rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 011
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 020
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 011
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Economists don’t know how to count the 17% of the U.S. labor market that is currently tied up in doing trick shots. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 010
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Possession is 9/10 of the law. Cabbage is 9/10 of the slaw. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My entry n this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Having second thoughts about this box of tissues that I selected for the bathroom. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026More like Large Languish Model amiright? 010
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If you’re bored, try saying “soy lecithin.” That’ll do it. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026“Now, take that with a grain of salt” is a phrase you might say to a slug you hate. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I don’t currently have a mantra, but this is now in the running. 020
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026A drone show is basically an OK Go video to a hummingbird. 001
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 011
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 012
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Reflecting Pool is now Spirit Halloween 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“I’d like a baked potato, but just a little tipsy.” 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A 350ft cut is impressive. I find it challenging making it across the width of a roll of wrapping paper. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Maybe there’s a way to get bleach *inside* the Reflecting Pool. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I’ve learned about photosynthesis nearly 1,000 times in my life, but if somebody asked me now to explain in detail how it works, I would punch them softly and run away crying. 010
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026“Thank you for calling Chewy customer support, this is Belva…Oh, hello again, Mr. Schrödinger. This time, I’m just going to go ahead and transfer you directly to my supervisor because I don’t have the authority to help you with your request for ‘contingent billing’.” 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I just died while attempting to put on a compression undershirt in a steamy bathroom. RIP me. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026First attempt at trying out some of my beginner Duolingo Japanese phrases in Google Translate. 000
Reposted by @rockskimmer.bsky.socialAndrew Nahem @lowdudgeon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Don't worry about quicksand they said. That's only in cartoons they said. 0115
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I contend it’s not a midlife crisis if it lasts 7 years. It’s just how you’re doing midlife. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Man, I bet the DOT’s poet laureate has made bank on this one. 010
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The smell inside a used bookstore is generally 82% good and 18% bad, but somehow 100% desirable. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I was going to have a productive day today but one of my phone apps has a red notification bubble that I can’t figure out how to clear. 010
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 011
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
rockskimmer.bsky.social @rockskimmer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker. 000
