Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We were asked to provide feedback on, "How do you think AI could benefit your workplace." I pointed out how a lot of data shows it largely creates more workload and produces costly mistakes. My manager got back to me and asked if I could write something, "more positive." : | 391
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My company just merged with another one, so I'm filling out employement paperwork. One asked me my pronouns. Holy shit. How the fuck is my job more woke than me? I haven't even HEARD of most of these. 5276
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I was remembering being 5YO and taking part in the yearly nativity play. They asked me what animal I wanted to be and I said Cardinal—yes, the songbird. My dad cut & painted a cardboard little cardinal head hat held on by a string and I sat there in red sweats the entire play like a doofus. 2110
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Furries making human sonas. Going to conventions. "Hey, I like your skin suit." "Thanks, it's of my skinsona, Aeighdeighn(pr. Aiden). I made it myself. Hug?" "Sure!" *wet squishing sounds of fake flesh rubbing together* 3130
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Daoist philosophy is just ancient autistic cope. Change my mind. "No, my hyperfixation isn't weird or useless, I'm actually harmonizing with the universe." 1110
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It must be hard being a werewolf. Forced to turn into a horrifying, disgusting creature, over and over again. If only there was a way to stop the transformation. To remain in your true form. Indeed, nothing could be worse than having to endure turning into a human at sunrise every day. 4307
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 27/03/2026For macro March! You pulled over in the woods to enjoy the scenery and when you turned back around he'd snatched your car up like a piece of litter. I wonder if it'll crumple like one? :3 🎨@mintimaws 820548
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Reading a horror book a friend got me. The main character is a Christian youth. You'd think this is a poor parody of what growing up evangelical is like but my mother was friends with a woman who wouldn't let her daughters watch Space Jam because of the 30 second scene with a fortune teller in it. 060
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/03/2026When the game is built around gear progression and the game drops some mid-level gear on you that completely invalidates the early game progression because you pre-ordered or the game happened to be bundled with some DLC. Why? Why ruin your own game like that? 1130
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/03/2026When the player has status effect spells but the random battles are too weak to bother with them and the bosses are all immune to them. Looking at you Final Fantasy. 3200
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I hate it when games give you the information to piece together the plot like 5x over, but all of the characters act like the most obvious conclusion is completely beyond their comprehension. Then someone drops the truth 5 hours in and the characters are like :O Come on. 1120
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 22/03/2026It's a shame bigots beat us to the term "transvestigate" because that would have been a killer bit of nomenclature for someone trying to explore being trans. 2112
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Deer shed and regrow their antlers yearly. They're only hard and made of bone for around half the year. They're mostly made of cartilage while growing and covered in fuzzy skin called "velvet". Once they harden into bone deer make a bloody mess rubbing the velvet off, revealing the finished rack. 1120
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I had a school admin call in because she just couldn't understand. "How can this parent owe $605. We only charge $185 in tuition a week and he's only missed the last two weeks and gotten two $25 late fees." I weep for the poor children who attend this school. 060
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 19/03/2026What's your most hated gaming trope? 991
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 15/03/2026My brain has two modes: One: I'm happy by myself. If anyone asks me to hang out I'll get annoyed at the sudden social obligation. Two: I need to hang out. Being alone is literal torture. And like nothing in between and switching between them is like pulling teeth from a stone. Anyone else? 3210
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Apparently if you swap out a Bluetooth adapter with a new one—the wireless card I just got in this case—Win 11 still considers the old Bluetooth "functional" & any devices connected under it are effectively locked to it. The new Bluetooth hardware can't connect to it or even remove it to reconnect. 160
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Another new wireless card. I swear if this one starts to BSoD I don't know what to do. 050
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Do macro's use a literal airplane when feeding their offspring? "Here comes the airplane! Say ahhh." The airplane: "AHHHHHH!" 2181
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 06/03/2026*sigh* All the effort I put into solving the issue with my wireless card was pointless. It's still throwing BSoD. I'm just gonna have to buy a new one next paycheck. 240
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Having food in your mouth and feeling a sneeze coming on has to be up there in one of the most unpleasant situations. 5150
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Reading a random steam review when What 3201
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I hope I fixed my wireless card issues. The issue seems to have been with the Wificx.sys file. I ran through like a bunch of troubleshooting all at once and it seems to be working without issue. Here's hoping I'm not back to reinstalling drivers every week next week. 020
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I swear every time I stumble upon wholesome subreddits, the rules will tyrannically enforce wholesomeness, but then half the posts will be like, "Small child raises $30,000 to pay off student lunch debt for his classmates!😍😘💕" That isn't wholesome. That's a fucking capitalistic nightmarescape. 091
