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Alice Lastname ❤️

@roewearswaders.bsky.social
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Don’t block me, I’m nice! The Dalai Lama of BlueSky My gym teacher sounded just like Bonnie Tyler! 🎤 Not today Polio! 💉 E85 or leave …🚫 Tesla!!!!

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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was just tested for measles. Good news is that I don't have it. The bad news is that I have hand, foot, and mouth again. Second time in 8 months. I'll be damned. Sorry to everyone who is getting measles. I'm going to call this the Trump Virus. Wishing you all a fast and speedy recovery!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Speak up for those who can't 🗣️ I'm a mute!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social they are leading in my vibes #buzz
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My neighbor is using a gas mower. I am going over to have a talk with him. #electric #solar #windturbine
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I forgot to add my hashtags. #llittlestjames #USvirginislands #royalfamily #thevirginislandsareinfactanarchipelago
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Has anyone thought about asking this Epstein cat what was really happening on his island?! Let’s just cut to the chase!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
KONY 2026. Say it for those who can’t!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Hmmmm
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I do not mean to be insensitive. I hear you, I am with you, and I believe in what you are saying. However, I need to know who that gentleman is in the painting on the wall. I want to get a replica for my dining room. I can’t afford the original but a reproduction would really class up my dinners.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’m not mad at you, just disappointed.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Nice socks! I can only imagine how sweaty and stinky my feet would be if I wore those. Not yours though.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My worry is that if we stop using fossil fuels this country will cool down and we will have more ICE….
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Back from my bout with hand, foot, and mouth that I had over the holidays. I’ve got one thing and one thing only to say: ICE needs to be stopped. Let’s warm this country up and melt them away! I’d like to say one more thing: DJT you should stop going after Greenland we don’t need any more ICE!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The only answer I can come up with is: 3440.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Sorry to hear that😔 I hope your year turns around Pitchbot.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I have to get this off my chest. Roman Polański is French.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
We had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the hills that we climbed were just seasons Out of time......
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Which two? I didn’t watch the inauguration.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I made an emergency egg order on Instacart a year or so ago. Since then, I got my own chickens and have an endless supply.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Weird way to spend MLK day, but I like it. I actually get 6 eggs a day from my chickens. Works out to roughly $2.40 a dozen after you factor in feed.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You said it Jen! Trumps Knotty!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Thanks for the heads up!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Why? Is there a Polio outbreak or something?
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I said it before and I’ll say it again. My ham has been burgled.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I need an expert opinion. If you’re an expert please give me your opinion. After today, I am questioning whether or not my vote for the 2024 Presidential Election was counted correctly. Is it too late to check with my local voting office to see if my vote was indeed who I voted for? TIA
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Honest question: Will Biden go for a second term in 2028?
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Not trying to upset anyone….but how much are they worth? I don’t have a pot to piss in.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I had an ex named Jenny so your username resonates with me, but your message resonates more. ✊🏾
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You have to be louder Anthony! We hear you!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It’s hecking freezing where I’m at. Im Alice, it is nice to meet you Dirté.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I appreciate you validating your experience with quail eggs. Trust is earned, not given, and I trust you.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I messed up Zack. You’re right , I shouldn’t assume. I was trying to be helpful and it backfired. Please, enjoy your Quail eggs if you are a gastronomer like myself, and if not, I hope you use my words to assist you in your culinary endeavors.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
More a fan of Mary Overrock
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Wild, she looks just like Putin.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Did Trump really egg those people? Like there were eggs thrown at that rally? This was so 2020, they’re like $8 a dozen now.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Can I breathe yet? I’m about to pass out.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
3 quail eggs are roughly equal to 1 chicken egg (not an exact ratio, do not get upset with me) I find quail to have better flavor and about $1 cheaper. Thank me later.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I literally laughed then cried and my session lasted 47 minutes.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
How fitting is it that I’m watching ‘Orange is the New Black’ today?
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I missed everyone on this app. I took a small hiatus to find myself. I did some meditation and determined that I needed to comeback to social media, but I was going to wait until MLK day. ✊🏾
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This is the first and last time I’m going to say this. The Dalai Lama is not a llama. One is found Tibet and the other is found in South America.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I’m flat broke so it looks like Johnson will have to wait to speak to me.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Why would the recipient give away their transplanted heart the very next day? Or Maybe this is deeper than we once believed. Maybe the recipient gave it away to save someone they loved more than themself.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Shit, I’m heading there now. Shit, this post was made 17 hours ago, I guess I’m not.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
What the frick is a Lolicon and how do I get a dozen of them?
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
One piece of advice that came from someone much smarter than myself is: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I didn’t know. I haven’t called in before. Maybe a piece of me was hoping that they waited around for me to call them.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I misunderstood. Have a great rest of the year and Happy New Year if I don’t comment on another post before then!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Sorry! Won’t happen again!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Despicable.
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