iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm exhausted and want to sleep but my body won't let me. I hate this.

Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"If vore were real, would you eat me?" Now, we all know that the answer, "Yes, I would" is just the answer given because it's the hottest answer, not the reality. The reality is that I value my friends so much that the real answer is, "Yes, I would without a second of forethought or hesitation."

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We were asked to provide feedback on, "How do you think AI could benefit your workplace." I pointed out how a lot of data shows it largely creates more workload and produces costly mistakes. My manager got back to me and asked if I could write something, "more positive." : |

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My company just merged with another one, so I'm filling out employement paperwork. One asked me my pronouns. Holy shit. How the fuck is my job more woke than me? I haven't even HEARD of most of these.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I was remembering being 5YO and taking part in the yearly nativity play. They asked me what animal I wanted to be and I said Cardinal—yes, the songbird. My dad cut & painted a cardboard little cardinal head hat held on by a string and I sat there in red sweats the entire play like a doofus.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I don't know, some of you literally eat worlds.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Furries making human sonas. Going to conventions. "Hey, I like your skin suit." "Thanks, it's of my skinsona, Aeighdeighn(pr. Aiden). I made it myself. Hug?" "Sure!" *wet squishing sounds of fake flesh rubbing together*

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Daoist philosophy is just ancient autistic cope. Change my mind. "No, my hyperfixation isn't weird or useless, I'm actually harmonizing with the universe."

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

It must be hard being a werewolf. Forced to turn into a horrifying, disgusting creature, over and over again. If only there was a way to stop the transformation. To remain in your true form. Indeed, nothing could be worse than having to endure turning into a human at sunrise every day.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

For macro March! You pulled over in the woods to enjoy the scenery and when you turned back around he'd snatched your car up like a piece of litter. I wonder if it'll crumple like one? :3 🎨@mintimaws

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Reading a horror book a friend got me. The main character is a Christian youth. You'd think this is a poor parody of what growing up evangelical is like but my mother was friends with a woman who wouldn't let her daughters watch Space Jam because of the 30 second scene with a fortune teller in it.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The new one feels like playing with Fischer Price Megablocks. It's so condescendingly inoffensive and simple. Summoner was my starter Job, so it really sucks not only losing the mechanics I liked, but having them replaced with something so braindead to play. I moved on to Blackmage as my main. @_@

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I want DoT Summoner back. ;w; Give me my DoT mage back Squeenix.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

When the game is built around gear progression and the game drops some mid-level gear on you that completely invalidates the early game progression because you pre-ordered or the game happened to be bundled with some DLC. Why? Why ruin your own game like that?

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

When the player has status effect spells but the random battles are too weak to bother with them and the bosses are all immune to them. Looking at you Final Fantasy.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I hate it when games give you the information to piece together the plot like 5x over, but all of the characters act like the most obvious conclusion is completely beyond their comprehension. Then someone drops the truth 5 hours in and the characters are like :O Come on.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

It's a shame bigots beat us to the term "transvestigate" because that would have been a killer bit of nomenclature for someone trying to explore being trans.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I know this is weirdly random, but it feels like way too many deer furs are entirely unaware that antlers just pop off and grow back regularly. lol

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Deer shed and regrow their antlers yearly. They're only hard and made of bone for around half the year. They're mostly made of cartilage while growing and covered in fuzzy skin called "velvet". Once they harden into bone deer make a bloody mess rubbing the velvet off, revealing the finished rack.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I hate twitch drops. Dune Awakening did twitch drops for building sets and I'm still paranoid I missed some. Who drops fractions of building sets during different events?

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Stylized games age better. Like the new resident evil looks pretty photorealistic now, but give it a few years and I'm sure it'll look like ass.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I had a school admin call in because she just couldn't understand. "How can this parent owe $605. We only charge $185 in tuition a week and he's only missed the last two weeks and gotten two $25 late fees." I weep for the poor children who attend this school.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I really wouldn't expect nuance from a game called modern warfare. lol

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

If we kill the bad guy, we're just as bad as them. *is covered in the blood of their hundreds of dead minions I killed to get here*

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

My brain has two modes: One: I'm happy by myself. If anyone asks me to hang out I'll get annoyed at the sudden social obligation. Two: I need to hang out. Being alone is literal torture. And like nothing in between and switching between them is like pulling teeth from a stone. Anyone else?

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

It turns you into a video game character almost, where if you're hit, the shroud takes the damage, and then so long as the shroud is dense enough, the damage is filled in from the remaining spirit matter and you look unharmed. It has to be torn apart first to actually harm the one inside.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

The mages of my world have a technique they use called a "shroud" where they import spiritual matter into the physical world and encapsulate themselves in it to form a "battle form" around themselves. It looks very much like shapeshifting, for instance I might wrap myself in the form of Hades.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I had to go into device manager and show hidden devices to clear out the old Bluetooth drivers and then also uninstall the Bluetooth devices before any of them would work again. Fuck Windows 11.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Apparently if you swap out a Bluetooth adapter with a new one—the wireless card I just got in this case—Win 11 still considers the old Bluetooth "functional" & any devices connected under it are effectively locked to it. The new Bluetooth hardware can't connect to it or even remove it to reconnect.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Another new wireless card. I swear if this one starts to BSoD I don't know what to do.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Do macro's use a literal airplane when feeding their offspring? "Here comes the airplane! Say ahhh." The airplane: "AHHHHHH!"

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

*sigh* All the effort I put into solving the issue with my wireless card was pointless. It's still throwing BSoD. I'm just gonna have to buy a new one next paycheck.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Having food in your mouth and feeling a sneeze coming on has to be up there in one of the most unpleasant situations.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Yeah. I honestly gave it a good try, but I got frustrated with it's clunkiness and decided to call it quits.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I hope I fixed my wireless card issues. The issue seems to have been with the Wificx.sys file. I ran through like a bunch of troubleshooting all at once and it seems to be working without issue. Here's hoping I'm not back to reinstalling drivers every week next week.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

If my phone is resting on my bed proper, it won't wake me. If it doesn't find its way to my nightstand before I doze off I am 100% sleeping through my alarm. I guess the mattress either absorbs just enough sound or the nightstand acoustics are just enough.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I swear every time I stumble upon wholesome subreddits, the rules will tyrannically enforce wholesomeness, but then half the posts will be like, "Small child raises $30,000 to pay off student lunch debt for his classmates!😍😘💕" That isn't wholesome. That's a fucking capitalistic nightmarescape.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

There is no reality where I should have to physically unseat my wireless card to figure out what driver should be installed. WTF TP Link? Anyway, I had the right one installed. So yippee, I get to continue troubleshooting.

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Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I basically couldn't even use telegram like a half hour ago until I reinstalled my drivers. Now everything is working flawlessly. I look forward to reinstalling them next week. : \

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