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I write for @DuffelBlog.bsky.social, where Americans go for their most trusted military news. I also post memes. #parody "[Robin Berger wrote] the best work #DuffelBlog has ever done. This is not up for debate." --Austin von Letkemann OG Bluesky #648,638

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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Show this to any Space Forcians you know and watch their head spin!
AI-generated parody photo of an Air Force wedding with a news ticker at the bottom saying "Join-spouse approved for Space Force gate guard, AI chatbot"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Walter Reed Hospital took this image of Trump's moon #ew
Public domain NASA photo of the Moon taken by the Artemis II mission with a parody text overlay saying "Space Force names Moon after Trump"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ka$h hand-picks the FBI's beast candidates
Photo of Bowe Bergdahl with a parody text overlay saying "FBI applicant Bowe Bergdahl says Afghans made him rape ugliest sheep"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm scared to ask what a Jew face is
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RFK Jr. wants YOU to join the Funeral Corps!
Photo of an old gravesite for two young children with an intricately carved monument along with a parody text overlay saying "Anti-vaxx veteran enjoys carving kids' gravestones"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't wait to drive a tank over the osseous skulls of mine enemy
A snapshot from the opening scene in the 1991 movie "Terminator 2: Judgement Day" displaying "Los Angeles 2029A.D." in a futuristic font over a dark, forbidding urban wasteland multi-lane highway filled with thermonuclear-seared cars all bizarrely organized in upright positions facing the same direction containing osseous skeletons
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm surprised she has parents
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who did this
A line at the top of claimed 6'3" Donald Trump's head falls below the top of 6'1" Michael Martin's head at the Irish prime minister's residence in September 2026
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Overheard it while shopping at AAFES
Public domain U.S. Air Force photo of a servicemember's hand holding a pair of 2LT bars with a parody text overlay "E4 mafia coins new term 'McConnell lieutenant'"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wishing good health and continuing recovery for "DUDE 44 BRAVO" Col. Robert M. Bullock Jr., the F-15E backseater who avoided capture after parachuting into Iran! 🫡
Photo of the late USAF Colonel Robert Massey Bullock Jr.
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At least tell me you have my Latisse in stock?
Public domain photo of a U.S. Air Force pharmacy with a parody text overlay saying "Suddenly trim technician insists pharmacy can't fill anyone's GLP-1 right now"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh @irishstar.com, you sweet summer child! Sit on my lap and let me tell you a story about "jail or enlist" plea bargains that got rid of so many local community undesirables whose names glitter the Vietnam Memorial 😭
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Chilling plan could see US Army ‘enlisting debt-ridden students to fight Iran'
The Pentagon is reportedly considering a range of options to end the Iran conflict, including a controversial US Army student loans enlistment program that would see Americans offered Pentagon debt re...
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think @davidpakman.bsky.social will like this one ⤴️
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Q: Why doesn't Pete Hegseth compare himself to WWII's Albert Speer? A: Speer maintained his country's munition supply until they finally ran out of men
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Who did this
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Photo caption "Milo Yiannopoulos briefs press on anniversary of historic 'Will & Grace' episode where Jack McFarland explained his one-man cabaret show"
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Right-wing commentator Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE
The British citizen, who lives and works in the US, has supported Trump and ICE agents in the past.
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Maybe next rename Epstein Island?
Public domain photo of the raising of the flag at Iwo Jima with a parody text overlay saying "Mount Suribachi to be renamed on 25th anniversary of 9/11 in honor of Trump"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sailors on tender ships have it made! They call dibs on all the fresh food they deliver to carriers and submarines
Public domain photo of a U.S. Navy submarine tender with a parody text overlay saying "Presidential Unit Citation given to USS SuckItUp Buttercup"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
#JoeyJones wrote this op-ed under a pseudonym www.duffelblog.com/co-oops-i-me...
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CO: Oops, I Meant To Say 'Closed Door' Policy
The following is an op-ed written by your commanding officer.
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sources confirm RFKjr took home all the boy-parts #ew to count their sperm
Official Navy photo of USS Thomas Hudner with a parody text overlay saying "USS Hudner sailors return from Navy’s longest combat deployment to find all their kids were transgendered under the Biden administration"
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/08/2026
The Secret Service unveils The Beast: Panic Room Edition.
The Beast: Panic Room Edition.
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I know, right? bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Jody ftw!
Navy photo of USS Abraham Lincoln on deployment with a parody text overlay saying "USS Lincoln sailor welcomes new baby conceived on Day 27 of his deployment!"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Trump created the Space Force, so this checks out 👍
Texas A-M and Space Force, photo by Meredith Seaver of The Eagle, with parody text overlay saying "Update to Space Force SPFI36-2903 changes all salutes to a thumbs-up."
