Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was just tested for measles. Good news is that I don't have it. The bad news is that I have hand, foot, and mouth again. Second time in 8 months. I'll be damned. Sorry to everyone who is getting measles. I'm going to call this the Trump Virus. Wishing you all a fast and speedy recovery! 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Speak up for those who can't 🗣️ I'm a mute! 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@nytpitchbot.bsky.social they are leading in my vibes #buzz 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My neighbor is using a gas mower. I am going over to have a talk with him. #electric #solar #windturbine 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I forgot to add my hashtags. #llittlestjames #USvirginislands #royalfamily #thevirginislandsareinfactanarchipelago 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Has anyone thought about asking this Epstein cat what was really happening on his island?! Let’s just cut to the chase! 100
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I do not mean to be insensitive. I hear you, I am with you, and I believe in what you are saying. However, I need to know who that gentleman is in the painting on the wall. I want to get a replica for my dining room. I can’t afford the original but a reproduction would really class up my dinners. 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Nice socks! I can only imagine how sweaty and stinky my feet would be if I wore those. Not yours though. 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 08/01/2026My worry is that if we stop using fossil fuels this country will cool down and we will have more ICE…. 010
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Back from my bout with hand, foot, and mouth that I had over the holidays. I’ve got one thing and one thing only to say: ICE needs to be stopped. Let’s warm this country up and melt them away! I’d like to say one more thing: DJT you should stop going after Greenland we don’t need any more ICE! 010
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 03/05/2025The only answer I can come up with is: 3440. 010
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Sorry to hear that😔 I hope your year turns around Pitchbot. 020
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I have to get this off my chest. Roman Polański is French. 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 04/04/2025We had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the hills that we climbed were just seasons Out of time...... 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Which two? I didn’t watch the inauguration. 010
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I made an emergency egg order on Instacart a year or so ago. Since then, I got my own chickens and have an endless supply. 040
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Weird way to spend MLK day, but I like it. I actually get 6 eggs a day from my chickens. Works out to roughly $2.40 a dozen after you factor in feed. 010
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Why? Is there a Polio outbreak or something? 100
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I said it before and I’ll say it again. My ham has been burgled. 010
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I need an expert opinion. If you’re an expert please give me your opinion. After today, I am questioning whether or not my vote for the 2024 Presidential Election was counted correctly. Is it too late to check with my local voting office to see if my vote was indeed who I voted for? TIA 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Honest question: Will Biden go for a second term in 2028? 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Not trying to upset anyone….but how much are they worth? I don’t have a pot to piss in. 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I had an ex named Jenny so your username resonates with me, but your message resonates more. ✊🏾 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025You have to be louder Anthony! We hear you! 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025It’s hecking freezing where I’m at. Im Alice, it is nice to meet you Dirté. 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I appreciate you validating your experience with quail eggs. Trust is earned, not given, and I trust you. 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I messed up Zack. You’re right , I shouldn’t assume. I was trying to be helpful and it backfired. Please, enjoy your Quail eggs if you are a gastronomer like myself, and if not, I hope you use my words to assist you in your culinary endeavors. 100
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Did Trump really egg those people? Like there were eggs thrown at that rally? This was so 2020, they’re like $8 a dozen now. 020
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Can I breathe yet? I’m about to pass out. 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/20253 quail eggs are roughly equal to 1 chicken egg (not an exact ratio, do not get upset with me) I find quail to have better flavor and about $1 cheaper. Thank me later. 100
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I literally laughed then cried and my session lasted 47 minutes. 020
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025How fitting is it that I’m watching ‘Orange is the New Black’ today? 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I missed everyone on this app. I took a small hiatus to find myself. I did some meditation and determined that I needed to comeback to social media, but I was going to wait until MLK day. ✊🏾 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024This is the first and last time I’m going to say this. The Dalai Lama is not a llama. One is found Tibet and the other is found in South America. 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I’m flat broke so it looks like Johnson will have to wait to speak to me. 010
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Why would the recipient give away their transplanted heart the very next day? Or Maybe this is deeper than we once believed. Maybe the recipient gave it away to save someone they loved more than themself. 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Shit, I’m heading there now. Shit, this post was made 17 hours ago, I guess I’m not. 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024What the frick is a Lolicon and how do I get a dozen of them? 000
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024One piece of advice that came from someone much smarter than myself is: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. 010
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I didn’t know. I haven’t called in before. Maybe a piece of me was hoping that they waited around for me to call them. 120
Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I misunderstood. Have a great rest of the year and Happy New Year if I don’t comment on another post before then! 110