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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

What say you about sending the October magazine early to I.M.P? I dont want to run out of the pumpkin bombs this year.. IT. IS. A. MUST! The crew loves 'Target Confetti' everywhere if you catch my drift~

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Fan-fuckin' tastic, i'm telling you! Those AK's came in handy for the last client we had. HOOHOH boy, those were some kick ass precise weapons in our last order we got. OH! Got a question for ya since... you know, you love us so much and all.. And we ARE one of your best customers, so.. 🐴->

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

HAAY, 'Miney! Doin' a follow up on my daughter there. I sent her with the cash to settle I.M.P's debt~ You did get it, didn't you? *absent mindedly he began making toothpick figurines of his co-workers*.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

You didnt... A UNICORN IS A HORSE! .... *he cant believe it* A horse.. WITH. Magical. POWERS?! Tell me isn't true!!

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Whats this i'm hearing about? What 'Mythical Creature'? ...

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

@hellademons.bsky.social *he's making a phone call to Carmine as he's rummaging through his desk drawer. He's looking for fiddlesticks, he feels creative.*

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Too busy for words. But words are all i have to explain shit, so.. busy? *his tail tip thumped happily as he was hugged.* What've you been up to in the wides of Hell?

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

*he smiled as he was pulled into the side hug* Love ya too, sweetie. Don't you forget that neither! *cue impish snuggles and him being happy he even got to spend time with her in the first place. Nah, he wouldnt trade this for the world.*

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

*cue a small chuckle, hoping to lighten the mood with no hard feelings* Point is, Loony.. everybody's got their bullshit squared one way or another. Broken bones and all, i'll still be here~

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

*he smiled a bit and gave a soft sigh* Funny story? This bitch *he pointed to himself* knows what that feels like. To be angry. Wanting to show it. Except I took it out on my relationships while you took it out on my furniture 🐴->

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Eh. Bolted the furniture 'cuz you went through that faze of liking to throw shit out windows. Not because i thought you were a monster.. So i just.. dealt with it. Maybe kinda.. knew you were misunderstood. Kinda like me? *he nuzzled her arm looking up at her* Always got your back sweetie!

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

*he blinked slowly* I.. well, i'm not scared of you~ *he offered a smile as he wiggled closer and leaned his head on her arm.* In fact? You're my favourite! Don't let those snot-nose pissants give you the what-for. They don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

*is tacklehugged!!* Holyshit! Well hello to you too, Bee~! Missed me much?

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

*sits beside her* .... those dumbasses botherin' you again, Loons?

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

No FUCKIN' way! You're still kickin' around?!!! *cue a flying imp HUG!* You don't know how much i've MISSED you!

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

*he's been lurking in the shadows this whole time.* ... Yeah i still see all of you out there. Don't think I fuckin' went anywhere, bitch.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

✦Drink: coffee & cherry pepsi ✦Food: eggplant parm ✦Pets: 9 dogs ✦Relationship: too scared to be abused again 😰 (single)

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

✦User: Static ✦Pronouns: there is no right and wrong pronoun for me. I am whatever you see me most as. ✦Height: 4ft 11in (149.86cm) ✦Sexuality: Pansexual ✦Sign: ♌️🦁 ✦Piercings: 4 ✦Tattoos: 6 --> (More on next page)

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

He-eyyy, look at all you sexy followers out there~!! 202, WOW!! Did NOT see this coming! Thought i'd be stuck ass crack deep in the 100's but HERE WE ARE! Glad ya like my shit, stick around! There's more where that came from! Just keep in mind this account is 18+ (minors will be BLOCKED!)

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

😭 i'm SOoOoo pretty all blown up like thaaat!

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

*his eyes softened.* To be honest? I.. Don't even know i'd of taken the news well back then either. *he sighed softly as he leaned his cheek on Stolas's head.* Wouldn't change a thing. Well.. maybe one thing..and if I could fix every damn broken piece of this whole puzzle, i would..

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

I say it not enough or too much but.. Thank you..

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

*he smiled as he felt the weight of Stolas's head on his shoulder* At least ya didn't get stuck with some rando-psycho-bitch threatening rent every two minutes. *he chuckled lifting a hand to gently comb through the soft feathers On Stolas's head.* .. i dont know if ..

