Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you ever want to hang out with people, just throw a wedding :) 0130
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I said ‘Ollie wants to see you,’ I didn’t say it would be nice.” 070
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every day I go a little bit crazy and then I go to sleep 190
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not once in my entire life have I worked overtime and thought “yeah, this is worth it” 170
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not exaggerating when I say all my hopes and dreams, all my happiness, all light in my life, is carried in the tender, loving hands of Next Wednesday 2121
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m starting an exclusive between 6’ and 6’1 Club. You can join if you’re between 6’ and 6’1 and it’s just me and @bigwhitetyler.bsky.social 490
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The humiliation of the new guy at work having far better heat tolerance than you 180
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My brain wants “authentication” to be “authentification” so badly and I can’t stop it 390
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Does anyone have a cheater bar I can borrow before 6:45 am tomorrow 200
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Every time I think about which song to do for karaoke I’m always shocked at how I basically only know how about 45 seconds of every song goes. I guess every time I hear a bridge I just pass out and come to somewhere in the pre-chorus 1120
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Don’t put a speaker on the bathroom. Like come on. Maybe I WANT to be under stimulated for just one moment 070
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Please let me sleep past 7 just once just one time please god 190
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 16/07/2026We’re always imitating the accent of our crew member with the strongest southern drawl, but he never imitates us and I really want to know if he can or if he’s just stuck like that. 080
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Same guy just complimented my arms so who’s laughing now 161
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“Lindsay Graham died.” “Who is that? Is he in Fleetwood Mac?” 470
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026MFers hate to see me drinking a hot black coffee at 1pm during an extreme heat advisory 070
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A murder of crows. A parliament of owls. A decadence of bisexual men. 1150
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Never let professional failure get between you and an entire carton of blackberries 060
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 21/06/2026If you wrinkle your nose when you smile I’ll fall in love with you for a whole second 1100
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Hate looking at my Venmo requests and seeing that I’m funding my friends’ expensive lifestyle of funding my expensive lifestyle 150
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Don’t forget folks you can always just find a scientist and ask them questions. It’s like catnip to them. 041
Orph @rockfactory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026My palm says I’m gonna be really happy around my mid forties so that’s something I guess 270