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26/02/2026There is no reality where I should have to physically unseat my wireless card to figure out what driver should be installed. WTF TP Link? Anyway, I had the right one installed. So yippee, I get to continue troubleshooting. 051
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26/02/2026After the SRD fiasco, I stopped playing 5e and switched to PF2e. I recently got invited to a 5e game. I see a lot of improvements, but it feels so weirdly paired down. Where's the pitons? Where's my chalk WotC? Where's my fucking soap? How am I gonna roleplay taking a bath in the river now!? 050
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Every wireless solution I use on my computer keeps crapping out. I bought a cheap USB dongle and it died within a month. I decided to splurge on a really good wireless card and now I have to reinstall the drivers every week or I get BSoD and shitty WiFi connectivity. This is why I prefer ethernet. 160
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 25/02/2026A predator who swallows prey to exhaust and rough them up so he can bring them home to regurgitate them into the waiting maw of his loving boyfriend. 💕 "Hey dear, I know it upsets your tummy when they struggle, so I wore him out for you~" 3333
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Voresky was fun for a bit, but the lack of interactivity and the constant obligation to check it and set up a glorified tummy-shaped egg timer makes it both kinda uninteresting and draining at the same time. So I'll probably abstain. 2121
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Do you have kids? Do you love them more than anything? Okay. What could your children do to make you torture them? If your answer is, "I would never, because I love my children," then congratulations, you are a better person than the Christian god. Why do people follow this religion again? 4202
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 25/02/2026It's hilarious watching christian apologetics circles tearing one of their own apart because he had the gall to suggest, "Gosh, maybe the constant threat of eternal torture is a turnoff for new converts. What if we interpret it a different way?" "NO. ONLY ETERNAL TORTURE." Man fuck that religion. 0171
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I did not expect to ugly cry to an episode of Bluey. 0110
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Find what makes you happy and pursue it relentlessly, even if it involves dissolving people in your stomach acid. ❤️ 4393
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 20/02/2026#vore I don't give my poor boy Saian enough love. 15+ feet long and over 4 feet high at his shoulders. Nearly 6 feet of that length is one long stomach that you can lay out in, invisible to the outside world. Or muscular contractions can bunch you up into a ball for a nice round tummy~ 4416
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Voresky says in multiple places that it supports markdown/formatting, but it doesn't seem to tell you at all anywhere that I can find what that markdown looks like. 1110
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Right. both Hades and Robin are pretty much done on voresky. Might expand them later. Or perhaps you will. ♥ 1200
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Yes. Despite his raging homophobia, he decided to let you go. ...for some reason I decided to work on the endo route for Hades first. I should incorporate one for Robin. Right now you have the options of being either coyote fat or being permanent coyote fat. >w> 2200
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Whelp. Robin is up with a vore path. Hopefully I did it right. I'll figure out Hades another time. 2170
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Had nothing else to do, so I toyed around with voresky. Still have no idea what I'm doing. lol 2150
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 18/02/2026That's two discord friend requests today from probably scammers. Weird. Its normally weeks between. 030
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 17/02/2026No mutual friends, no mutual servers, and I don't recognize your character. Sorry random person. I know I put my discord details on FA so new people could reach out, but I'm just gonna go out on a limb and assume you're a scammer and decline your friend request since that's been the reality so far. 1151
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 17/02/2026If you call into customer service I do not need your life story. It's frustrating to listen to a 15 minute diatribe about your life only for me to go, "So you're saying you suspended your service 6 mo. ago, you resumed it two weeks ago, & you think your bill is too much." Why not just say that? 390
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Just because I'm small, doesn't mean my appetite has shrunk! Point me at another micro and just see what happens! 🎨@mintimaws 819533
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Happy Valentines Day. I'm sure I have some valentines art kicking around, but fucked if I can find it right now. lol 0220
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I want to write characters the feel like they actually are members of their profession or fandom or hobby, so I like learning a little about everything. Today I learned about Graded Numerical Parallelisms and their use in ancient hebrew literature. Gonna use that when writing fictional holy books. 2310
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 10/02/2026#vore The evidence and argument presented was very compelling, but I'm still hungry, so I'm gonna find you guilty. Sentence: Lunch, to be carried out immediately. 🎨@mintimaws 110622
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 09/02/2026So if Jesus truly was a virgin birth and Mary reproduced asexually through parthenogenesis, then Jesus would be a genetic clone of Mary and have XX allosomes, making him genetically and chromosomally female. That would mean that Jesus is actually intersex or transgender. 3161
Melodramatic Trash Mammal @robincoyote.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Fat coyotes can melt steel beams. 3221