Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026See his weasel language though creates a loophole: "all" adult Americans, not "each" adult American. 🤷♀️ So it's one $5K check split 350M ways. 011
Reposted by RokeyMonkeytime @tmorman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Art lovers: the new special exhibit at the Baltimore Museum of Art, a fantastic survey of Baltimore photos going back to the 1840s and opening this weekend, has a free Community Day today. 122
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The amount of time it took me to understand this image OMG 😂 210
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fucking over future generations with a cheeky smile, the Republican way 010
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I dunno - Iran Contra was kind of a big deal. In a clear-eyed society it would be considered treason. 71238
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's a measure of how low we have sunk that this gormless muppet is actually floated for '28 072
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If the only thing that comes out of this day is learning the burn "fuckbilled twatypus" I will be content 3653
Reposted by RokeyChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just arrived in the Middle East. I’m the first Democrat to be in the region since the war began. I’m here to view war damage, talk to our partners about the impact of the war, and meet with those who are working to end the conflict. 701128227
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why would anyone trust Zuckerberg with anything? I deleted Facebook 10 years ago and haven't missed it at all. 1186
Reposted by Rokeyzach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026can it be…the perfect signed scary framed print for halloween… extrafabulous.shop/products/sca...extrafabulous.shop"Scary As Hell" 5x7 Signed Framed PrintA 5x7 print of a comic in a shitty lil frame, crammed up your mailbox. A great gift for ur friends…Want a special message on it? i can also wrap it for u… 0505
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Smoke up, Johnny" whenever the state of everything is getting on top of me so I have a 2,000 calorie dessert 261
Reposted by RokeySenator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 02/10/2026Gross. How much creepy behavior does Patel have to get caught in before he gets booted?newrepublic.comKash Patel Caught With Suspected Double Agent at Alina Habba’s WeddingThe FBI director was spotted in a photo with an FBI informant suspected of being a double agent. 981128507
Reposted by RokeySenator Jeff Merkley @merkley.senate.gov · 02/10/2026Trump’s arch is a monumental mistake, and I’ll fight like hell to block it. 19319123
Reposted by RokeyHillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump's economy in two headlines. 632006686
Reposted by RokeySenator Tim Kaine @kaine.senate.gov · 02/10/2026Eight years ago today, the Saudi government directed the brutal murder of Jamal Khashoggi, a Virginia resident and journalist dedicated to shining a light on the truth. As we honor his memory and courage, we must fight for accountability and defend press freedom worldwide. 19627176
Reposted by RokeyHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Theo Von: Why did you wanna be mayor? Mayor Mamdani: Both a love of the city, but also a frustration with the leaders of the city talking about the problems like there was nothing they could do about it. The thing about being the mayor is you actually have tools that you can use to help people 48318
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh we know about him - but the other 19,999 people whose names they struck? Horrific. 100
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is how you do it, @govwesmoore.bsky.social - now ban datacenters. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...washingtonpost.comMaryland becomes first state to ban dynamic pricing in grocery storesThe measure comes as households are struggling with rising costs. 022
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I personally don't think people should endure maximum discomfort while at work. I like shopping at Aldi (and in the UK) because the check-out clerks can sit down. WTF is wrong with this country??? 010
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is some real Keystone Kops stuff right here #GiftLink wapo.st/4ACHFOZwapo.stFlorida county discovers mysterious Flock cameras with no obvious ownerOfficials say they don’t know who installed the controversial cameras or how the data was being used. Residents are unnerved. 030
Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No word of a lie here. When we adopted the twins I bought $200 worth of cat toys and beds. Their favorite toy? The velcro cord keepers from all of our electronics. Their favorite bed? A re-usable Aldi bag. (The LOVE that Aldi bag and it has to remain on the floor at all times) 😂 150
Reposted by RokeyKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Shirl Garcia came up to me in Greeley with the most amazing jacket, asking if I would wear it on TV and tell her father’s story. 51860133
Reposted by RokeyCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pennsylvania reports 5th measles-associated death as outbreak continues. Cases in the state, home to the country’s largest ongoing measles outbreak, have climbed to 943 across 39 counties. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...washingtonpost.comPennsylvania reports 5th measles-associated death as outbreak continuesCases in the state, home to the country’s largest ongoing measles outbreak, have climbed to 943 across 39 counties. 17227111
Reposted by RokeyJen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college. 542020633