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🔞Blitzø🔞

@rodeoblitz555.bsky.social
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Mun is 30+ portrayal: Semi-lewd/mostly SFW Semi-canon Crack/literate RP Pansexual Cuss words/offensive Blunt-ness Response time varies DM's are CLOSED due to high volume messages! Entertainment purposes. NO MINORS! some arts and concepts are not mine.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
@hellademons.bsky.social *he's making a phone call to Carmine as he's rummaging through his desk drawer. He's looking for fiddlesticks, he feels creative.*
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
*he's been lurking in the shadows this whole time.* ... Yeah i still see all of you out there. Don't think I fuckin' went anywhere, bitch.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
✦User: Static ✦Pronouns: there is no right and wrong pronoun for me. I am whatever you see me most as. ✦Height: 4ft 11in (149.86cm) ✦Sexuality: Pansexual ✦Sign: ♌️🦁 ✦Piercings: 4 ✦Tattoos: 6 --> (More on next page)
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
He-eyyy, look at all you sexy followers out there~!! 202, WOW!! Did NOT see this coming! Thought i'd be stuck ass crack deep in the 100's but HERE WE ARE! Glad ya like my shit, stick around! There's more where that came from! Just keep in mind this account is 18+ (minors will be BLOCKED!)
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
😭 i'm SOoOoo pretty all blown up like thaaat!
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
*bites his lip swinging two rifles, one in each hand.* Awee hell yeah, here we fuckin' GO! Come on, gang, we've got hits~ *he's portal'ing up to the living world today..* *cue soundtrack:* youtu.be/bc0KhhjJP98?...
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
ALRIGHT YA FUCKERS LISTEN UP! *he strapped his boots on tight* Few things gonna change around here and it's gonna start with ~me~ I've been waiting my turn to show you assholes what i can /REALLY/ accomplish out here *his tail whips behind him* Dont like it? Tough, sister. Buckle up buttercup!
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
No wonder none of you want to talk to me. I been made out to scare people. None of those rumors are true. I'm sorry.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Leave a comment down below if you're interested in joining a neighborhood watch community to keep Bluesky and it's community safe. A lot of toxic people fled from "X" and came here. A lot of users platform hopped to continue harassment. I'd love to be an active member in putting them to rest.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
@guidanceofthestars.bsky.social *blitz grumbled as he tossed and turned in his beanbag chair before peeling his eyes open.* Augh..fuck.. *attempting to make peace with being alive at 3:00AM, he stared at the ceiling trying to be silent as to not wake Stolas.*
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Wow. How about get to know me first, how about that? With a label like that i'd be scared of me too if i saw that. Dont be so quick to judge a book by its cover. This was hurtful to read and slander if anything. Dont drag good people down
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Theres a certain type of feeling when Horvitz spends a few days with you coaching your V.O work and then heating him say he's proud of you and your work 🥹 I graduated my voice acting class tonight. Ya'll.. i am the happiest i ever been
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
You want to ruin my life? Bitch lemme ruin yours for hurting my best friends AND my entire server. Stay out of my life asshole This is all Jing/Gwens/Irene's accounts. DO WITH THEM AS YOU SEE FIT!
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
And this is exactly why the fuck I trust nobody. I let danger into my discord and put people at risk .. I welcomed it in.. like a damn idiot. I really do blame myself heavily tonight for keeping dangerous and toxic company i knew nothing about. I really do hurt everyone don't i?
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
*watches his TL wishing he could be out there with the rest*
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
*don't mind him, he's just watching his shows.*
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Vox -(GALAXY CON RALEIGH NC 2025!) @voxbox.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
It is my greatest honor to of been followed this morning at 11:50AM by the official Hazbin Hotel Tik-Tok studio account. They like what we're doing and we're making the biggest waves. Thank you to everyone who's supported us this far. Let me process this.. I need a minute~
Proud moment!
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
*leans on the doorway smiling bittersweetly.* You uhm.. You got room for.. I dont know. An old.. old friend in that party list list of yours? If not i could.. go..do.. Pfft. *well, he's got nothin'*
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
@misterslivervox.bsky.social *he's walking into the lobby of Voxtek.* Alright, i need another commercial STAT, sister! Well is running dry as a whores ass, it's not at all acceptable~ I sold PLATES to be able to pay for a good channel this time.. and not some bullshit station nobody watches..
