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Roger Vaillancourt

@rogerjva.bsky.social
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Professional explicator and maker of soothing sounds. I'd rather make furniture than go to midnight mass. Author of "The Inaccessible Rail" (2026) (PREORDER! malarkeybooks.com/store/inaccessibl…) and "Un-ruined" (2022) from Malarkey Books

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 31m
A masterclass in image+ALT
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 38m
Pileated woodpeckers, on the other hand, are mere anarchists
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 2h
Is this one of those yes/no question riddles like "a man was found dead in a phone booth, how did he die?"
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 5h
As he was an avid lepidopterist, I trust Vladimir had an entomological perspective just deep enough to render this opinion soundly
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 5h
Jesus, that 18" high trip-hazard guardrail on the edge of the sheer drop off the corncob building!
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 5h
Some classic sweaty dance-punk deep in the pocket
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 7h
archive.ph/OzVNp
archive.ph
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 15h
Truly a noble gas
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 15h
The people's popemobile
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 17h
How is Mister Onion doing? Its good to see him!
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 18h
The Stone Tape (1972) Rabbit Trap (2025)
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 19h
Sickos meme, but in French:
Oui...hon hon hon...OUI!
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 19h
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I Would Like To Hear It Gibbl3z
Alt: I Would Like To Hear It
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 19h
Consultation from TimeCube, LLC
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 19h
Coleoptera = sheath wing
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 20h
Gotta open the garage doors (elytra) for the wings
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 22h
I'm sure this fellow is running with the bulls and dancing with live asps in revival tents and slamming horse with street poets and just living the fullest life imaginable. Right? Must be.
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 22h
So sorry for your loss.
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 22h
If you still have your RSA key fob from 2002, that can be used as a third factor instead.
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 22h
Since your phone is traditionally your second authentication factor, you'll need to approve its use as first authentication factor by going to your laptop, normally your first authentication factor, but in this case your second, to approve the access to your phone.
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 22h
Jerry Colonna still kills
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 23h
I always have a kind of "Glen Canyon Dam/Lake Powell" geographic word salad situation in my head whenever I see his name
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Geroge, the eastern European cousin to George
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Machinehead by Bush? That is not inappropriate
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Geroge Costanza: "The crazy shop called, and they're running out of you"
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alito struggles to understand why the country has gone "no contact" with him, when he's done nothing wrong
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The rhetoric is a reflection of how the public trust has already undermined by THE ACTIONS OF THE COURT
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How your email finds Fred
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what is best in life
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It might be argued that you're getting *the most important thing* done.
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WPL?
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chauncey Gardiner's January Sixth
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ask your doctor if Viterbo may be right for you
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"While you enjoy your Großer Schwarzer Mokka, please take care that you have not parked in the personalized spot marked for Anh. Your vehicle will be towed."
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love all this intense putting on of airs, and then only later notice that the establishment is located in...Lynnwood? Lynnwood WA? In a strip mall next to a "Nails and Waxing" salon
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's just the two of them? So she's the copilot if anything happens?
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Malarkey @malarkeybooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Give this a listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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Imaginary Worlds
Podcast Episode · Malarkey Public Radio · October 1 · 41m
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The second comma that saved a human life
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Named after an Italian General no less
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Make them work the pit end of the whipsaw for their affrontery
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A good, stolid, unionist biscuit. Not to be confused with a "social tea," which is a bourgeois cookie.
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That whine? Either jet plane descending from 12,000ft or hybrid car coming out of the parking garage
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The wimple of delight
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stoat set it up, but ferret does most of the talking, interspersed with leaping in a circle and bobbing his head like a dipping bird.
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still mildly shook by Duncan Sheik's passing. Too young
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The overton window like a hula hoop on the man
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Perhaps you are not following @dieworkwear.bsky.social?
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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OK but that's worse
Alt: Chidi from The Good Place saying "OK but that's worse. You do get how that's worse, right?"
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