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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In general, if an establishment offers napkins, take one. #coffee

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The best way to motivate yourself to do chores is by setting aside time to write.

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’ve consumed the Doctors and the Whos and the Widows and the Bays. Next up: The Dungeons and the Carls I’m told the series is totally similar to what I write, despite it being more sci-fi, so I look forward to this. #dungeoncrawlercarl #widowsbay #doctorwho

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’ve actually been famous since the 80s. Garbage Pail Kids receipts. #genx

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s shocking how often people confuse being skeptical with being cynical. Not the same. #conspiracies

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Kill your idols. Then raise your children to defeat you. #fandom #parenting

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I keep hearing that, apparently, it’s important to have been to more than one rodeo. I’m at zero, but as far as I can tell, I wasn’t born yesterday. #nerd #humor

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If you enjoy Widow’s Bay, I humbly suggest these for your consideration. A mixture of horror comedy and magical noir: Mostly Human, Mostly Cat The Soul Phone Collector

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That odd feeling when you wake up with your laptop still on your chest after falling asleep writing.

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Author’s girth: How thick, dense, and impenetrable an author’s writing is. Often enhanced in order to impress. #humor

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

For those of you who proclaim “the happiest of birthdays” or use the phrase “trips around the sun,” I say behold, I’ve been here many times: The port of air in the land of port. #nerd

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

For those who have read my first book, Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium, this is the bar from chapter two. They sees a commercial for CSE and decides to cross the street and check it out. (That space is actually a Chipotle) Do you know where my friend Dave is sitting? #books

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

No one told me I’d get “girl reading book 5 in a hot tub” pics before I published. So, yeah, that’s pretty cool. Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Plus, a shout out to Tony’s Darts Away. #books #hottub #craftbeer

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Omg…I finally finished this draft! It addressed editor’s notes and should’ve taken a month This was thirteen freaking months! To be fair, I gave her a crappy document and it cost me a yr Now, two-three quicker drafts to go Next up, all the notes I took this year are front and center #editing

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Sell your soul in five words or fewer: “Who reads terms and conditions?” #fineprint

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sell your soul in five words or fewer: “I have time to write” #writing

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

While in an Uber, my friend AJ texted me and dared me to ask my driver where the bathroom was. Freaking weirdo. But I did. “Hey man, where’s your bathroom?” The driver whipped his head to side-eye me. “What!?” “Nothing” #writing #humor

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

As the Jimothy exposure slowly fades, followed by an inevitable surge when he eventually passes, don’t fall for it! He might not fully go away… I smell something coming. It might take a minute to flesh out, maybe a year

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Curious how many people I know in Albuquerque, as my first two books are now available at a cool collectibles, comics, and vinyl store, Astro-Zombies. Chris is cool AF. Tell him I said “Hi” #albuquerque

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

A female couple is talking, one holding a dog. I wasn’t listening, but learned Amelie’s name when they broke into harmony, singing “Am-el-eeeee” as the chorus of a song. Amelie wiggled her tail. And they continued conversing like nothing happened. Normalize jump-cuts to sing your pet’s name!

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

In short, in The Omnist series, Executive Saints are the upsells of the Emporium’s freemium model. I sometimes wear this pin. It’s fiction though. Right? #books #author

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Look, a reply guy Most of the time he’s only Mansplaining to girls #haiku #humor

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My haikus are dumb I’d like to make them less dumb But again, I’m dumb #writing #humor

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I enjoy watching throw-y, hitty, runny, catchy in the summer. Then next month, we’ll get throw-y, runny, catchy, hitty for the fall. #MLB vs #NFL

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The visceral, grotesque reaction to hearing somebody in the bathroom stall next to you on their phone watching videos. “You know, we’re living in a society!” Where’s George when you need him? #seinfeld

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

As a Tigers fan, I have to admit this is breaking my heart. And living in LA for 30 years, I don't hate the Dodgers. Going to a game next week. But Michigan forever. #detroit

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The thing about these (used-to-be-rare) humid summer mornings in Los Angeles is that it’s perfect weather right now. Key words: right now Don’t check on me in four hours.

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The physicality of Yksian was inspired by Peter Steele of Type O Negative (RIP). On stage Peter would drink red wine from the bottle, and he was so tall it that looked like a beer. Yksian is a key character in five of the first six books in The Omnist series. #booksky #goth

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

A toddler standing in line with her Mom at a coffee shop keeps reaching out to people and saying “‘Scuse me. ‘Scuse me” and smiling, as if she thinks it means hello. I’m dying. #kids

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

As a craft beer nerd and author of this book, coupled with crippling self-deprecation, I find this funny.

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I’m sending gift bags to the Bookhemian Rhapsody book club in NJ, who are on book 5 of The Omnist series, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. They include: Keychain bottle-opener Pin Stainless steel bookmark 3 stickers Toy coffin w spooky chapstick #bookclub #swag #yaaaay

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Eyeballing every set of bookshelves set out at the curb, even though I wasn’t looking for any and have no space for more #books #trash

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If you run 10k several times a week but never in an organized race, people consider you a runner. Same notion w writing: If you write for a couple hours several times a week but have never published, you are a writer.

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Repping The Skeptics’ Guide to the Universe in Silver Lake and Burbank. #nerd

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Hospital of Emotions Art exhibit in Los Angeles

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Met Cara Santa Maria and Steven Novella at a taping for The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe. I was giddy but able to hold it together.

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Two years ago today I released my sixth book, The Soul Phone Collector, and one of these screen grabs is a sticker I still use as my phone's wallpaper. The other I grabbed last year on Halloween in order to capture a specific time. I think it looks cool. Today's a good day to share.

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Sell your book in five words or fewer: Lost souls, found phones, Halloween —The Soul Phone Collector #author

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Sell your book in five words or fewer: God of Sleep vs barista —Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap #coffee

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Sell your book in five words or less: “Dorian Gray, social media vampire” —The Patina of Dorothy Grant #horror #comedy

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Sell your book in five words or less: Dead inside or dead outside? —The Omnist and the Cosmos Egg

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Your book in five words or less: Exes suck; cats rule. —Mostly Human, Mostly Cat

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Sell your book in five words or less: Merch is expensive, Magic free. —Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I saw a Zoomer out in the wild wearing a Rolling Stones tee When encountering: 1. Do NOT ask them to name 3 songs 2. Do NOT name 30 songs 3. Do NOT remind them they weren’t even born yet 4. Do NOT ask their age 5. DO say “Great album. I have that on vinyl” These rules will improve everyone’s day

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

See what LA locations you recognize in the book series… #losangeles #reading

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

“Still punk as fuck,” I mutter to myself as I struggle to reach my shoes.

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Rob Weldon @robweldon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The guitar has a skin strap, intestines for strings, a bone bridge, and teeth as tuners. The body and neck are made from an extinct tree, the last cut down a thousand years ago. #books #horrorcomedy

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