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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 2h

1. Electron Katie 2. Muon Katie 3. Tau Katie And an accompanying neutrino for each Tightparticle.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 2h

I'm sorry about your grandma. Anyway, here's a pringull.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 3h

Louisiana demands that the Supreme Court reinstate Prigg v Pennsylvania immediately.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 5h

I stand slightly corrected. bsky.app/profile/atru...

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 5h

I'm just amazed that Senator Foghorn Leghorn there managed to be the least endearing person in this whole ordeal. All he did was hold up a sign that he probably didn't even read.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 5h

As Pascal once quipped, "If I had more time, I would've written a shorter letter."

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 7h

I don't understand how librarians haven't conquered the universe yet.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 19h

There are literally trillions of transgender neutrinos flowing through all of us at any given moment, and there is no force in the known universe that can stop it. Unless neutrinoless double beta decay is ever observed, but that's a different story.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 21h

lol what a nerd. Anyway, I have a deep fascination with quantum mechanics. So please allow me to spend the next four or five hours explaining it in detail, and here's why muon neutrinos are basically trans lesbians and

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 29/09/2026

And the gold emblem thing has "Press" scrawled across it

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 29/09/2026

Have you found Langston's "cat" yet?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 29/09/2026

I like how one of his "gotchas" was when he "fled" to the Hague in 2020 to prosecute a former dictator. (said former dictator was convicted)

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 29/09/2026

Kudos to that one agent (Andrew?) who kept saying that this is fucked up and he's gonna document everything in hopes of future accountability.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 29/09/2026

This becomes so much funnier if you understand the background lore of just how much New York and New Jersey have hated each other for so long.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 29/09/2026

Unfair. Gru genuinely cares about his minions and is in fact an actual genius.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 29/09/2026

This is not true. Librarians do not need bounty hunters. They will find you entirely on their own. And you will be begging for "dead" over alive by the time they get that book from you.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 28/09/2026

As it stands right now, they can can only get away with that for "premium" screens, where the pricing is agnostic. As much as the distributors would love to do that, I guarantee the theaters will fight back *aggressively.*

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 28/09/2026

Nancy Drew stars in a new mystery: who force-femmed the Torment Nexus?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 26/09/2026

"Money is nice, but what if we had all of everyone's money at once?"

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 26/09/2026

Remedy genuinely does have some of the best engine tech in the business.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 26/09/2026

No, that award is still pretty firmly held by Fra in the AWE expansion for Control. But the Karaoke thing is a strong contender for second place, no doubt.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 26/09/2026

Meanwhile, Dylan Faden is so shamelessly an open metaphor of being trans that he may as well be wielding the infamous feminization hammer. And these weirdos didn't even notice.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 26/09/2026

The radios didn't just get poor reception: *they died.* This is where the phrase "canary in the coal mine" comes from. If you saw canaries in a coal mine, it meant the mine was dangerous to radio waves.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 25/09/2026

You'd think LEDs would be pretty low power, but the tech was still very new back in the 70's. Unfortunate, but what can ya do?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 25/09/2026

In an unsigned per curiam ruling, the Supreme Court voted 6-3 to stay the Hotel's eventual reversal of the fee. Justice Alito concurred and went into detail about how he's getting so much use out of a suspiciously similar looking steam cleaner at the moment.

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Leonard J. French @piratelawyer.com · 25/09/2026

As an overseas voter, I was very surprised when I did not receive my general election ballot as required under the law. youtu.be/xOERrcNXfZA

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They are already messing with my vote

YouTube video by Lawful Masses with Leonard French

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 25/09/2026

lol nobody wants Bob

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 24/09/2026

The DOJ more or less admits that they were being willingly blind to the fact that the final order dissolved the stay, which is all the 1st Circuit clarified.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 24/09/2026

The video description just says "hey guys check this out"

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 24/09/2026

Me: *looking at that little blue cube used to polish the tip of the cues* Everyone else: "DON'T." Me: "I WASN'T"

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 24/09/2026

It's men AND women's bathrooms! Apparently!

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 24/09/2026

There are so many of these, and they all contribute to our shared experience. Please help expand my collection~

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 24/09/2026

Basically the intersection between these

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 24/09/2026

The Astrodome could be a spectacular ballroom

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 24/09/2026

...did the judges just kinda get into the habit of requiring a $1 bond after that attempted Senate bill a while back?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 24/09/2026

I want the judge to drag this lawyer back into court and demand a detailed explanation of what "Dumocrat" is.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 24/09/2026

Are you suggesting that the guy who wrote a Latin paper "from the perspective of Hitler" might not have all of the buttons on his remote control?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 23/09/2026

This is more typical than you'd think. Judges always try to push back on assertions that are presented as absolute zero-exception obvious facts. I watched one oral argument that almost instantly transformed into the judge and counsel debating the nature of adverbs.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 22/09/2026

Rorschach test for how online you are.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 23/09/2026

Lame. If you wanna really get a jump out of them, try the room right before the exit showing a "66/67 crates" marker instead of a gem.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 23/09/2026

When you're begging for help because your penis is on fire, and the administration runs up carrying a mallet.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 23/09/2026

Oh wait until you see how not mad Disney is over the exclusive deal that Dune Part 3 has with IMAX despite releasing on the same day as the new Avengers.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 23/09/2026

Wait, I thought that was a quote by Lee Harvey Oswald?

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 23/09/2026

Not me, but I have decreed that the pulsar in the Crab Nebula is officially renamed in honor of my father, Patrick.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 23/09/2026

"That sounds delicious." "I didn't know you liked salad." "...salad? What salad?"

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if lesbian bars in towns I've never been to don't ease their mask mandates, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and for him for the fourth time in 2028.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 23/09/2026

Running into the security guard during the daring escape, at which point he looks you dead in the eyes and says "But wait, don't you have a husband?" All I'm saying is that no jury would convict at that point.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 23/09/2026

"we are not, as far as I know, kidnapped" Yeah. That's not just a Thread. It's a Thread™.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 23/09/2026

Humans? In Scotland? ...I don't buy it.

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 22/09/2026

The second highest form of flattery.

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