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Roj (Parody)

@rojparody.bsky.social
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He/Him. Grumpy bastard. 43. Happily married, Fulham fan, drum & bass DJ & producer. Doom Metal listener. hearthis.at/djparody

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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 17h
"Studies have found that those carrying blades for self protection are way more likely to hurt people with their blade than those who don't carry one." NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!! #PoliceInteceptors
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Some #drumfunk #dnb #jungle for you. 01: Opius - No More Pain (Evasion Remix) 02: Fanu - Weight Of Water 03: Juxt - Gaiju 04: Gremlinz x Jesta - For To Say 05: RAVEDEATH1993 - Amy 06: DJ Trax - Thoughts Unheard 07: Rozzer - Fire In Space hearthis.at/djparody/lun...
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Lunch Breaks - Funkin Drums
by DJ Parody on hearthis.at | Drum & Bass
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You know those mornings when you want to scream, cry, go back to sleep, and not wake up for a few more days? Yeah...
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The heating has had to go on. Booooooooo
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I definitely miss it. Had the pleasure of playing in a few. Could definitely do with a few more. Thanks for locking though!
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wish I was in a cavernous space with a massive system... the dream! Hava
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Change of plan... 5pm (UK) start for a 4 hour special!!
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm back on www.theundergroundlair.fr this evening at 7pm (UK time) with a ruckus selection featuring some forthcoming tunes from me, some upcoming bits from some excellent producers/labels, a few recent releases, and some favourites. If you like dark #dnb #drumnbass / #techstep, come and join us.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I just read their description. That's a massive 'nope' from me!
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#ACAB
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh dear, someone braved it!
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Depends who you gave it to...
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a Football Manager re-gen name, isn't it?
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A fair bit, thank you. A gap away from taking the two offending meds is helping.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sent four tracks off to different people for approval today. Nothing new, but finishing touches to existing ones. Two need minor tweaks, all four will be played on radio this Sunday as a deck test.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alvin is a prick
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
By all accounts the ref did not consent to the move, and the lack of medical staff on site should be being investigated as well
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm done with being unwell, now. Stomach cramps and abdominal pain sucks.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why?
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On antibiotics for lurgy. They forgot to tell me to stop taking another med as the combination can seriously fuck up your stomach. Guess who's woken up with severe stomach cramps and a high temperature? Fuuuuuuuuck. Back to bed.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck Danny Trejo and Harvey Keitel.
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Colin Smith @welcometotsavo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#AllMen
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had an ulcer on my tongue and a bit of a sore throat. Sneezed... lost my voice! What the hell?
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Impromptu cover session on The Underground Lair from the top of the hour (2pm-4pm UK time). Come and join me and hit the chat room. www.theundergroundlair.fr
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks, @starcurl.bsky.social, for introducing me to this. First time getting above 6! 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Oct 4 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 Score: 9/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk
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Quiz of the Day | Daily General Knowledge Quiz
The UK's premier online general knowledge quiz. Challenge friends and colleagues with our 10-question daily quiz. Original & hand-curated trivia since 2015.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That, and he's a Trump supporter...
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp being so paranoid is hilarious! #CelebrityTraitors
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Colin Smith @welcometotsavo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder: #Disturbed frontman #DavidDraiman autographed IDF munitions.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty much. The precedent set for other clubs over the last decade suggests anything less than a 40 point deduction is a mockery, but we'll see!
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aye. If it was a normal company, HMRC and government would be involved, they'd be wound up, and people in charged would face charges / disqualification from running a company. I'm expecting this punishment to be so small in comparison. 🤷‍♀️
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It took a LOT of reading to get to that! Thankfully, the main article on BBC simplifies a lot of it, and shows some the actual figures. There's also stuff about paying people through different means to avoid their wages being on the books properly. A lot of fuckery, to be fair.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And some childish fans of clubs like Man Utd are saying "we should be given the title they won when we were only good enough to be 2nd". So, lots of whining all round!
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And used those to go from a basic team to really successful. They've been found guilty on 115 charges of rule breaks (a lot around non-cooperation) and could face massive punishment (fines, point deductions, relegation) and be stripped of titles they won. Other clubs seeking legal advice.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City are owned by the Saudi state. They published exceptional sponsorship income (over £100m in some seasons) but actually only got "normal" amounts (around £11m-£16m) with the rest paid by the Saudi's. Basically cheated around Financial Fair Play so they could buy awesome players...
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, they're learning young..
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New bed or new mattress requires new bedding. Fact.
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Matt D (he/Him) @legionaod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Corey Taylor not content with teaming up with Radke but having Manson as the sub-headliner for Slipknot at Wembley. All respect for that man out of the window.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck Corey Taylor
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slipknot, Lorna Shore and Hatebreed coming to Wembley = fucking tempting. Then see Mar*lym M*ns*n on the bill. Fuck right off. Bunch of cunts.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not gonna spoil it. Star Baker was a bit of a surprise, but that's about it.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A few of them looked stunning. One looks very specifically dodgy!!
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You will be doubling down on that quite quickly...
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh. And Timezone by B-Key!!!
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That cover sends my mind straight to the Godfather / Danger release. Such a good label.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top release!
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need my Discover feed to be more light-hearted stuff, music, and general good vibes. Too much US politics and football. May actually have to block the names of two teams cos I'm fucking fed up of reading about them.
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Roj (Parody) @rojparody.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So does Leeds. North of England for t'win!
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