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Alice Lastname ❤️

@roewearswaders.bsky.social
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Don’t block me, I’m nice! The Dalai Lama of BlueSky My gym teacher sounded just like Bonnie Tyler! 🎤 Not today Polio! 💉 E85 or leave …🚫 Tesla!!!!

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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was just tested for measles. Good news is that I don't have it. The bad news is that I have hand, foot, and mouth again. Second time in 8 months. I'll be damned. Sorry to everyone who is getting measles. I'm going to call this the Trump Virus. Wishing you all a fast and speedy recovery!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My neighbor is using a gas mower. I am going over to have a talk with him. #electric #solar #windturbine
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Has anyone thought about asking this Epstein cat what was really happening on his island?! Let’s just cut to the chase!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
KONY 2026. Say it for those who can’t!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Back from my bout with hand, foot, and mouth that I had over the holidays. I’ve got one thing and one thing only to say: ICE needs to be stopped. Let’s warm this country up and melt them away! I’d like to say one more thing: DJT you should stop going after Greenland we don’t need any more ICE!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I have to get this off my chest. Roman Polański is French.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
We had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the hills that we climbed were just seasons Out of time......
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I need an expert opinion. If you’re an expert please give me your opinion. After today, I am questioning whether or not my vote for the 2024 Presidential Election was counted correctly. Is it too late to check with my local voting office to see if my vote was indeed who I voted for? TIA
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
How fitting is it that I’m watching ‘Orange is the New Black’ today?
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I missed everyone on this app. I took a small hiatus to find myself. I did some meditation and determined that I needed to comeback to social media, but I was going to wait until MLK day. ✊🏾
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This is the first and last time I’m going to say this. The Dalai Lama is not a llama. One is found Tibet and the other is found in South America.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I’m back young Padawans.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Does anyone have a flour sifter I can borrow? I only need it for a few hours.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Contrary to popular belief, I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I don’t want Polio. Save a friend and repost this if you don’t want Polio either!!! Kennedy is sick!!
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Alice Lastname ❤️ @roewearswaders.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Very happy with Time MAGAzine’s choice.
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