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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 12/10/2026

No I did not forget to stop my workout on my fitness tracker, I just had a 3-hour cooldown as was my plan all along 🏃‍♂️

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 11/10/2026

Dammit, Ted Lasso, I can’t stop saying “Oo Goobley!”

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 09/10/2026

When Linus explains the true meaning of Christmas, it was pretty cool of Charlie Brown not to say “aren’t you the guy who sat outside all night waiting for the Great Pumpkin? Maybe I shouldn’t take religious advice from you.”

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 08/10/2026

quick poll: is the word ‘twat’ considered explicit when referring to a person, in the context of that person being a jerk or a-hole? Wanna make sure my track warning labels are accurate so Tipper Gore doesn’t come after me 😜

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 07/10/2026

10 of 12 mastered mixes ready for delivery, 2 more to tweak before I pull myself kicking and screaming from the knobs and faders 🎚️🎛️ 🔈🎧💿

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 06/10/2026

They hired Tom From Maine but he was ineffective

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 06/10/2026

I guess it’s up to the Warner Sister to save us now…

Drawing of Animaniacs character Dot Warner, wearing a pink skirt, a yellow flower holding up her ears, on a green background

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 05/10/2026

Don’t watch this clip high with the sound off or you’ll think Beaker & Dr. Bunsen Honeydew came to life

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 04/10/2026

“Our opponents are airing more annoying political ads than we are! Can you please chip in $10 se we can buy more annoying political ads?” (I’m only giving money to candidates dedicated to overturning/eliminating Citizens United)

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 03/10/2026

“tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one--the "Ted Danson" plane!”

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 02/10/2026

🎶 I’m a weirdo I’m a beardo I’m a thrice-pierced ear-do I play my music in the sun…🎶

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 02/10/2026

I was hoping for “Waramount” :-(

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 02/10/2026

Ah, Sam Brownback, that takes me back! He inspired this song “I’m as Broke as Kansas” about managing your personal finances the way he ran the state’s 🤣 youtu.be/x_KonTmfIFg

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I’m as Broke as Kansas [lyric video]

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 30/09/2026

The mixes are dialed in, the album art is almost there… now all I have to do is change the entire culture to get people to pay for music again!

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 30/09/2026

Vlad let go of a few strings

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 30/09/2026

Max, you are the hero we need!

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 30/09/2026

I’d make a great billionaire cuz I’d do things with my 💵 like hire a marching band to play the Iowa Fight Song at every Eric Schmitt appearance between now and when he shuffles off his mortal coil youtu.be/l4ANP8g8wrE?...

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Iowa Fight Song

YouTube video by University of Iowa

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 30/09/2026

Breaking: to try to attract fans of The Bear, NBC will be adding Chicago Sandwich to their Wednesday night lineup

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 29/09/2026

Senator Eric Schmidt (R-MO) is super upset to learn Caitlin Clark is playing for the Atlanta Hawks!

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 29/09/2026

Turns out all those Deep State agents were just checking for screwworm and diarrhea lettuce

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 29/09/2026

Congrats! A shot of Old Tennis Shoes to celebrate!! 🥃

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 26/09/2026

Finally got a chance to listen, very nice! I like the John Cale version too, it's got a country-ish vibe. Thanks for the suggestion!

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 26/09/2026

If only there were a way for the voters of a state to choose their senator 🤔

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 24/09/2026

I took the AC unit out of the window before Halloween; please clap

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 24/09/2026

47 is shutting down the Kennedy Center, NYC has a free ticket lottery for the opera. Save me from this socialist nightmare!!!

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 23/09/2026

If I saw a creature wearing that on its belt I’d say, “gimme five bees for a quarter!”

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 22/09/2026

Everyone is rightly concerned about control of CNN, but don’t sleep on oligarch-owned MTV bringing us stuff like Road Rules: The Real Tradwives of DC!

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 22/09/2026

Trump signing a Greenland ‘deal’ identical to an existing one is good news! Now we can just rename Obama’s JPCOA the “Trump Golden Eagle Superdeal for Like Really Smart Presidents” or some shit and he’ll sign it!

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 22/09/2026

Don’t worry people, The White House is gonna let Talon News* in to cover the president *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talon_News

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 22/09/2026

Whaddya mean ‘derivativity’ isn’t a word? I need it! I have an essay about pop music to write!!

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 21/09/2026

Can you use AI as your Cyrano to woo the object of your desire? This 80s-style ballad ponders the question and is the advance-iest, early preview of my forthcoming album! PS I use no AI in my work, this is artisanal comedy music right here, I tell you what. robprocks.bandcamp.com/track/artifi...

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Artificial Heart, by Rob Paravonian

track by Rob Paravonian

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 20/09/2026

De-essers at 10k, 7k, 5k… all the ks, probably

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 19/09/2026

Man, I thought the war<dot>gov TV ad I saw the other week was insane but I just heard one of their radio ads and I seriously thought Macho Man Randy Savage was gonna burst in and scream SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!! 🤦‍♂️

a grimacing bearded man (wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage) in a red jacket and red cowboy hat, sunglasses with yellow striped lenses, holding a box of slim Jims in his right hand and an open slim Jim in his left.

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 17/09/2026

We’ve asked Ed Sheeran not to perform at our show next week in northern Delaware. He wasn’t scheduled to, but with all that’s going on we just wanted to make sure events.ticketleap.com/tickets/drip...

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Fourth Friday: Musical Comedy Night

Join us for a night of great food & musical comedy! Enjoy dinner & drinks while laughing along to performances from local comedians Todd Chapelle, Rob Paravonian & Carla Ulbrich. Whether you're a come...

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 15/09/2026

Hello Bluesky friends, you are the first to know that the Pachelbel Rant 20th Anniversary Show tickets are now LIVE!! Join in-person at @caveatnyc.bsky.social or get a live stream (3-camera, great sound) ticket and watch from anywhere! 🤘🎻🤣🤬🎸 Mon. Nov 23, 7pm NYC time! caveat.nyc/events/the-p...

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The Pachelbel Rant 20th Anniversary Show — Mon, Nov 23 | Caveat NYC

The viral Pachelbel Rant hits 20 years on YouTube and creator Rob Paravonian commemorates with comedy, music, and an updated Rant

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 14/09/2026

”Ohmigod you guys, the shady Russian oligarch DID NOT pay for the president’s son’s wedding! He merely paid for a lavish party CELEBRATING the wedding as a GIFT to the president’s rookie defense contractor son. Totally different and not at all sus!”

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 14/09/2026

🎶 ragweed’s back, alright! 🎶 Ohmigod it’s back again It’s in the air, breathe it in Not a fan of these allergies Gimme a second I gotta sneeze

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 11/09/2026

Kermit is diagnosed with stage 3 frog cancer; to pay for treatment Dr. Bunsen Honeydew builds a meth lab in the basement of the theater. Vince Gilligan attached as showrunner

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 09/09/2026

My monthly newsletter email will be going out this afternoon, with a special preview track of my forthcoming album! Sign up if you’re not on it already :-) 👇 robprocks.us8.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=...

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 09/09/2026

It will boldly bake where no one has baked before 🖖

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 08/09/2026

Trump on 9/11: “Never Remember!”

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 05/09/2026

Tetris was created in Russia so this all tracks with Agent Kransnov’s administration 😜

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 03/09/2026

I got final jeopardy 2 days in a row when none of the contestants did so give me that McArthur Fellowship now I guess 💪🙌

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 02/09/2026

I just dropped in to tell you what condition our munitions are in 🙃

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