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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY

@robinalbedo.bsky.social
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Whoops, forgot this platform existed for a few days. Here, have a tasteful nude as consolation.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
To my NYC loves: I'm coming your way in just a few weeks! I'll be in town May 3-6. Drop me a line now to get on my dance card! For reference, this is how cute my butt looked last time I was there.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
In my mad science supervillain era (... which is always) (and yes, that is a lab coat from NIH)
Robin sits sprawled in a brown leather armchair, wearing a black latex jumpsuit, a lab coat, and patent leather heels.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Best excerpt from today's Signal messages so far
A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Although that's not the first time I made stupid sexual decisions as a result of learning that someone was a math nerd so maybe it's not drug-induced"
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm thinking this should be the normal quantity of banchan y/n
A platter featuring nine smaller dishes of food (Korean banchan)
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm sorry that your pet is the second-cutest, but sometimes that's just the way the cat treat crumbles
Robin's cat, belly up in a sunbeam. The cat is mostly white with gray spots and has extra toes (i.e., is polydactyl).
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Bringing my best daddy energy
Robin standing on a deck wearing a white tank top, jeans, and a gold chain necklace
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I thought it was spring, but when I left the house this morning it was 35 degrees, so I'll just have to dream of reading outdoors for a few more weeks
Robin reads a book while lounging supine on a log surrounded by forest greenery. She is wearing a green bra, blue panties, and a blue robe.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This might be my favorite sticker I've ever seen in Seattle
A photograph of an orange-and-white striped traffic barrier with a sticker of an alligator (or is it a crocodile?) with its chin in its "hands" like a 14-year-old girl at a sleepover saying, Tell me MOOOOORE."
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The food was attractive AND delicious--that shaggy thing that looks like the dragon from The Neverending Story is a pile of mushrooms with white kimchi, truffle cream, and parmesan--and my date said that my outfit made him think I could be an anime villain, so I'd say the evening was a success.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sometimes you just need a break to admire your own abs.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Goodbye to the vast glittering plain that is Phoenix! Follow my newsletter (robinalbedo.substack.com) to find out where I'll be next. (This month's edition will be a bit delayed.)
The view from an airplane window at night, showing the plane's wing in the foreground and the flat landscape of a lighted city extending into the distance.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hello there, Phoenix. Are you ready to indulge? I'm settled in and still have a few openings in my dance card now through Tuesday afternoon.
A nude woman with white fabric draped over her legs, holding a bunch of purple grapes to obscure her face, on a red background.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
These may not be the sexiest photos of me ever, but I think "sentimentality about humanity" and "hey guys, there's an ermine!" provide key information about my personality
In the foreground, Robin gazes at a granite slab labeled "History of Humanity" and engraved with a John Donne poem on its shortest face and with historical information on its longer sides. In the background stands a small chapel with blue doors on a mound of reddish earth, against a blue sky. Robin points at another granite plaque engraved with images of small mammals, including a stoat and an ermine.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
DESERT IS HAPPENING (this is all thrilling and exotic to me, hailing from cool and forested climates)
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Taking a few days to explore AZ with my friends, and then, PHX, I'm all yours 3/1-3/3. And yes, of course I brought my stockings.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Coincidentally, I JUST took this photo and thought, "If I'd known this is what 38 would look like, I wouldn't have been so worried about aging." (Cheek unblurred to show off my skin ... but I'm pixelizing my hair 'cause it's kind of distinctive.)
A mirror selfie of Robin in strappy black lingerie. Part of her face is in the foreground (her cheek and ear), and the reflection of the back side of her body is reflected in the mirror. In the background are a bed piled with pillows and a red box, and a shelf covered in houseplants.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
One week until my first-ever visit to Phoenix (3/1-3/3)! Any hotel recommendations? Any cool providers I should meet? (Pictured: The only other time I've passed through Arizona. You can look forward to some more photos of "Robin leaning on stuff in the desert.")
Robin leans on a vintage trailer in a southwestern environment with dry grasses and scrubby trees. She is wearing a sports bra and jeans, and she has her right hand in her hair and her left thumb through her belt loop. Her face and hair are blurred by pixelation.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Oh hey, my February newsletter is up! And I'm announcing a yearlong promotion for subscribers only, along with my regular monthly promo. Check it out at robinalbedo.substack.com.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Guys I have erred “I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”) ... I regret this
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I don't know how this lightswitch man made it into all the bathrooms of a federally-funded public institution, but I do know that I feel kinda kinky every time I comply with his request.
A photograph of a light switch with a weathered yellow sticker affixed to the tile wall above it. The sticker depicts an anthropomorphic cartoon light switch plate with the light switch representing the nose, and the text reads "DONE WITH ME? TURN ME OFF."
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Spotted in the Central District: Is this ... a tiny pink Power Wheels-type Cybertruck?
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I had forgotten that London is a beautiful city, especially architecturally ... even if the Thames is the color of chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is delicious, okay?
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?
