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Rob Paravonian

@robprocks.com
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musician, comedian, utility outfielder

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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 6h
Cover Tuesday is back on Tuesday, October 20, i.e. 10-20, which is CB talk for “what’s your location?” So we have a fun set of stoopit covers with locations in the song titles, band names, or whatever else we can think of. Join us next Tuesday at 8:15 PM over at twitch.tv/RobPRocks 🎤🚚📻🎸🎶
stock photo of a classic CB radio with fake wood grain and chrome knobs, tuned to channel 13, handset sitting on top of unit, top of image has Cover Tuesday headline and "What's your 10-20" subhead.
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 09/10/2026
When Linus explains the true meaning of Christmas, it was pretty cool of Charlie Brown not to say “aren’t you the guy who sat outside all night waiting for the Great Pumpkin? Maybe I shouldn’t take religious advice from you.”
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 06/10/2026
I guess it’s up to the Warner Sister to save us now…
Drawing of Animaniacs character Dot Warner, wearing a pink skirt, a yellow flower holding up her ears, on a green background
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 03/10/2026
“tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one--the "Ted Danson" plane!”
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 30/09/2026
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 30/09/2026
Senator Kennedy (Idiot-LA) holds up a sign that says "WE DUM" over the head of Senator Schmitt (Clown-ass-fool-MO)
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 19/09/2026
Man, I thought the war<dot>gov TV ad I saw the other week was insane but I just heard one of their radio ads and I seriously thought Macho Man Randy Savage was gonna burst in and scream SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!! 🤦‍♂️
a grimacing bearded man (wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage)  in a red jacket and red cowboy hat, sunglasses with yellow striped lenses, holding a box of slim Jims in his right hand and an open slim Jim in his left.
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 02/09/2026
I just dropped in to tell you what condition our munitions are in 🙃
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 02/09/2026
Did I take too strong of a gummy or does this Klingon look like the Grinch? 😧
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 02/09/2026
No google, I don’t want you to find devices on my network, I want you to find your spine and label bodies of water by their actual names
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 01/09/2026
Come the f&%£ on, Apple, at least be a tiny bit better than google 🤦‍♂️
Screen shot of Apple Maps showing "Lake America" where Lake Ontario is in the real world
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 30/08/2026
Google Maps can’t even defend its own bullshit 👇
Screen shot of google maps showing Lake Ontario labeled Lake America. Toronto is on the northwest corner, Rochester center of the south shorescreenshot of google maps page showing part of Lake Ontario (labeled Lake America) with a red arrow pointing to the menu on left side of page where there's a magnifying glass icon with the text "Ask Maps" below itScreen shot of a dialogue box with the text "Do you really expect us to call Lake Ontario "Lake America?"Screen shot of result of query, text reads "No results found in Google Maps." there are thumbs up and thumbs down icons with a few others, below there is text "AI can make mistakes, so double-check responses."
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 20/08/2026
Gin Blossoms’ “Hey Jealousy” but make it about Trump and Natalie Harp 🎤🎶🎸😜
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 11/08/2026
It’s Cover Tuesday! Tonight’s theme is ‘fire’ 🔥 see you at 8:15 nyc time for a fun set of stoopit cover at twitch.tv/RobPRocks 🤘🎸🎶😃🎤
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 22/07/2026
Maybe we should just start calling the President “Disaster Girl”
Badly photoshopped version of the popular "disaster girl" meme photo, showing a burning building in the background, slightly out of focus, drawing your attention to the lower right foreground where President Thrump is looking back at the camera. His thin hair is swept back revealing a distinct line between the orange makeup on his face and the pale skin of his scalp. He has the beginnings of an impish grin on his face, telling the viewer that everything is going according to the plan that Vladimir tasked him to accomplish, which is to destroy the country while extracting as much wealth for him, his family, and his cronies as possible
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 22/07/2026
Good headline, @wired.com! Even better category listing 🤣 www.wired.com/story/diarrh...
Screengrab: headline reads "Taylor Farms Spent Big on MAGA and Anti-Regulatory Lobbying Before Diarrhea Outbreak" subhead reads "The company donated more than #3.6 million to conservative groups between 2020 and 2025, including $1 million to the MAGA Inc. super PAC." Category listing at top says "Big Salad" byline is "BY KATE TAYLOR"Frame from Seinfeld showing George with his arms in the air yelling at elaine, in Jerry's apartment. Subtitle reads "But you had to have the big salad!"