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I have been having a hard time believing that i've made any impact on Bluesky since my arrival. I'm having a hard time fitting in here. I've always left things up to my audience. Is it time to lay down or keep going with being.. well.. me? Your choice matters.. choose if i stay or go.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Ever wonder where i got the saying "chuckle fucks"? There it is, my secrets blown after all these years- it was from a billboard all along!
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
*patiently waits till someone comes along to say hello to him today*
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I took a long time reflecting tonight on how my world is changing so fast. It wouldn't of happened if i never joined this fandom. A lot of things wouldnt of started if i hadnt.. I'm only a few steps away from becoming an official voice actor for television. Thats why i havent been on lately.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
🐴-> paid my last deposit for voice acting class with Horvitz last night! It's happening! This is a pivotal time in my life i wanted to share with all of you. Thank you everyone for sticking by my side through every hurdle, even when it was tough to get through. You are majorly loved. ❤️
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I have made the bold decision.. To go to Galaxycon Raleigh N.C once again! This time? I'm taking a VERY special someone with me.. The reveal will come soon on Voxbox Video Dump on youtube and Tik-tok!
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
*stands with a boombox over his head. He's back..* youtu.be/w8z_5ZtPzWI?...
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T.I. - I'm Back [Official Video]
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Since Chloe seems to not want to handle this whole situation as an adult, i've made my mind up that i'll be the bigger person and walk away. I do not wish to continue to participate in this childish behaviour she's throwing at me and my gang.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I'm going on a hiatus on this acct. Feeling a type of way right now about things. I also dont think i'm being well received here as i was on twitter. Just feeling out of place here on bluesky.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I'm sorry i havent been active here lately. Been dealing with the chloe issue. She appeared to be intoxicated yesterday during a "Live" making death/violence threats on me and my crew. She's using slander to etch us in a bad light. Why? Because she kept harassing my Loona and we told her to quit
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Dinney?
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Not bringing the drama from X here to bluesky. I'm not going to feed something that ended a month ago on a different platform. No drama account means no drama account. You will get blocked. Thats all i have to say about it and the last time i will address it.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
*shouting from the living room* MOOOOOX!! Your fuckin' TV has a face on it!! .... IS THAT NORMAAAL?!!!
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Can I be proud for a moment? I have a profile. 🎉🥳 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82prdkw/
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Meet Blitz- A personal profile made just for the little imp! Enjoy and check him out!
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Finally feelin ok for once~ Finally content for a little while.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
My friendships and relationships live only 4-6 years. I get depressed when i know these years are about up with some. I just know whats coming and it hurts to think about
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
*it's this kind of a night*
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
// I've been processing things for days. I've been alone in my thoughts, pulling away from people i care about most. I'm self destructing again and i've made it so that i have no one to turn to but myself.//
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
And people will be upset because you paid attention. At the end of the day, its your mental health. If you can live with the choices you make, if it helps you sleep better at night, you do you. As long as it isnt hurting anyone else.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Ever get the feelin you're losing people..? I'm ok. Just down these past few days. I feel like i've hit acceptance and i'm understanding i'm just alone here. It's all good, we're used to that.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
We're back and up on youtube again!! Miiight of smashed one of Vox's copters on the way... BUUUT. Y'know how that goes.~ I thought i leveled the controls.. i cant fuckin fly THOSE)!
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Vox -(GALAXY CON RALEIGH NC 2025!) @voxbox.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Why us? This is why. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82995tv/
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Why us? Heres why.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
*thinks its just because he hasnt actually felt good in a month, its taking its toll.* Can anybody send cheer up stuff? Its an ask, i know. Guess i just wanna know i'm not forgotten or somethin'.
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I'm here.. This ass was kind enough to give me a ride to bluesky this afternoon. SO! Hows it goooing?
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Is there perhaps a non-spicy version of this? I'd love to try it! (my stomach is stupid and loves to give me ulcers easy with spicy food. Big sad.) Also yes pluz!! I been needing new dinner ideas recently. Know what i say? "Lets Martha Stewart this byyiiitch!" Love it. Love you. Cant wait!
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
*he's just sitting on the TL feeling lonely*
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ᏕąᏕħą @sashanephilim.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
// I’m sorry all I hate doing this but this really is starting to piss me off. @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social one of my dear friends has been getting harassed by this Chloe woman who plays Netflix Lucifer and Chloe on here. We stuck up for him. Now she’s trying to play victim +
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
*he's somewhere.. not knowing he's taking photos again..*
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Pictures from @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social Loona's birthday party last night. We had cake and ice cream!!
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@bitchyhoundz.bsky.social
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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
*dont mind him, he's getting the birthday room ready for his kid*
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