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Rokey

@rokey.bsky.social
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OG KHive. Highly-educated cat bed. A solution in search of a problem. Rabidly anti-AI, anti-crypto.

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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 4h
The most pathetic losers in the world are making decisions for all of us
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 4h
Whoever created this graphic clearly has never owned a cat
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I despise what we are becoming
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I cannot be blamed for having completely forgotten about Trump Mobile. Did those fools ever get their phones?
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How reassuring to have such stalwart leadership is these uncertain times
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The corruption is becoming boringly repetitive
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My kitty overlord is displeased
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I appear to be a lovely person
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The elusive deer-cow/cow-deer
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
POV your cat has licked one cracker but you don't know which one. How to proceed 🤔
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Precious.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guin surrenders (to sleep) 🥰 #Caturday
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huh I wonder whose money they're using 🤔
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I personally don't think people should endure maximum discomfort while at work. I like shopping at Aldi (and in the UK) because the check-out clerks can sit down. WTF is wrong with this country???
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh get your shit together Michigan
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They love it
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are a sick and dangerous country
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My co-worker is slacking off completely again 🙄
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys, it's cuddle season officially 🥰
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jump scare at the farmer's market
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess I'll have to wait to put the duvet cover back on 🥰 #Caturday
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Things are going great
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@alsobrooks.senate.gov Why didn't you vote????
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In which a gormless right-wing shill pretends not to know the difference between a city mayor and Congressional leadership.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a real editorial on today's @washingtonpost.com
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It should serve as a warning that Trump thinks "national security" is a golden ticket to whatever he wants, from bunker ballrooms to arsenal arches.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some of us still hew to the Olde Wayes
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can't get over how stupid these look.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cats aren't allowed on tables 🙄 #Caturday
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Arthur endorses this message
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So there will be three fewer transcription services at useless WH briefings. I fail to see the loss here; there are other ways of reporting.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If anyone remembers the Whole Foods asparagus water scandal, you will realize how many layers of idiocy are contained in this article. Maybe if Amazon PAID THEIR WORKERS A LIVING WAGE they wouldn't need social safety nets and measly discounts to survive. *screams endlessly*
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Huh. 7:09am. May be the earliest I have ever experienced complete disgust fatigue.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In which the @washingtonpost.com once again launders a racist scumbag with kicky nomenclature.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But I thought it was just a dear friend's gift? 🤔
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *gasp* ahahhahahahahhahahhahahahaha hhahahaha sure.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's a metaphor in here somewhere
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm still not convinced he's not dead
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Though I ask her a thousand times a day how she is so precious, she never tells me 🥹
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When your cat has a Swiffer for a tail
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who, me? #Caturday
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This feels like an ADA fail: yes you can have a curb cut-out for a wheelchair but you'll have to go over a speedbump to reach it 🤔
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There is no cat in this photo
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Highly recommend growing cat grass in a microgreens tray - it's been a big hit
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🥹🥰
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So he's flat-out bribing people. Given that he's never kept an campaign promise in his life I hope nobody's falling for this
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Interesting ad placement on @washingtonpost.com this a.m.
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So I grew some cat grass in a microgreens tray and... let's just say Arthur likes it
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Rokey @rokey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Arthur is happy to oblige
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