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Rob Ullman

@robullman.bsky.social
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Illustrator and designer. DKPittsburghSports.com Commonwealth Outdoor Co.

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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's ALL-NEW Cartoon Canon on DK Pittsburgh Sports! www.dkpittsburghsports.com/team/pirates...
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Cartoon Canon: The Chief of triples!
Considering Forbes Field’s cavernous fair territory, it only stands to reason that the player with the most triples in a season would be a Pirate!ROB ULLMAN / DKPSCheck out more of my Cartoon Ca
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scant hours remain to get in on the early bird special and save yourself a couple bucks, so if you've been on the fence, why not jump in there and take advantage of it right now? www.kickstarter.com/projects/ull...
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24 Hours in Zion: a travelogue
In 2024 I visited Zion National Park for just 24 hours, and this comic book tells the story of how I spent them.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GOOD NEWS, EVERYBODY! The Kickstarter for 24 Hours in Zion is LIVE! Please consider giving this project a follow and a pledge, and share with anyone you think might be interested in it...I think you'll love it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ull...
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24 Hours in Zion: a travelogue
In 2024 I visited Zion National Park for just 24 hours, and this comic book tells the story of how I spent them.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If any other team was coached by Mike McCarthy and had Aaron Rodgers, Mason Rudolph and DK Metcalf on the roster, I would want them to lose every single game. Come to think of it, I’m not entirely sure I don’t wanna see that outcome for this one.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My Kickstarter for "24 Hours in Zion" begins next Tuesday, the first day of fall… And you’ll save a couple bucks if you back it within the first couple of hours. Spread the word wide and far, friends… www.kickstarter.com/projects/ull...
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Coming soon: 24 Hours in Zion: a travelogue
In 2024 I visited Zion National Park for just 24 hours, and this comic book tells the story of how I spent them.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I finally watched No Way Out (I saw Stakeout that weekend in 1987 instead, sorry) and somehow 39 years passed without the ending being spoiled for me. GOOD WORK EVERYBODY!!
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Since the beginning of September, @pirates.com are on a tear. Won 8 of 10, a couple series wins, and still they've gained exactly ONE HALF game in the Wild Card standings (4.5 games out). BUT, they're not out. So, this is the playoffs. Win every game and you might get in. Beats watching football.
Dr. Strange one scenario
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hello BlueSky friends. I have a new comic debuting this weekend at SPX about a hiking and camping trip in Utah called 24 Hours in Zion, and I think you will enjoy it. If I don’t see you at the show on Saturday or Sunday, you’ll be able to grab one via mail order early next week!
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
’Tis the season, an entirely new slate of NFL-centric commercials to hate!
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Word on the street is the new iPhone folds, just like Apple itself does to the pathetic whims of President Diaper Baby.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
REMINDER: Today is a great day to call up your Trump-voting dad, uncle or grandma, and tell them what a fucking loser they are.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well past time for someone to take this motherfucker to the Train Station.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck you, Google.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It really is impressive how this fuckhead looks like the most insufferable douchebag ever born in every single photo ever taken of him.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Suc-ee's.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You cannot be mad at the sun for shining. You cannot be mad at the ocean for being wet. You cannot be mad at losers and quitters for losing and quitting. This is a post about Pirates baseball.
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
a nation remains enraptured with the exploits of the pedophile president's diaper mistress
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Fantagraphics @fantagraphics.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
SCAM ALERT: Do not order from www.fantagraphics-us.com, it is not a legitimate website! They have cloned our real website and are stealing people’s credit card information. If you want to order directly from us, please do so at www.fantagraphics.com.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nobody can spoil a Saturday night sellout like YOUR Pittsburgh Pirates.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cartoon Canon: J-Hay stuns LA! www.dkpittsburghsports.com/team/pirates...
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Cartoon Canon: J-Hay stuns LA!
Great to see Josh Harrison in town last weekend to retire as a Pirate. An easy favorite from those talented 2010s teams. ROB ULLMAN / DKPSCheck out more of my Cartoon Canon strips!
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
As long as they're nice to YOU, right? What a pathetic simp move to make. SHES MARRIED BRO.