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

*he took out his cell phone from his suit pocket.* I'm no halfway bitch, if i'm in, i'm IN.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Well i mean you arent plannin' on being a stranger, are ya? That door opens both ways, ya know~ My office is open 7 days a week and -- OOH! Got your phone on ya? I'll send ya a text with the apartment info too! I'm sure Loony wont mind a visit or two from ya either.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

There would be no forest left~ Anybody messes with I.M.P in one way or another, has another thing coming for 'em~

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Of COURSE i need you~ i'm pretty much certain always at this point. *yeah, yup. She's not going anywhere now. She's part of his life, he's making it so.*

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

*he hugged her tight* Still.. don't understand what i did exactly to deserve all this~ *cue his softer side shining through, his eyes bubbling at her words*. I've just been ... me. The whole time. *he pulled away from the hug a little to look at her.* WHAT! What do you mean 'if i need'?

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

If it doesn't? I got ways for it work out. Like Hell i'm gonna sit on the sidelines when i got shit to do! And believe me, Jane-y-Jane.. i'm not through yet. Buhh uhm.. thanks for.. You know.. Bein' there for me. I'm workin' on stuff myself, trying to .. be kinda.. a better imp.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Expected nothing less from you. Sounds like fun to me!! *he chuckled giving a friendly arm punch.* Damn, you're ripped.. when the fuck did THAT happen?

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

*dashes a look to Deadpool with a grin* I'm a pretty badass kinda imp~ the shoe fits. *his tail wagged slightly* How ya been Deaddy? Long time no seeing your ass, it's been a minute or two!

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

*bites his lip swinging two rifles, one in each hand.* Awee hell yeah, here we fuckin' GO! Come on, gang, we've got hits~ *he's portal'ing up to the living world today..* *cue soundtrack:* youtu.be/bc0KhhjJP98?...

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Y-yeah! You bring that bootylicious ass! We got shit to do here and i'm NOT finished yet, so don't count me out!

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Awwww... *tucks her in with his horsie blanket* G'night sweetie~

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

*gives a tight squeeze before letting go* Love ya too, kiddo. And dont forget that either.. i ~maaaay~ not always be the best at things but somebodys gotta run this joint. Who else than the best Boss Bitch that ever lived?

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Well, I'm either gonna turn up the heat or bring down the house. Either way? This bitch is gonna try. Been stuck in a box and i'm fuckin' claustrophobic . Just happy my suit is in tact. Somebody's gotta run this joint, might as well be me.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Late.. It's.. uhm ..fuck if i know. *he returned a warm smile back to him.* Easy there, big bird.. just tuckin' ya in. Still gettin' used to living in the apartment, huh? *he groaned as he sat beside the couch on the floor, pressing his back into the furniture.*

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Thanks for .. helping me find my way, Loony-Toony. You know I couldnt of done it without you. ❤️ *hugs*

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Eh! Uhh .. well.. i.. I been gone a while, Jane.. 'bout God-Damn TIME i done somethin' other than feel sorry for myself and feel like shit. Heh, feels good bein' back and all.. how do I look? *he showcased his suit giving a small smile.*

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

ALRIGHT YA FUCKERS LISTEN UP! *he strapped his boots on tight* Few things gonna change around here and it's gonna start with ~me~ I've been waiting my turn to show you assholes what i can /REALLY/ accomplish out here *his tail whips behind him* Dont like it? Tough, sister. Buckle up buttercup!

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Chloe, jing/gwen now this? I cant catch a breath and i dont even know what i'm doing to deserve it. Why do people feel the need or want to spread misinformation about me? Whats the reward? What are they getting out of all this? How can they sleep knowing they're hurting someone they don't even know?

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

// i know you have stuff outside of bluesky, i cant blame you for that. Guess you know what happened .. cant people just stop trying to harass me and ruin my social life already? Enough is enough, you know?

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Thanks Bear.. aint the same without you here.. Miss you

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

False info about me is always painful to hear. Whats worse is when people believe it without getting to know me personally first. All that? Its up to you honestly. I dont force anything, you know that. .. thank you ~ we are family, aren't we?

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

// thank you. I know its a lot to ask coming from a stranger you know nothing about. It's just embarrassing someone thought of me like that at all in any sense. Almost 1,000 people blocked me from that list.. Is it alright if i may friend you? I rather i ask first, to be considerate.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

// you have no idea how much i truly appreciate this. It feels terrible when you're wrongly accused of something you dont even do. Nor was I aware that i was on some block list out there. You coming to me tonight was hope enough that not everyone sees me as "The Rumor".

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

// 🥹 thank you so much!! .. you're very kind! Just for you, i'll take loads of photos, hows that? 🥹 *legit happy for this, it made my night*.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

That needs to be watched. I'm tired of it. I just want to get back doing what i love without worrying about this following me.

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