 100 0
Reposted by RolanMΔDDiE @miyaneatworld.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Grace doodle #ResidentEvilRequiem #RE9 71487409 0
