Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They're locked in a room until the votes are decisive enough to determine the next Pope. A candidate requires a 2/3 majority to be elected as Pope. If no candidate meets that majority, they burn the ballots with black smoke. If they find the next pope, white smoke. For safety meeting, green smoke 😛 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 07/10/20261. The College of Cardinals elects the Pope, so technically, the Pope is elected. 2. The Pope, like any priest, takes a vow of celibacy. He doesn't care about "bitches" as that's not how he rolls. 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I just saw a political ad that was just audio of Trump gaslighting and spewing a bunch of propaganda, then at the end, it said paid for by the US government. If my tax dollars are paying for that, I want a refund! 032
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I just realized I didn't share this on here before. Since my mother passed away 3 weeks ago, I've been challenging myself to learn how to cook more things. This is the chicken tortellini soup I made from scratch Friday night 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Better than I'm doing, I'm stuck in the 208 to 212 range 000
Reposted by Rocco RacclownChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a new antibiotic, known as manikomycin, that may be a bulwark in the fight against drug-resistant superbugs. By attacking the ribosome in a never-before-seen way, manikomycin can evade the existing mechanisms pathogens have developed to resist antibiotics. 7440271175
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I plan to spend the weekend up there when I go so it won't just be spreading ashes, but also reliving some good memories as when I was growing up, a vacationed with my family up there every year until I started working in the carnivals 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I appreciate you reminding me of something I can do when I head up to Door County, WI for a weekend next year to spread some of my mother's ashes into Green Bay as she wished (sincerely). Between the towns of Fish Creek and Ephraim up there, they still have a drive-in called Skyway! 100
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mr Potato Head always looks more like Steve Harveystatic.klipy.comSteve Harvey Laughs on Little Big ShotsALT: Steve Harvey Laughs on Little Big Shots 080
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think they're following the ways of Barbie, LOL, considering that they have had black versions of Barbie and Ken for ages 000
Reposted by Rocco RacclownChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children. 3236051052
Reposted by Rocco RacclownThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.comNSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular MuppetsPORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th... 282130394
Reposted by Rocco RacclownChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.” Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it. Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out. 673083752
Reposted by Rocco RacclownMeta Resistance @metaresistance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A president does not get to choose his own press corps. The White House briefing room is not Trump's stage and the press pass is not a party favor handed out for flattering coverage, it is the public's seat in the room, held in trust by reporters who work for us, not for him. 12675246
Reposted by Rocco RacclownAlicia @aliciablackgirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026For all the red hatters ignorantly throwing the word "communism" around, this is what an actual communist does - attacks and suppresses the press. You people are really, really poorly educated cult members. 2522866
Reposted by Rocco Racclownfurnace (haunt) 🏚️❤️🔥🕷️🕸️🦹🦇 @furnace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026new cat evolution just droppedstatic.klipy.comRed Dwarf Cat DanceAlt: Red Dwarf Cat Dance 2113
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The funniest fart squirrel sighting I remember was back when I was a carny many years ago working the Illinois State Fair. One night after hours, I watched a cat go into a horse barn, then a skunk went into the barn, then the cat darted out of there like a bat out of Hell. It was like RL Pepe LePew! 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Coyote vs Acme used him as an adult pun on the word "predator" 😛 010
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My mom's official obituary www.prughfuneral.com/obituary/Jud...prughfuneral.comObituary for Judy Sandell | Prugh Funeral ServiceCelebrate the life of Judy Sandell and join others in sharing memories, stories, and condolences. 010
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The look on Greek's face is priceless, plus the tail bondage 🤣 100
Reposted by Rocco Racclown🌈VHS KILLED THE RADIO STAR 📼📹 @vhsdragoness.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When you and your friends have the same kink 29214
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It looks like they were trying to rip off the Cub scout mascot Akira, just with more of a coyote coloration 030
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's just missing the word "Barber" as that pattern is a barber pole💈 010
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Please note that this is not my mother's official obituary, but the best way I could summarize her life without bias. I'm still having spells where I break out in tears, believe me, but I will not let this loss break me. I'm just very grateful for everything mom did for me throughout my life 😥 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comScatman John ScatmanALT: Scatman John Scatman 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As a life update, my mother is in critical condition right now, I have been at the hospital for two and a half hours 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I plant to next month along with my covid shot, I generally get them in October 111
Reposted by Rocco RacclownThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed 242442221
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It was an homage to many of their 1980s bumpers 010
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The SNES version makes you question the Genie more www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2Ne...youtube.comAladdin (SNES): Stage 4: Genie's LampYouTube video by Carls493 210
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Then the level where the Genie tries to kill Aladdin www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgUI...youtube.comAladdin (Genesis): Level 8: Inside the LampYouTube video by Carls493 320
Reposted by Rocco RacclownMarie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Trump promised his tariffs would bring businesses to America. Instead, U.S. companies are moving production to CANADA to stay competitive worldwide. 🇨🇦 Another Trump promise…completely ass backwards. #ElbowsUp #CanadaStrong #USDemocracy #RisingBlue 27624282
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026How hot has the heatwave been in Burlington, IA? For the last 3 days, this squirrel has been taking afternoon siestas on my front porch. I call him "Napping Nutty" Before anybody gets too alarmed, yes I did leave out some water, I filled a dog bowl and refilled the bird bath on the side of the house 031
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026How hot has the heatwave been in Burlington, IA? For the last 3 days, this squirrel has been taking afternoon siestas on my front porch. I call him "Napping Nutty" Before anybody gets too alarmed, yes I did leave out some water, I filled a dog bowl and refilled the bird bath on the side of the house 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026For @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com and others Just a kind reminder, Coyote vs Acme does sound like a fun movie, but let's not forget that Coyote vs Acme it's not the first time that Wile E Coyote has appeared in court 😛 youtu.be/KCdeQ3bBBDY?...youtu.beWile E. Coyote On "Night Court"YouTube video by Diamond Joe 043
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Some people are just prudes about language and need to lighten the fuck up sometimes 😛 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If you see this post not quite Star Trekstatic.klipy.comBeavis and Butt-Head Star Trek ParodyALT: Beavis and Butt-Head Star Trek Parody 050
Reposted by Rocco RacclownTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ahahaha get fucked loser 182128442
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026With all of the lies the federal government has been making up about autism since Trump returned to office, I'm surprised that's not listed on there 000
Rocco Racclown @roccoracc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I've never had to say yes to that before, and my insurance is covered it every year 020