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Roland 🦦

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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 13h
Whaaaaaaaat
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 13h
Not into these mid game interviews…don’t break the fourth wall
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 13h
I absolutely love my kids asking me what these boner pills are at every single commercial break. It’s my favorite thing.
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 14h
They did the thing!
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 14h
Operation Dumbo Drop for Tax Purposes
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Reposted by Roland 🦦
Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Gasoline-only cars now make up just 49% of global new vehicle sales, down from 73% in 2021: electrek.co/2026/10/05/g...
electrek.co
Gas cars fall below 50% of global new car sales for the first time
Gas cars made up 49% of global new car sales in the first half of 2026, down from 73% in 2021. But hybrids are taking as much share as EVs.
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 20h
Amsterdam Echo is a psyop
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My take on the Shane Gillis matter is that it’s just bad comedy. A more talented comic could get away with essentially the same jokes without incident
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“I’m only here for the family health insurance” - Jake Bauers, NLCS hero
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
West LA Fadeaway, I see what you did there
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It couldnt be more obvious who the truck is rooting for
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Playing Snell off with Tweprise 🤌🤌🤌🤌
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Faaaaaa!!!
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Work a walk…
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Cmon, one timmmmeee
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I really want this game to decided by the first pitch
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
NMAMSTWRFS
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They can’t keep getting away with this
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bro, I literally just spied wings of reason on yonder precipice, and she already alighted. Don’t know what to tell you
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Never in doubt #crew
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Make him pay Mitchell
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Freddie Freeman asking about the plunge pool at the White Lotus hotel
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At this point, Billy’s got more torches than a Charlottesville parade
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The easiest way to determine if someone is irreversibly jaded is to ask them what they think of Loving Cup
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
ALT: Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First time seeing Bill? Wow, v cool
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*was
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think I’ve finally accepted that Chrome is an absolute trash browser
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Snow keeps falling down on Michigan
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bernie Brewer Flag
ALT: Bernie Brewer Flag
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zuck product logos all feel clammy like Zuck himself
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Surreal evening in Etown
NU Stadium
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They even hired the EMG artist to do the poster as a little tribute
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad we never got Goontz era Orebolo
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same, a special memory
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crying into an empty cereal bowl (to avoid added sugars)
Cortez Cortez
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My next best guess is that his mom saved the action figures for him and it’s a sentimental attachment
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Curious how Billy has an affinity for He-Man given his age…was it syndicated on Cartoon Network in the late ‘90s?
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh
11/28/94
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RIP Gonzo 😔 grateful I got to experience it, bummed the financial incentives didn’t line up for it to work as an alternative to all-inclusive fests
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶 Guess I’m one of those…
You’ve not been selected
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Angry Angry Kid
ALT: Angry Angry Kid
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s where I started the morning fwiw
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes! The Loser thing exactly…Hunter is just, I can’t sometimes
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve settled on an interpretation of Mississippi half step where the narrator doesn’t actually make good on leaving, despite framing it as easy, and it all amounts to a wishful daydream
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hot take (?): Gonesville is one of the best tracks ever released by a ~70yo artist
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GA is half that, so just grousing. I just hate being on time for the presale and the good seats are all $$$$
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fire sale on 33 merch
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Want to see Jarrod solo, but man $85 feels steep
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Roland 🦦 @rolandrood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Angine x Tim Hortons collab we’ve been waiting for
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