Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The best way to design a stupid T-shirt for no reason is by scheduling time to revise your book. I’m sending my final, seventh draft to my proofreader in two days and this is what I’m doing instead. My focus is, um, missing. #writing #humor 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve actually been famous since the 80s. Garbage Pail Kids receipts. #genx 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If you enjoy Widow’s Bay, I humbly suggest these for your consideration. A mixture of horror comedy and magical noir: Mostly Human, Mostly Cat The Soul Phone Collector 100
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026For those who have read my first book, Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium, this is the bar from chapter two. They sees a commercial for CSE and decides to cross the street and check it out. (That space is actually a Chipotle) Do you know where my friend Dave is sitting? #books 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026No one told me I’d get “girl reading book 5 in a hot tub” pics before I published. So, yeah, that’s pretty cool. Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Plus, a shout out to Tony’s Darts Away. #books #hottub #craftbeer 010
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026As the Jimothy exposure slowly fades, followed by an inevitable surge when he eventually passes, don’t fall for it! He might not fully go away… I smell something coming. It might take a minute to flesh out, maybe a year 010
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026In short, in The Omnist series, Executive Saints are the upsells of the Emporium’s freemium model. I sometimes wear this pin. It’s fiction though. Right? #books #author 020
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026As a Tigers fan, I have to admit this is breaking my heart. And living in LA for 30 years, I don't hate the Dodgers. Going to a game next week. But Michigan forever. #detroit 010
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The physicality of Yksian was inspired by Peter Steele of Type O Negative (RIP). On stage Peter would drink red wine from the bottle, and he was so tall it that looked like a beer. Yksian is a key character in five of the first six books in The Omnist series. #booksky #goth 030
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026As a craft beer nerd and author of this book, coupled with crippling self-deprecation, I find this funny. 100
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’m sending gift bags to the Bookhemian Rhapsody book club in NJ, who are on book 5 of The Omnist series, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. They include: Keychain bottle-opener Pin Stainless steel bookmark 3 stickers Toy coffin w spooky chapstick #bookclub #swag #yaaaay 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Repping The Skeptics’ Guide to the Universe in Silver Lake and Burbank. #nerd 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Met Cara Santa Maria and Steven Novella at a taping for The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe. I was giddy but able to hold it together. 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Two years ago today I released my sixth book, The Soul Phone Collector, and one of these screen grabs is a sticker I still use as my phone's wallpaper. The other I grabbed last year on Halloween in order to capture a specific time. I think it looks cool. Today's a good day to share. 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Could a Mote remind people to read more? #bookseries #horror #comedy 010
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026See what LA locations you recognize in the book series… #losangeles #reading 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The guitar has a skin strap, intestines for strings, a bone bridge, and teeth as tuners. The body and neck are made from an extinct tree, the last cut down a thousand years ago. #books #horrorcomedy 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Are you more of a witch or more of a cat? I bet you think this book is about you, don’t you? 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026You know things are desperate when you’re looking at food at 6a on the ‘zon. Also, I just learned this is a thing. Wtf… Imagine eating a popsicle and thinking, f*ck, I wish this was pickled. #hungry 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Here are just a few awesome people I met at HorrorCon LA. #horror #goth #books 050
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026My friend Tim just completed an awesome book on leadership for young adults. I love speaking w other writers and artists, and am stoked when their journey leads to this. This is so cool! Of course, it's a process, and it's the process we find so fulfilling. Tim, you inspire me to keep keeping on! 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026This will be my second year at HorrorCon LA. I’m curious if I’ll recognize anyone. horrorconla.com #books 020
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Halfway to Halloween. Part 2 (Still) Meeting readers > screaming into the void Even if the void wants it (Does the void have a safe word?) #books #horror 020
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026To celebrate the 129th anniversary of Bram Stoker’s genre-defining book, here’s pic of a friend (Ted) and me at the 100th anniversary convention in LA. Math. And a current-ish copy of said book. I don’t usually keep it in an opened coffin, but it’s a fun pic. 120
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Meeting readers > screaming into the void Halfway to Halloween photo dump number two. #books 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Meeting readers > screaming into the void Halfway to Halloween photo dump number one. #horror 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I rarely get to see this angle of how my hair is changing. I embrace the grey streaks. #genx 030
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I’m signing books next weekend! With help from Azara’s Oddities, Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium jumps from fiction to reality at Halfway to Halloween. #horror 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I'll be at the Halfway to Halloween festival in Riverside signing books, selling unique merchandise. Maybe l'Il be wearing a hat. IDK. May 1, 2, and 3. Easterween? A sunny place for nightmares. #horror 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026You see, the "A" is really a subliminal vote of approval. But it may not work now. I've inadvertently exposed and ruined it. #craftbeer #magichour #A 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026One of my favorite parts of creating The Omnist universe has been blending it w reality. A pop-up version of Consumia's Spiritual Emporium will exist again at Halfway to Halloween in Riverside May 1, 2, and 3. #books #cosplay 101
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026One summer, little 11 yr old Robby listened to Detroit Tigers games on the radio while sorting baseball cards, drawing players (like Kirk Gibson), and building a toothpick Tiger stadium. That was the last time they won the World Series. In a totally not superstitious manner, here are photos. #mlb 110
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Pho cafe, I love you, but even after all these years, I feel you don’t really know me. #pho #fortune #fortunecookie 010
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025The universe dressed me. I expect a lot of music posts today. #thecure #music #spotify #80s #90s 070
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Indie books for indie thinkers. Support indie authors! Holidays. Planes, trains, and automobiles. The introvert’s secret weapon. #shopping #reading #writing 022
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I love this time of year: dried leaves, spices, hot cider, baseball playoffs…and Halloween. I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season. 120
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025So few people see these posts. If you’d like to be on my email list for future books and events (literally only a couple a year), please DM me your email address. Love you! 110
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Vocabulary of The Omnist series, part VII: Who are Executive Saints? Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions. #bookseries #spirituality 000
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Show a pic from the 90s: Too-skinny, baby Rob, early 90s, and 50 lbs lighter. Also, I forgot that shirt existed. #90s 020
Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 30/08/2025“I’m whore.” Is that about me or the barista? It actually stands for Irishman Mocha w whole milk. But that’s not fun. #coffee #writing 030