Three cardboard boxes sitting on a sidewalk filled with retro science-fiction magazines such as Analog and Asimov's. There is a cardboard sign affixed to the center box that reads, "Sci-fi magazines 50 cents each"
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I've only been in London one night and already a mysterious stranger has treated me to (French-influenced) British fare. (Those dumplings were better than my photo suggests, and the beef Wellington was in the top 5 steaks I've eaten in my life.) I feel like I've been blessed by the travel fairy.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Back from my cruise to Alaska. I didn't do a great job taking my hot tub bikini selfies, so all I have to offer is the bounty of nature, whoops.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Departing for a trip shortly, may or may not have time to post, leaving you with this view just in case
Robin leaning on a rock on the beach, looking out at the ocean. She is wearing a white one-piece swimsuit and her sandy bum is facing the camera.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?
Three cardboard boxes filled with science fiction magazines from the 1980s and 1990s (Asimov's, Analog, etc.), sitting on a sidewalk. Above them, a handwritten sign reads, "Sci-fi magazines 50 cents each."
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Find me ... ❎OOO June 6-16 🌆NYC June 23-25 💂‍♂️London June 26-July 3 ⛰️Seattle and ✈️ FMTY otherwise
Robin wearing a casual red sleeveless wrap top, jeans, and sandals standing near a vine-covered column. Robin's arms look great, as always.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Feeling some dread about returning to work? Come back to bed.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The trouble with dining with such excellent company is that it can be a challenge to give the incredible food the attention it deserves. A good problem to have. This was a top 10 meal, for both the flavors and the conversation.
Local halibut crudo with avocado, pomelo, and cherimoyaFire-kissed sugar snap peas with strawberries, sumac, and smoked enoki mushrooms. Chile roja-roasted lamb with carrots, spring onion, and heirloom corn. Mint semifreddo with raspberry liqueur meringue, candied almonds, and cherries
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Just returned from a rich and textured tour. Here's a glimpse of Chicago.
The interior dome of the Chicago Cultural Center, surrounded by intricate tile mosaic in white, green, and gold. Part of the Chicago skyline, backed by a blue sky with dramatic clouds. A strange flyer that at first appears to advertise a look-alike contest but is clearly a ploy for the poster to find a boyfriend. A plate of four grilled sardines, heads still on, in a pool of olive oil and topped with fresh herbs.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If a bra, garter belt, and panty set is the escort's equivalent of a three-piece suit, what's our version of a pocket square?
Robin kneeling on a bed, wearing a cobalt blue and sheer floral lingerie set and thigh-high stockings. Robin lounging casually on a bed, wearing a cobalt blue and sheer floral lingerie set and thigh-high stockings.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Saw this sticker, decided it was great advice, am therefore offering oodles of duos this week: Katie Fox (thefoxhole.ch) Weds. (5/14), Seattle Eve Alexander (@vixenforhire.bsky.social) Fri. and Sat. (5/16-17), Chicago Jordan Domrémy (@jordandomremy.bsky.social) Mon. and Tues. (5/19-20), Bay Area
A graffito sticker that reads "KISS YR FRIENDS" affixed to a no parking sign
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Date idea: Carkeek Park. (That's it, that's the whole idea. Carkeek is such a premium park experience that nothing further is required.)
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Oh hey! Surprise surprise, Katie Fox (www.thefoxhole.ch) will be visiting Seattle, and and we're offering duos for one day only on Wednesday, 5/14! She is an absolute tsunami of joy and I would be thrilled if you gave me an excuse to spend more time with her. Book ASAP, as her time is limited.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
So tickled by the gift of Mr. H taking me on an adventure to the Seattle Erotic Art Festival (my first time!). And grateful to Mr. L for the latex top, and to the professional who volunteered at SEAF as a kinky Sears portrait photographer.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Business casual.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Quote post with your first year of escorting (2021) This was my first "photoshoot" for Tryst: my iPhone + Amazon lingerie + just off the hiking trails in Seward Park
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I overdid it with the jam, but they were still pretty damn good. The colleague to whom I gifted them dropped his professionalism and simply texted me "OMG these bars"
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This what I was planning to wear to a duo this weekend ...
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Upcoming tour! 🏢Chicago, 5/15-17 🌉SFO, 5/18-20 Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends. Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
My most recent baking victory: Blackberry caramel tart and vegan vanilla cake with berry compote filling for a friend's birthday. My first time making caramel and ermine frosting and they both turned out shockingly ✨ flawless ✨ (but I did only get 4h of sleep)
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Does this count as an "artistic nude"?
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My trip to NYC has been a blast so far--see food pics for evidence--but my favorite moment was spotting (the lusciously soft-skinned) @loreleirivers.bsky.social in the bathroom line at a Broadway show and observing us both do a double-take.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
April showers bring ... an excuse to get muddy.
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Tap tap ... is this thing on? Hi everyone! I'm back! I deleted my account on That Other Platform due, primarily, to privacy worries, but I missed y'all too much to stay away.
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