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Rob O'loki

@roboloki.bsky.social
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
okay, now that they've opened the floodgates i'm gonna spend more time on here building my brand and becoming a social media influencer. first i'm gonna take a nap though.
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
are you wearing new balance?
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
miles "one chain" klee
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
sookie hates capitalism
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
sookie being extra pitiful because i have to go to work
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
sookie said i didn’t have to go to work today
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
biggie smalls being too cute
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
sookie didn’t want me to go to work today
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Ain't no one in a suit coming to save you.
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
being obtuse is an attractive quality you should definitely keep doing it
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
this is how you build a bigger tent
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
check deez nutz
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
i imagine a world where fdr kept henry wallace as his vice president for the '44 election
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
i love the internet because anyone can make shit up and post it for the whole world to see
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
*carly simon voice* 🎵 you're so mid 🎵 🎵 i bet you think this post is about you 🎵
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
dreading work? simply call out.
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
that's where pumpkin spice comes from
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
because i can't draw?
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
no thoughts, pure vibe
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
rekt
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
more like hammer & popsicle amirite
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
can i come over?
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
it's called a carolina squat. i'm sorry that i know that.
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
i am a manly man but plastics make the inside of my butthole itch
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
my dog woke me up at five and now she wants to go back to bed.
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
sad reacc only
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
shouldn’t you be guarding a bridge?
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
lol this is the best bitch. welcome!
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
thanks i hate it
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
what this cheerdad™️ is doing during practice
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
breakfast
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
aren’t they?
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
have you considered logging off?
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
i have opinions
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
use it for everything. break its will.
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
this would be a bad logo even if she was selling a rinn WU bra
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
it’s official. you don’t know squat.
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
she just read "the moon is a harsh mistress"
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
is it really shitposting if you aren’t on the commode?
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
no i’m full from my tuna surprise (pack of ramen can of tuna, topped with a generous helping of cheez whiz)
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
nazis and sister fisters? but i repeat myself
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
printing off a banger, folding it up and placing it in my wallet so i can show the hot waitress that always forgets my name.
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
space monkeys don't know what a duvet is. roll credits
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
have you never been constipated?
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
your vibe with one image
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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
When you and a guy are squaring up to each other but neither of you are capable of violence
Two teletubbies with their bellies close to each other
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Rob O'loki @roboloki.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
mom?
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