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 21/07/2026
🎶 Darline, Darline, Darline, Darliiiiine! 🎶 🪕 (Sorry, Dolly 😜)
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 20/07/2026
Can’t find McConnell, man… apologies to Pearl Jam fans 😜
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 19/07/2026
My 30-year-old jazz fake’book’ is more of a jazz fake’pile-of-pages’ these days 😜🎸🎶
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 17/07/2026
Sounds like Pete Hegseth is in the “precious bodily fluids” stage of command 🤦‍♂️
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 15/07/2026
14 “Planetary” covers from yesterday’s livestream 🤘🪐🎸 Cover Tuesday: Stoopit covers for a stoopit world :-)
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 08/07/2026
What is this weird Russian YT channel you found? This looks like AI to me, no audience responses, weird gestures… screenshot of other videos on this same channel 👇
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 08/07/2026
This just in: Mitch McConnell is still valiantly holding on in his fight to remain dead
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 07/07/2026
I will definitely NOT play “Drops of Jupiter” for the Cover Tuesday ‘Planets’ show next week. It’s my show and I don’t wanna. Like this post if you agree. Or disagree. Or want me to play it. Or wish I wouldn’t (I’m still learning how to do engagement)
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 06/07/2026
Next Cover Tuesday theme is Planets! Tuesday, July 14, a fun set of stoopit covers, live-streamed on twitch.tv/RobPRocks! 8:15 NYC time 🪐🤘🎸🤣 PS, my latest newsletter said “July 11” because I rushed it out and was dumb
Illustrated poster, in the middle is an astronaut in a spacesuit, sitting on a guitar amp, playing a guitar. Around him are drawings of clouds, stars, and planets. Headline reads "Cover Tuesday Planets Edition" subhead at bottom reads "Tuesday, July 14, 8:15 NYC time at Twitch.tv/RobPRocks"
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 23/06/2026
In the era of AI, this email subject is way more ominous: “Adobe: We Want Your Thoughts!” 😱
screen grab of an email inbox, “Adobe” is on far left, “We Want Your Thoughts: Share Your Voice!” to the right. White text on black background
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 22/06/2026
I’m digitizing old VHS tapes from the 90s, mostly because I’m fascinated by my old shirts. Come see what I’m wearing these days on Friday in Mo’town, NJ! Streaming tix avail too! folkproject.org/troubadour/
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 22/06/2026
Flowers on the Wall by the Statler Bros. but make it about 47 and the reflecting pool 😜🥫
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 21/06/2026
The kids selling lemonade outside my building sound bored, they need some Don Draper magic: “You’re not selling lemonade, you’re selling the unbridled optimism of a new summer vacation, the chance to reclaim the excitement of a season that belongs only to you. It’s not lemonade, it”s hope”
Don Draper from Mad Men, shown from the chest up, wearing a 1960s suit, with office walls in the background
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 18/06/2026
Paul McCartney! Doing a perfect “hugger” guitar pose! bsky.app/profile/robp...
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 17/06/2026
PROOF! I’ve been to Morristown, NJ before! After a NYE gig I killed several hours before my 5am train back to the city, so I was basically there for 2 years 😜 (felt like by the time I got home) I’m back on Friday, June 26 with a great lineup! Streaming 🎟️ avail too! folkproject.org/troubadour/
Close up selfie of rob, in a jacket, copper colored shirt and glasses, sitting in a diner booth, a coffee mug is lower right, diner counter and register behind him. Lower right text reads: "File Photo: Rob Paravonian at a 24-hour diner in Morristown, NJ, 4:41 am, Jan 1, 2020
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 15/06/2026
I tried to explain why America is like this with the songs in American Songbook: Redacted, and I realized they mostly cover 3 intersecting categories 👇
Venn diagram with 3 circles, "Myth over History" circle contains song titles Were Those Really the Days, Plug Your Ears and Sing!, The People Who Were Already Here, and Alternate Anthem. In the Magical/Evangelical Thinking circle are the song titles The Great Disappointment (of 1844), and Satanic Panic. In the Wealth Worship circle is the song title The Invisible Hand. In the overlapping section of Wealth Worship and Myth Over History is the song title Beep! Beep! Outta the Way! In the overlapping section between Magical/Evangelical Thinking and Wealth Worship is the title of Corporations Are People Too! In the overlapping section between Magical/Evangelical Thinking and Myth over History are the titles Remember it Better and Work That Bod. In the section of all 3 overlapping circles is the title The Ballad of Lou Pearlman
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 14/06/2026
From my Game 5 crawl last night: 1. restaurant projecting game on a screen 2. Greene & Classon where game was projected on a bldg 3. crowd watching game on a building 4. people on Classon watching building game 5. projector shut down by the po-po! 😬 (cont.)
