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Quite the sensible sort. Partial to kippers.

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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 9h
Here you go:
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 10h
It's one of those little things that really helps transform a meth house into a meth home.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 11h
Surprise: Many Washingtonians would **love** for it to be the start of a broader state income tax.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 21h
Apollo giving the gift of prophecy to internet shitposters
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You don't get much more conservative than a business owner in Little Saigon. And these are the people right-wing influencers are chewing up and spitting out?
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aldi is also the perfect store. Same limited selection as Trader Joes, mostly store brands, small sized stores, etc. But, at Aldi, the worker (often just one) is allowed to hate the shoppers.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So you're going to file articles of impeachment, right?
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please note that Republicans are the party of life.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Vita in Smith Tower is also pretty damn classy. If you're in that neighborhood, you should stop by Gloom.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Says the guy who's obviously never seen a pair of great tits.
A pair of great tits resting on a branch.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come on, Kirkland. You know what you must do. Give us the Kirkland Signature District.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every day we stay further from God's light.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Haute bourgeoisification" is there for the taking.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He can support a president who lies, who strains our alliances, who bogs our country down in pointless wars, who directs government funds to favored interests, who couldn't care less about the economy, who appoints extreme reactionaries to the Supreme Court... But building a big arch? Too far.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's wild to me that GWB has had his reputation so thoroughly rehabilitated over the past few years.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bob Kettle knowing about SPD expanding its surveillance activities outside legal bounds and doing nothing about it raises fresh questions about what Katie Wilson knew after the Bite of Seattle shooting.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of people around the country **would** be horrified if they knew how prevalent SA was on college campuses. A lot of parents **would** be horrified with how college admins treat credible cases of SA. There ain't really a joke here. This is just depressing.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Needling should offer a correction as this is actually the **second** light rail station to service Jackson Park Golf Course.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Given Trump's taste in women, there is no way in hell he is renaming Big Tit National Park.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How did all those street vendors make pick ups or deliveries?
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Say what you will about Pervert Glasses™, at least you know you're being recorded by Pervert Glasses™ when the pervert is looking right at you. Now the camera for Pervert Glasses™ is located on a charm that could be held and pointed in a much more subtle manner. This is actually worse.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The part that really annoys me is when there is a perfectly useable place for a vehicle to park (there's a utility access driveway on the other side of the fence) but they still choose to park in the bike lane.
Seattle Department of Transportation truck showing they don't care much for some modes of transportation.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least with the tulip bubble, there was some pretty flowers.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Which large downtown street should we pedestrianize and add bike lanes? My vote is I-5
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Homer: We will go out to dinner at a sensibly priced restaurant then have a night of efficient German sex.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She supported the Starbucks Workers Union! What else is a multi-billion dollar company to do?
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna have to do a running tally of parking decks designed and built before they start building Ballard Link.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The thing about Tucker Carlson is... He doesn't even need to do this! He, his children, his grandchildren can live the inheritance his mother left him! He **chooses** to do this.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So you're going to file articles of impeachment, right? And you'll keep on doing it until you succeed, right? Can't just say this stuff then shrug your shoulders and not do anything about it.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nah, it still hits. Gotta go right when it comes out of the fryer.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And the best meal on Beacon Hill? Fried catfish from the Shell Station.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So when are we prioritizing public transit instead of road expansion?
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Could always just post this guy:
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tapping the sign...
@dril: issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@cmeddielin.seattle.gov has the heart of a shitposter (laudatory)
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Divide acres by 640 to get square miles. 0.045 sq mi is a drop in the bucket.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So you're going to file articles of impeachment, right? And you'll keep doing it until you succeed, right?
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An underrated part of nationalized health care is that rich people use it, too.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Correction: The **landlocked** satellite of effing Russia. Mr. Trump has purchased his potash. Let's see him get it.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Say what you will about Rick Perry, dude knows his way around a corn dog.
Rick Perry gives a corn dog something it'll always remember.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I was a boy, brick-based pedestrian-warning systems were just a dream. But now you're telling me they're science fact? What a time to be alive.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean, it's nice. But it just doesn't have the same visceral heft as a stack of loose bricks.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm trying to think of what kind of systemic failures had to happen in the newsroom that led to someone describing a goddamned parking garage as "cool".
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, I'm confused too. I always thought politicians were only capable of shaking their heads and soberly explaining why they can't do nice things.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Was getting take out from our neighborhood Vietnamese restaurant, saw... This. Not getting the banh mi ever again.
OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The only thing they fear more than a DSA government is a *competent* DSA government.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To beat these bestiality accusations, Kash Patel needs that dog in him.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And yet the subscription billing service they added a few years back works perfectly.
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finally, someone has the courage to ask: "Are our male fighting forces horny enough?"
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seattle Public Schools further added that the 15 minute lunch break they generously provide elementary school students should be sufficient for a small child to theoretically eat **some** of the pizza.
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