roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Always been a fan of “what’s the difference between god and a federal district judge? God doesn’t think he’s a federal district judge” 0414
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The mall goths are right, The Nightmare Before Christmas is a certified banger 020
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Vote early, vote often, that’s the Chicago way 010
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I do it for myself, but I hope the anthropomorphic version of Copilot appreciates it 020
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was saying something similar to my wife about bringing some barbarity of it back because the sanitizing of the state murdering someone lets us wash our hands of what is a very brutal act 151
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What was that arm and hammer kitty litter commercial? 000
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think meeting for coffee is different than bringing your own coffee, like we can meet for coffee and you not get anything and that’s fine vs showing up to the interview with my iced coffee that’s gonna sweat everywhere and make my hands clammy 070
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I follow a guy on TikTok who goes mt Mr. Global, he’s an oil and gas guy and they have started putting check your sources notes on his videos talking about the price of fuel 050
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think they’re just totally down the well Fox News Grandpas 0261
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I wonder if they could do an alternate canons thing kinda like how they have wow forever which is going to be different than wow retail somehow. I guess I have invented comic book timelines from first principles 000
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I always like the “joke” of what’s the difference between god and a federal judge? God doesn’t think he’s a federal judge. 000
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Great at taking bites out of the field 000
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I get that this is the first game in Austrians but it feels like a much larger deal than the season opener last night 001
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Idk that there’s a better casting decision to be made in the entire movie. Everyone is perfect 020
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I miss the long boi on the packers, he had a hell of a leg 030
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The man is a living breathing cartoon character 010
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It’s great to be a French peasant sometimes (subsisting on nothing but bread and butter) 010
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I hope he puts it together he was always right there but couldn’t quite get it 001
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The packers need another deceptively quick receiver 000
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026And weren’t they in the acquisition spree to feed gamepass to add more content which then they needed more studios to add more content to feed game pass and then they 0140
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026For real they gotta put the shit in the water for all the additional benefits 010
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Whenever I read people shitting on glp-1s I know they’ve never been fat fat because I think if you have and you get on one it’s a night and day difference. IMO get on it as fast as you can not for health reasons but because you feel so much better 010
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A universal truth that being 17 sucks ass 0120
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 10/08/2026www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8nCJcVa/ Dudes rocktiktok.comKnife Throwing Machine #3dprinting #engineering #physics #electronicsTikTok video by quintbuilds 010
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Did you see that punt? That’s what we’ve been missing these months 010
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It is Methadone Football time! Our long national nightmare is over 000
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My understanding was that Nextdoor was developed and existed to tell you which of your neighbors are racist and spoilers, the answer is all of them 000
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026More than you think, less than you used 010
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If you can’t see the humanity in your fellow brothers and sisters you’re not going to see it anywhere else. 0221
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I used to think the lack of swearing was dumb but it really is a respect for the office thing and general coarsening of society in a very negative way. Also he fuckin sucks 000
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It’s still funny, somewhat unfortunately. The nice thing is it seems to have passed the weirdo zeitgeist but idk that I’d admit to my close friends and family that I still watch it. 020
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I think I was better at the army guys campaign than the Gorgonites but my memory is hazy 010
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Hell yea I played the shit outta that when I was like 5 game fuckin rocked 110
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026That was my exact turning point too, from a general sense of he seems to be doing cool shit for the world to oh he’s a huge piece of shit 040
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I think the court’s break down for party lines of 5-4 helped legitimize those decisions or that they were “close” instead of openly partisan decisions wanting to roll back democracy like they are now 020
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Would state AGs have standing to sue to block this payment? I figure individuals or groups would not based on the decision that I can’t remember that said you don’t get to pick where your tax dollars go but as a constitutional violation maybe I’m wrong 000
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The fall and rise of Reggie dinkins. Very 30 rock and joke dense 020
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I think that world building might be the true passion, with all the in universe writing he does too to supplement events and the historical references characters discuss. I am also coming around to the conspiracy that he will finish the books and will release them posthumously. 000
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 04/02/2026With the advent of usb-c there needed to be a new option of “won’t get this right on the first try” 010
Reposted by @roflstomper.bsky.socialWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/01/2026When the CBP or ICE agent that Stephen Miller is trying to get killed dies, it is extremely important that every member of the media be told, repeatedly and loudly, that they wanted this and that people called it out in advance. 202097430
Reposted by @roflstomper.bsky.socialWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I am as explicitly as possible laying down a date-stamped marker that a federal immigration agent is going to die violently within the next calendar year, and that this will retroactively be used to justify policy. I am saying it here so I can angrily quote this at media figures when it happens. 171175149
roflstomper.bsky.social @roflstomper.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Feels like the time to do this was in the past 4 years and a lot of people missed the window 000
