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Rob Weldon

@robweldon.bsky.social
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Author, The Omnist series —Magical Noir—horror comedy, dark humor Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium Mostly Human, Mostly Cat The Omnist and the Cosmic Egg The Patina of Dorothy Grant Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap The Soul Phone Collector

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The best way to design a stupid T-shirt for no reason is by scheduling time to revise your book. I’m sending my final, seventh draft to my proofreader in two days and this is what I’m doing instead. My focus is, um, missing. #writing #humor
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IYKYK #detroittigers
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve actually been famous since the 80s. Garbage Pail Kids receipts. #genx
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you enjoy Widow’s Bay, I humbly suggest these for your consideration. A mixture of horror comedy and magical noir: Mostly Human, Mostly Cat The Soul Phone Collector
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For those who have read my first book, Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium, this is the bar from chapter two. They sees a commercial for CSE and decides to cross the street and check it out. (That space is actually a Chipotle) Do you know where my friend Dave is sitting? #books
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No one told me I’d get “girl reading book 5 in a hot tub” pics before I published. So, yeah, that’s pretty cool. Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Plus, a shout out to Tony’s Darts Away. #books #hottub #craftbeer
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As the Jimothy exposure slowly fades, followed by an inevitable surge when he eventually passes, don’t fall for it! He might not fully go away… I smell something coming. It might take a minute to flesh out, maybe a year
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
In short, in The Omnist series, Executive Saints are the upsells of the Emporium’s freemium model. I sometimes wear this pin. It’s fiction though. Right? #books #author
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As a Tigers fan, I have to admit this is breaking my heart. And living in LA for 30 years, I don't hate the Dodgers. Going to a game next week. But Michigan forever. #detroit
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The physicality of Yksian was inspired by Peter Steele of Type O Negative (RIP). On stage Peter would drink red wine from the bottle, and he was so tall it that looked like a beer. Yksian is a key character in five of the first six books in The Omnist series. #booksky #goth
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
As a craft beer nerd and author of this book, coupled with crippling self-deprecation, I find this funny.
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m sending gift bags to the Bookhemian Rhapsody book club in NJ, who are on book 5 of The Omnist series, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. They include: Keychain bottle-opener Pin Stainless steel bookmark 3 stickers Toy coffin w spooky chapstick #bookclub #swag #yaaaay
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Repping The Skeptics’ Guide to the Universe in Silver Lake and Burbank. #nerd
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hospital of Emotions Art exhibit in Los Angeles
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Met Cara Santa Maria and Steven Novella at a taping for The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe. I was giddy but able to hold it together.
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is how hot it was today #losangeles #heatwave
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Two years ago today I released my sixth book, The Soul Phone Collector, and one of these screen grabs is a sticker I still use as my phone's wallpaper. The other I grabbed last year on Halloween in order to capture a specific time. I think it looks cool. Today's a good day to share.
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Could a Mote remind people to read more? #bookseries #horror #comedy
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
See what LA locations you recognize in the book series… #losangeles #reading
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The guitar has a skin strap, intestines for strings, a bone bridge, and teeth as tuners. The body and neck are made from an extinct tree, the last cut down a thousand years ago. #books #horrorcomedy
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Are you more of a witch or more of a cat? I bet you think this book is about you, don’t you?
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Tattoos and books.
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You know things are desperate when you’re looking at food at 6a on the ‘zon. Also, I just learned this is a thing. Wtf… Imagine eating a popsicle and thinking, f*ck, I wish this was pickled. #hungry
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
More HorrorCon LA
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Here are just a few awesome people I met at HorrorCon LA. #horror #goth #books
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My friend Tim just completed an awesome book on leadership for young adults. I love speaking w other writers and artists, and am stoked when their journey leads to this. This is so cool! Of course, it's a process, and it's the process we find so fulfilling. Tim, you inspire me to keep keeping on!
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This will be my second year at HorrorCon LA. I’m curious if I’ll recognize anyone. horrorconla.com #books
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Halfway to Halloween. Part 2 (Still) Meeting readers > screaming into the void Even if the void wants it (Does the void have a safe word?) #books #horror
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
To celebrate the 129th anniversary of Bram Stoker’s genre-defining book, here’s pic of a friend (Ted) and me at the 100th anniversary convention in LA. Math. And a current-ish copy of said book. I don’t usually keep it in an opened coffin, but it’s a fun pic.
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Come for Goth Day, stay for Goth Year. #genx
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Meeting readers > screaming into the void Halfway to Halloween photo dump number two. #books
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Meeting readers > screaming into the void Halfway to Halloween photo dump number one. #horror
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This weekend! Halfway to Halloween… #horror
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I rarely get to see this angle of how my hair is changing. I embrace the grey streaks. #genx
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’m signing books next weekend! With help from Azara’s Oddities, Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium jumps from fiction to reality at Halfway to Halloween. #horror
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'll be at the Halfway to Halloween festival in Riverside signing books, selling unique merchandise. Maybe l'Il be wearing a hat. IDK. May 1, 2, and 3. Easterween? A sunny place for nightmares. #horror
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You see, the "A" is really a subliminal vote of approval. But it may not work now. I've inadvertently exposed and ruined it. #craftbeer #magichour #A
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
One of my favorite parts of creating The Omnist universe has been blending it w reality. A pop-up version of Consumia's Spiritual Emporium will exist again at Halfway to Halloween in Riverside May 1, 2, and 3. #books #cosplay
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
One summer, little 11 yr old Robby listened to Detroit Tigers games on the radio while sorting baseball cards, drawing players (like Kirk Gibson), and building a toothpick Tiger stadium. That was the last time they won the World Series. In a totally not superstitious manner, here are photos. #mlb
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Pho cafe, I love you, but even after all these years, I feel you don’t really know me. #pho #fortune #fortunecookie
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The universe dressed me. I expect a lot of music posts today. #thecure #music #spotify #80s #90s
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Indie books for indie thinkers. Support indie authors! Holidays. Planes, trains, and automobiles. The introvert’s secret weapon. #shopping #reading #writing
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I love this time of year: dried leaves, spices, hot cider, baseball playoffs…and Halloween. I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season.
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I just canyon’t… #piercing #clickbait #tldr
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
So few people see these posts. If you’d like to be on my email list for future books and events (literally only a couple a year), please DM me your email address. Love you!
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Horror Con LA 2025 Part I #horror #halloween
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
#california
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Vocabulary of The Omnist series, part VII: Who are Executive Saints? Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions. #bookseries #spirituality
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Show a pic from the 90s: Too-skinny, baby Rob, early 90s, and 50 lbs lighter. Also, I forgot that shirt existed. #90s
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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
“I’m whore.” Is that about me or the barista? It actually stands for Irishman Mocha w whole milk. But that’s not fun. #coffee #writing
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