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Rokey

@rokey.bsky.social
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OG KHive. Highly-educated cat bed. A solution in search of a problem. Rabidly anti-AI, anti-crypto.

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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 11h
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 12h
Good things happen in threes, y'all. This is #1....🤞
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Rebecca 🦋 @rebecca79903973.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See his weasel language though creates a loophole: "all" adult Americans, not "each" adult American. 🤷‍♀️ So it's one $5K check split 350M ways.
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Monkeytime @tmorman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Art lovers: the new special exhibit at the Baltimore Museum of Art, a fantastic survey of Baltimore photos going back to the 1840s and opening this weekend, has a free Community Day today.
Classic elderly white woman with a fabulous beehive hairdo sits in front of a half dozen bingo cards on a table with a Styrofoam cup and a cigarette in an ashtray.Young Black girl with a big smile as she holds up a white Barbie doll while leaning on a sidewalk pole.Jagged abstract angles in a black and white photo of the renowned Baltimore white marble steps. The photo is turned vertically so you don't notice right away the shapes are a row of marble steps leading up to row house doors.Hanging rectangular screens of varying sizes show projected images of closeups of a building facade in a darkened room.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're my new favorite evil genius 😂
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like: what kind of fucked-up avocado toa---- oh.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The amount of time it took me to understand this image OMG 😂
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Half of the current SCOTUS lied to Congress 🤷‍♀️
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fucking over future generations with a cheeky smile, the Republican way
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This post won the weekend
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So hard to choose a favorite.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean if we're splitting hairs 😐
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insanity 😡
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dunno - Iran Contra was kind of a big deal. In a clear-eyed society it would be considered treason.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SRsly how is he not dead
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a measure of how low we have sunk that this gormless muppet is actually floated for '28
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If the only thing that comes out of this day is learning the burn "fuckbilled twatypus" I will be content
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Precious.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just arrived in the Middle East. I’m the first Democrat to be in the region since the war began. I’m here to view war damage, talk to our partners about the impact of the war, and meet with those who are working to end the conflict.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mother of Pearl but he's good at this
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guin surrenders (to sleep) 🥰 #Caturday
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Funny, but not true
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why would anyone trust Zuckerberg with anything? I deleted Facebook 10 years ago and haven't missed it at all.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can it be…the perfect signed scary framed print for halloween… extrafabulous.shop/products/sca...
extrafabulous.shop
"Scary As Hell" 5x7 Signed Framed Print
A 5x7 print of a comic in a shitty lil frame, crammed up your mailbox. A great gift for ur friends…Want a special message on it? i can also wrap it for u…
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣🤣
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Smoke up, Johnny" whenever the state of everything is getting on top of me so I have a 2,000 calorie dessert
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 02/10/2026
Gross. How much creepy behavior does Patel have to get caught in before he gets booted?
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Kash Patel Caught With Suspected Double Agent at Alina Habba’s Wedding
The FBI director was spotted in a photo with an FBI informant suspected of being a double agent.
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Senator Jeff Merkley @merkley.senate.gov · 02/10/2026
Trump’s arch is a monumental mistake, and I’ll fight like hell to block it.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump's economy in two headlines.
CNN Business: The US economy added just 29,000 jobs last month and the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.2%. 

ABC News: Households will pay more for energy because of Trump's policy changes
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Senator Tim Kaine @kaine.senate.gov · 02/10/2026
Eight years ago today, the Saudi government directed the brutal murder of Jamal Khashoggi, a Virginia resident and journalist dedicated to shining a light on the truth. As we honor his memory and courage, we must fight for accountability and defend press freedom worldwide.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Theo Von: Why did you wanna be mayor? Mayor Mamdani: Both a love of the city, but also a frustration with the leaders of the city talking about the problems like there was nothing they could do about it. The thing about being the mayor is you actually have tools that you can use to help people
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And yet he continues to carry water for Trump. 🙄
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh we know about him - but the other 19,999 people whose names they struck? Horrific.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is how you do it, @govwesmoore.bsky.social - now ban datacenters. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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Maryland becomes first state to ban dynamic pricing in grocery stores
The measure comes as households are struggling with rising costs.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huh I wonder whose money they're using 🤔
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I personally don't think people should endure maximum discomfort while at work. I like shopping at Aldi (and in the UK) because the check-out clerks can sit down. WTF is wrong with this country???
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh get your shit together Michigan
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's bonkers
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They love it
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is some real Keystone Kops stuff right here #GiftLink wapo.st/4ACHFOZ
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Florida county discovers mysterious Flock cameras with no obvious owner
Officials say they don’t know who installed the controversial cameras or how the data was being used. Residents are unnerved.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No word of a lie here. When we adopted the twins I bought $200 worth of cat toys and beds. Their favorite toy? The velcro cord keepers from all of our electronics. Their favorite bed? A re-usable Aldi bag. (The LOVE that Aldi bag and it has to remain on the floor at all times) 😂
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are a sick and dangerous country
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shirl Garcia came up to me in Greeley with the most amazing jacket, asking if I would wear it on TV and tell her father’s story.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pennsylvania reports 5th measles-associated death as outbreak continues. Cases in the state, home to the country’s largest ongoing measles outbreak, have climbed to 943 across 39 counties. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
washingtonpost.com
Pennsylvania reports 5th measles-associated death as outbreak continues
Cases in the state, home to the country’s largest ongoing measles outbreak, have climbed to 943 across 39 counties.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college.
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