Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you ever want to hang out with people, just throw a wedding :) 0130
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I said ‘Ollie wants to see you,’ I didn’t say it would be nice.” 070
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every day I go a little bit crazy and then I go to sleep 190
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not once in my entire life have I worked overtime and thought “yeah, this is worth it” 170
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t know why but every time something’s spelled in a song I lose my grasp of the alphabet entirely and have to look up what they’re spelling 130
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not exaggerating when I say all my hopes and dreams, all my happiness, all light in my life, is carried in the tender, loving hands of Next Wednesday 2121
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m starting an exclusive between 6’ and 6’1 Club. You can join if you’re between 6’ and 6’1 and it’s just me and @bigwhitetyler.bsky.social 490
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The humiliation of the new guy at work having far better heat tolerance than you 180
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My brain wants “authentication” to be “authentification” so badly and I can’t stop it 390
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Does anyone have a cheater bar I can borrow before 6:45 am tomorrow 200
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I try to be very respectful and quiet in the mornings and if I haven’t been this is the first I’m hearing about it :( 210
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Every time I think about which song to do for karaoke I’m always shocked at how I basically only know how about 45 seconds of every song goes. I guess every time I hear a bridge I just pass out and come to somewhere in the pre-chorus 1120
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I can’t believe you would attack my household unprovoked 120
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There’s one on my nightstand and two in the pencil cup by the coffeemaker 020
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Don’t put a speaker on the bathroom. Like come on. Maybe I WANT to be under stimulated for just one moment 070
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Please let me sleep past 7 just once just one time please god 190