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Paul Szoldra @paulszoldra.com · 29/07/2026
The Secretary of Defense is presenting campaign medals for service on the Southern border around service members’ necks like it’s the Medal of Honor. www.war.gov/News/News-St...
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Duffel Blog @duffelblog.com · 03/08/2026
NEW: Americans begin thanking troops for future service www.duffelblog.com/future-servi...
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Americans begin thanking troops for future service
Retail workers say they’re just trying to get ahead of the next Middle East deployment
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy anniversary! By me, for #DuffelBlog #StarWars Jek Tono Porkins, a Rebel Alliance fighter pilot, grew up in Bestine, IV where he witnessed the brutality of a federal government led by a man he believed had not been properly elected.
duffelblog.com
Tuberville blocks Red Six's posthumous promotion to Red Leader
"Are we really doing this again? He knows this is imaginary, right?"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Does his order apply retroactively?
Photo of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth at his desk with a parody text overlay "Hegseth directs every award of the Purple Heart to be 'classified SECRET/NOFORN until further notice'"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
He looks down on most USAFA cadets
Photo of JD Vance posing with Air Force Academy Cadets with a parody text overlay saying "Air Force Academy exonerates cadets who booed JD Vance, acknowledging the fact he's an E4 POG" (USAF photo by Jonathan Suni)
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And he's been promoted to oversee USAF's Crew Resource Management!
July 15, 2026 snapshot of an aerial team member's high-speed low-pass maneuver in Pensacola, Florida with a parody text overlay 'Thunderbirds pilot with call sign 'NØFUQS' wins Aerial Victory Credit for greatest air show stunt since the famous 1987 'Ramstein spectacle'"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Does this proverb exist in the English language?
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Ian TB @iantb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If we could harness X and BlueSky’s current whataboutism about That Thing Today as an energy source, it’d power the entire planet for the next 10 years.
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Your comment reads like a headline pitch!
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
WHO DID THIS
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I bet she had a history of toxic leadership
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Air Force biolab criticized for toxic work environment
Maybe if you showed you actually deserve to be here your life would get better
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy anniversary! By me, for #DuffelBlog King Biology Research Center commander Dr. (Col.) Matteo Nocivo agreed to speak by phone with Duffel Blog. “I assure you, we follow only the most stringent protocols to ensure none of our experiments escapes its containment vial. Or cage. Or cell block.”
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Air Force biolab criticized for toxic work environment
Maybe if you showed you actually deserve to be here your life would get better
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W.E. Linde @welinde.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Government intervening in markets reminds me of something but I can't quite place it.
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
More tea, hon? 🍵
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People Who Enjoy Dark Humor Might Be Smarter Than Everyone Else, According to Science
In 2017, psychologist Ulrike Willinger conducted a study at the Medical University of Vienna on “gallows humor.” Through the experiment,
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Next he'll renumber all "19th" units because it honors the 19th Amendment 💃
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
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Dark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Nothing more Marine Corps than finally getting a medal linked to a ton of benefits when you're already dead. And now Ripley will never know what DDG from the Navy Times front page, shitty side road, or dilapidated building we're going to name for him.
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Ian TB @iantb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@originsgamefair.bsky.social day two, AM session: #ManeuverWarfare from @thedietzfoundation.bsky.social on the table. Red hypersonics once again plied their deadly trade, knocking Blue back early and not letting up #wargaming @armchairdragoons.bsky.social
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Reminds me of 2003's "Perejil Island Crisis" when the Moroccan Palace Guard putted around the Straits of Gibraltar in john boats. Spain launched a naval armada to capture them while they slept in pup tents on a rock the size of a football field. "Ahoy the fleet! Ask Mateo if he's in charge..."
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I know USAF PAOs who did it. "Hey guys, can you go back and do that again so I can film it?"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hon, I've watched USAF PAOs do stupid things
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
With a PAO running point to catch their progress on camera 📸
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
😭
USAF photo of B-52 tail number 60-0061 with a parody text overlay saying "City on waiting list to display B-52 in 2089 mourns loss of crew"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Air Force does the best job operating a Defense Food Allocation Center
Public domain photo of a Defense Food Allocation Center with a parody text overlay saying "DFACs celebrate President Trump's 80th birthday with tapioca pudding"
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Filmed by a #PAO, I can tell you that 🙄
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Robin Berger @robinberger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It looks staged?
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