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Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 13/08/2026
One you might find surprising. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt & members of her team have been extremely helpful in responding to questions I raise. Regardless of public facing commentary, privately they are willing to engage and address questions. And I have appreciated that. Thank you
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
All the money in the fucking world and @netflix.com and at @mlb.com can’t put together halfway decent image advertising a tentpole event without resorting to shitty AI slop. Our culture and society is truly fucked.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh shit! It’s Etherington Day! @etheringtonbros.bsky.social
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Having some fun with a new pen. I wish I had the patience/time/talent to make this comic. #jlu #DCfenders
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
126 Years ago, the Pirates and Reds played a triple header. www.dkpittsburghsports.com/team/pirates...
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Cartoon Canon: The last tripleheader!
A strange set of circumstances led to the only triple header in the last 135 years of Major League Baseball.ROB ULLMAN / DKPSCheck out more of my Cartoon Canon strips!
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As another avid hiker who encourages others to be avid hikers as well, take it from me about the last fucking thing you need on any hike is a Byrna Less-lethal Launcher. False advertising sucks.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The ubiquitous Matt Vasgergian, trotted out for every insipid “sports event” on every outlet.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What’s up with Brandon Marsh anyway? Does he dip his comb in Crisco all the time, or just before baseball games?
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
International Corgi Day? Hell, why not? This one hiked almost all the way up Mount Rogers today.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
How on earth did the decide to call it “The Boroughs“ and not “Senior Things”?
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If a phalanx of shirtless shitheads starts showing up at every baseball game, I’ll never fucking go again.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Marcell Ozuna is a piece of shit human being, and he sucks at baseball.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
When he was still playing, I saw a lot of Detroit games in Cleveland and Pittsburgh, and would always crack up my friends mocking Don Kelly as a clueless shit for brains. Like Gil on The Simpsons... even did the voice: “Aw geez, anybody got a helmet ol‘ Don could borrow?” I may have been too kind.
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Nate in NH @nateperotti.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
All this is true & people need to accept it
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is such a stupid, tired complaint. Anybody with half a brain can figure out how to watch every game on every platform and still probably spend less than one month's cable bill. Forgot to cancel a sub and got charged? Fuck you. There's a phone in your hand, grow up and set a reminder.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Maybe it means I’m a bad person, but I don’t give a rat’s red ass about JJ Weatherholt and I’m sick of hearing about him.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I say this, fully knowing I will likely regret it at some point in the not too distant future: I am ready for some Pirates BlueSky.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
CLEAR THE DECK.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
On the Peacock broadcast John Kruk just said “I’ll tell you what, the 90s were a blur. A very ugly blur.“ and they’re just gonna go to commercial and leave it there?
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The fact that they’ve got Farmer Billy Marblemouth from Bugfuck, VA trotting out MAGA greatest hits like “Illegals” and “Trans Panic” during every single commercial break makes me think they know they’re gonna get absolutely PASTED in the special election. Tuesday can’t come soon enough.
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#nokings
Man holds sign
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It sucks, because I (and more importantly my kids) have to live here too, but this stupid, ignorant, pathetic, ridiculous and laughable excuse for a country deserves every single bad thing that happens to it and more.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
" Demanding a Trump resignation is the right thing to do, and it’s an easy thing to do. It requires no procedures, no legislative battles. It just requires stating the truth—that Trump should resign because he is an evil, cruel man who hates the Constitution."
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Fun times in the nosebleeds!
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Make sure to cancel all those Black Friday specials on streaming services! Just cancelled Peacock (Olympics are over), YouTube Premium (free trial ended/$13/mo. about to kick in) & Kindle Unlimited (likewise). Gotta hit these tech fucks in the wallet, it's the only thing they understand!
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Rob Ullman @robullman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Tom Wilson only drinks pee from the Urine region of France.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 04/02/2026
The degree to which "America" is a bill of goods sold to us by people have never believed a single goddamn word they've said about it has frankly astonished me. I figured at least some would be high off their own supply but nope, it's all red-white-and-blue bunting over Epstein Island to them
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