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Jonathan

@rockatansky.bsky.social
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As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. He/him

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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There bear
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm guessing California's redistricting was successful. My MAGA rep has declared himself an "Independent" and I'm seeing campaign commercials for him for the first time in three elections.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Jack Black's Salute Raa
Alt: Jack Black's Salute Raa
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Gotta maintain that average.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Homer and Marge Simpson Sing About Sports
Alt: Homer and Marge Simpson Sing About Sports
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Calm. Nothing I do will affect the outcome. Why expend emotional currency?
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
After testing the removed kidney, it was Stage 1 cancer. They also believe it was completely removed with the kidney. No chemo or radiation needed. Will still monitor, but I couldn't have asked for better results.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My right kidney ("The Betrayer") comes out today. May it take all evidence of its betrayal with it.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That first meal, when your appetite returns, after a medical procedure, just hits different
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The entire kidney. And, thank you.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
They found a mass on one of my kidneys. Biopsy is this morning. They will be removing it regardless. Any spare good vibes would be appreciated.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Catheter first time review: Do not recommend.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Not sure my love of Speed Racer could grow, but the IMAX screening I just saw did just that.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Odds are the same for tied teams. They split the difference. The coin flip just determines positions should they not jump into top four.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
We usually leave the house at the posted start time. Get to the seats with a couple of ad/trailers to spare.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Guess he wasn't paying attention anytime a new Payola scandal dropped.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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a monkey is sitting at a desk using a laptop .
Alt: a monkey is sitting at a desk using a laptop .
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
was once New Amsterdam.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a brown wall and says i guess .
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a brown wall and says i guess .
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
No healthcare, no housing, no humanity, but they sure as fuck always find the funds to kill people.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It appears to be an All-Star game jacket. Not sure the year.
All-Star game patch on a black jacket sleeve
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Things are so bad in Sac, even the team owner is wearing gear featuring the opposing team.
Vivek Ranadive, Kings owner, wearing a jacket with "Indy" on the backView from my seats of the Kings playing the Pacers
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One of my favorite pieces of original art I own.
Plastic-Man by Romona Fradon
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
All @thepwhl.com games stream for free on YouTube
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 19/02/2026
put it in the Louvre
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
s/playoff/goldmedalgame
Tweet from Jon Bois reading "why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter"
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Applies to any knockout hockey game
Tweet by Jon Bois stating "why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter"
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Backfired for this guy
Image of pole vaulter's large penis hitting the bar.
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Sean Jacobs @mictlan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Schrödinger's President.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
They do this with all those right wing books, too. It's how they all become New York Times bestsellers. Various organizations will buy the books, and then "donate" them, or let them rot in a warehouse somewhere.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Yeah. Heavy enough that he couldn't move it himself, but light enough that only two/three of us were needed to swing it. Perfect weight.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We'd swing our friend's mini sideways in the parking spot every so often. They'd have to wait for the cars in the adjacent spots to leave before they could.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on" -Bill Hicks
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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a man in a kings jersey stands in front of a purple lightning storm
Alt: a man in a kings jersey stands in front of a purple lightning storm
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Yeah. There was one at Dennis the Menace Park in Monterey, Ca, when I was growing up in the 70s/80s
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Just a little Christmas present to myself. A Fred Hembeck Element Lad sketch card, and a Ramona Fradon Plastic Man.
Element Lad sketch card by Fred HembeckPencil drawing of Plastic Man by Ramona Fradon.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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a cartoon car with a man 's face painted on the front of it .
Alt: a cartoon car with a man 's face painted on the front of it .
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Delayed start. Issue with the floor.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A piece of Sacramento Kings history found at a thrift shop. Signed by the brothers Maloof.
Front of a bright green and purple Team Maloof jerseyBack of a bright green and purple Team Maloof jersey. Signed by Joe and Gavin Maloof.
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Same place they found Tiny Elvis
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a group of people in a car watching a movie
Alt: a group of people in a car with a tiny Elvis on the dashboard
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
In my middle school and high school band, first chair was always the left most (from audience perspective) of a given instrument. If there are multiple rows of the instrument, they were also in the first row of that grouping
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Once saw a comedian say the following: "Wanna have some fun? Go to the store. Get alcohol and diapers. When told the total, act like you didn't have enough money and ask them to take off the diapers."
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Kings mascot Roy Al
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Evergreen
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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a woman says for-e-ver while sitting on an airplane
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Josh Abraham @thejoshabraham.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!
An illustration of a scene from Fargo drawn in the style of the comic strip The Far Side: Marge encountering the wood chipper situation and exclaiming, “Oh Jeez.”
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Jonathan @rockatansky.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Squidward looking out a window at SpongeBob and Patrick having fun.
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Matt Goode - wishlist SONGRUNNER on steam @mattgoode.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
my submission to #GMTKJam is SongRunner! play notes using keys 1-8 to create platforms and make your way to the end! i made 11 levels for this, but since the jam ended i've been swimming in different ideas for this concept. mattgoode.itch.io/songrunner #Godot #GameJam #IndieDev
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