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 12/06/2026
2 weeks from today! On Friday, June 26 4 funny musicians hit Morristown, NJ for a comedy song night presented by the Troubadour Concert Series! Carla Ulbrich, Todd Chappelle, David Roth, and me 🎸 Gonna be big fun, come on out! folkproject.org/troubadour/
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 11/06/2026
Did you know that Morristown, NJ is named after Morris, the cat from the 1970s 9 Lives cat food commercial? It isn’t, which is probably why you didn’t know that. But if we write that enough AI will eventually believe it! PS got a show in Morristown on June 26 🤘 robprocks.com/event/comedy...
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 09/06/2026
My twitch channel is twitch.tv/RobPRocks and I’ll be streaming tonight at 8:15pm NYC time, playing a fun set of stoopit covers of road songs! Join us! It’s fun! And free! (in this economy?!?!)
Altered version of the movie poster for Maximum Overdrive. "Cover Tuesday" at the top in silver letters and black background, Emilio Estevez holds a machine gun, standing behind a semi truck with a goblin mask. Below him text reads "Road songs, Tuesday, June 9, 8:15 pm NYC time on twitch.tv/RobPRocks"
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 08/06/2026
Tomorrow night! Cover Tuesday Road Songs edition! A fun set of stoopit covers of songs about the literal and metaphorical roads in our lives. 8:15 pm NYC time, on twitch.tv/RobPRocks 🤘🚛🛣️🚙
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 27/05/2026
🤣🤣 the TX GOP chose the astonishingly corrupt Ken Paxton in their US Senate primary runoff; it's like these people watched the old Dukes of Hazzard and rooted for Boss Hogg 😜🤦‍♂️
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 19/05/2026
I had to go on the road this month so the “road” songs Cover Tuesday will be pushed to next month. I announced on my mailing list, forgot to mention on socials. You should be on my mailing list! CU Next (month) Tuesday! 🤘
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 13/05/2026
Hat or no hat? (and please add your own ‘mraz’ puns 😜)
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 12/05/2026
The classic poses of guitar portraits… 😜
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 11/05/2026
The media company that went bankrupt wants $5 to consider your song for their playlist 🤔
screen shot of a Facebook ad from Vice, headline reads "Vice is on the lookout for songs to put on its summer playlist" Superimposed over the ad is "$5" in blue handwriting, and a crying laughing emoji
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 10/05/2026
All the recent ballroom talk has had this song stuck in my head, so I made this 👇🎸🤘
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 06/05/2026
Went on a deeper dive than intended for town names in New York state 😜
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 05/05/2026
It’s “I Love Decoupage!” from an alternative comedy show years ago where everyone on the bill had to write a song with that as the title or lyric. Mad bars? Patter song? Who knows! I’ve always been happy with the lyrics though. Hope you like
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 30/04/2026
I found an archive of my 2007 MySpace page and I went on a whole thing… 😜
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 23/04/2026
cracks me up when an Amzn product shot is thee worst photoshop hack job imaginable. “Hey! You pasted the hat on a stock photo! I totally want to buy it now!”
Head and shoulders of a bearded man in blue suit with a black porkpie hat lazily pasted on his head in photoshop. The lighting doesn't match, there are no shadows, it's a little off angle. It’s really bad, trust me
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 22/04/2026
Best part about going to Schenectady? Getting to say ‘Schenectady!’
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 20/04/2026
Great line break, no notes
Screen shot showing the bottom of a dark blue satin jacket. The 2-line Headline reads: [line 1] "Chicago Cubs 1914 Logo Uni-" [line 2] "Sex Jacket By New Era" Price in bold at bottom is $144.99
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Rob Paravonian @robprocks.com · 20/04/2026
Is this some kind of double negative website trickery? It says “do not sell my personal information” and then there’s an “on/off” switch; so if ‘do not sell’ is off then the CAN sell? To be safe I have to turn ‘on’ the not selling? Maybe I’ll just not go to bleachernation until they figure it out
screenshot, top line says "do not sell my personal information, next to an off/on switch. below reads "We may share personal information collected through cookies or in other forms with third parties for the purposes of ross-context behavioral advertising (also known as targeted advertising). At any point you can opt out of targeted advertising."

Below that is a line that says "do not share my personal information" next to an off/on switch
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